Political Cartoons 2015: It was. I think. I don't know. Fuck that dumb comic

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Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

People really want to throw away American lives and money in a ground way against ISIS? :psyduck:

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 05:16

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:24

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

How about a "Worst/Most unreadable Formatting?"

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 16:10

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Mister Beeg posted:

New Sleeper Ave. on the Red Scare and Duck & Cover

My dad's old enough to remember the Cold War. There really was a fear that the Soviets were going to destroy America back then.

And people ( :ssh:

right wingers) seem to long for the days of impending nuclear annihilation.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 18:07

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Kit Walker posted:

That's just what living in a city with a high population density is like. If anything our sanitation workers pick that stuff up earlier and earlier and I can't remember the last time I walked past any appreciable amount of trash during the day.

And we've got like, only a few blocks that smell like piss. As for the scent of vomit and burning poo poo, I can only imagine that guy mistook Jersey for NYC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMuRMHBMQZA

I thought our official joke state was Florida but that's only during president election cycles.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2015 16:44

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

seiferguy posted:

Certain states are reacting differently. Kentucky is now issuing marriage licenses, Texas is dragging their feet, and Mississippi (surprise!) is actively fighting it.

When Florida embarrasses the union, it (usually) does so in a manner that makes the rest of the nation laugh. When Mississippi does it, it makes the rest of the nation ashamed to call themselves American.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 18:07

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

quote:

So bye, bye, straight American pride
Drove my Chevy to the wedding but the couple was bi
And them straight ol' boys were crying tears from their eye
Singin� this�ll be the day that I die
This�ll be the day that I die
♫ Leather daddy is behind the stove
Gay baker is the maker of gay loaves
'Cause the SCOTUS said so!
Do you believe in lock and load?
Amendment save our immortal soul?
Background checks make my gun buys slow. ♪

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 23:48

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Grapplejack posted:

Guess who is really, really mad about recent news

3.
*http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/06/27/newspaper-faces-firestorm-after-attempted-crack-down-on-anti-gay-marriage-op/
**http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/06/26/confederate-flag-and-cultural-fascism.html

June 28th, 2015 | Tags: Battle Flag, Cartoons by Henry, fag, human being, gay, gay flag, homosexual, homosexuality, lesbian, queer, transgender, transsexual | Category: Political Cartoons by Henry | Comments are closed

That would be a start to redeeming it in this Southerner's eyes. :colbert:

What a gigantic, flaming pile of hateful dog excrement. And lazy as well.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 00:26

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

God forbid a man doesn't have a beard that raccoons can nest in and he hasn't stalked, killed, skinned and cooked his breakfast over an open fire. That would be just unmanly.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 03:51

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Let's appropriate one of the most famous feminist images for our lovely donation drive. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, :frogout:

of life.

I'm trending towards thinking that the world would be a genuinely better place if Muir stepped in front of a bus.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2015 04:07

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Mister Beeg posted:

(by Dan Collins)

loquacius posted:

I agree with Stantis, we should absolutely think about replacing Jackson way, way before replacing Hamilton. Hamilton was legit. Jackson was a fascist dickhead and the only reason to keep him on the $20 is the knowledge that he would absolutely hate being on the $20.

Carl Haissan once pointed out that various native-American businesses haul in sacks full of 20s with Jackson on them each night, and that's probably the best revenge they're ever gonna get on him.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 03:51

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Right wingers long for something to wage a guerrilla war against?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 01:11

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Doctor Spaceman posted:

New DbD

Muir's fundraiser is almost there, and so is he.

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

You're not taking in the horror if you look at a censored version. It'd be like watching a rated G version of Event Horizon.

Thanks for ruining one of my favoriate horror movies on top of piling on DnD's incredible, whatever the gently caress that was. Go on without me goons, I have stared into the abyss too long and it is a poorly drawn vagina.

:suicide:

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 04:36

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

alnilam posted:

Not only is the fuckbarn in a remote corner of a huge private property / embassy (?), but even in his own fantasies Zed is 100% the type to point a gun and ask "jest what're you doin on my property" to anyone and everyone who might be entering via the southern gate or whatever. That's real welcoming to, uh, customers.

You just know Muirs got a goddamned stash of assorted guns, explosives and various other dangerous instruments that would make Burt Gummer reel back in shock locked away in his basement.

# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 22:54

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Small Frozen Thing posted:

I did a lot of very shameful things when I was younger, but I don't think any of them come close to enjoying anything written by William Safire.

You also have the excuse of being mentally ill as well right?

Mr. Squishy posted:

Well of course, he's a political cartoonist.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 13:29

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

derra posted:

It's watching an abused spouse finally getting out of the house; it's going to be very painful, but there is the chance that things will eventually be better.

Didn't they basically also get to say "gently caress you Germany"? That is always worthwhile. :rms:

# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 14:13

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Day By Day: http://i.imgur.com/ZTAGsS9.jpg

I'm still expecting Duke Nukem to bust in and rescue that poor women from that disgusted alien that's brain washed her in order to harvest her organs. :dukedog:

# ¿ Jul 8, 2015 04:19

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Acropolis posted:

For those who need context: Allegedly, Tom Selleck stole water from fire hydrants in Ventura County for his ranch by just filling up a tanker truck and driving it away. Seeing as this is in California during a major drought this is an even bigger deal than normal and Californians on both sides of the aisle are pissed.

If he is charged and-

Oh gently caress it he is not gonna get anything more then a slap on the wrist. :suicide:

# ¿ Jul 10, 2015 15:46

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Grapplejack posted:

GUESS WHAT FUCKERS IT HAS BEEN A WHIRLWIND OF A WEEK FOR OUR GOOD FRIEND H E N R Y

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Ideas are flame retardant you dumb gently caress. Did you even bother actually reading the book or did you just watch the movie like a jack-rear end?! :argh:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 02:02

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

AceRimmer posted:

I'm guessing Muir looks more an older version of those gap toothed rednecks you see shouting about heritage not hate rather a knockoff of the most interesting man in the world.

Also, what horrible facts don't I know about Muir that I will immediately regret knowing about Muir? :froggonk:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 04:00

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

bunnyofdoom posted:

Assume if any sexual organs are not censored, it's NSFW for puritanical North American Countries. Basically, whatever gets edited out of DbD.

As mandated by both state and federal law whenever puritanism comes up, here is Robin Williams providing context for why north America is loving crazy compared to the rest of the world.

God rest his crazy soul. :911:

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 00:47

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Stultus Maximus posted:

Anyway, because I really don't feel like fishmeching this any further, here's Eric Allie('s conservative mouthpiece) praising $700 million of government spending:

Maybe Stantis wrote this one.

I feel like this type of person is just a massive nerd who want the future to be Star Trek and the future to be now goddammit without them having to do anything hard to bring about a glorious socialist utopia.

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 19:20

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

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I don't even see how this is relevant to the politoons thread. :shrug:

Not My Leg posted:

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 22:32

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Taciturn Tactician posted:

"How dare someone be excited about a scientific achievement without working towards the communist revolution!" - A thing Ted Rall would say.

Good point, my criticism was misplaced.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 01:33

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

vyelkin posted:

The Bank of Canada cut its interest rate from 0.75% to 0.5% today thanks to the recession we experienced in the first half of this year due to low oil prices, combined with the Iran deal making it appear that low oil prices are going to keep our economy depressed for a longer period of time than anticipated.

"But wait!" I hear you wonder. "Doesn't Canada have industries that don't rely entirely on the price of oil for their economic performance?"

Well, no. Not really. Not anymore.

Oh yeah, and also every government across the country doesn't want to spend money stimulating the economy, and our corporations don't want to invest money, so the only thing keeping our economy afloat is massive amounts of consumer debt and an epic housing bubble, the two of which feed off each other in a way that is going to absolutely ruin this country when it all falls apart.

You'd think after witnessing the U.S. housing bubble and what that did, most countries would take steps to mitigate any potential damage that might result from a similar shitstorm but from my trawling of the various pol threads, it seems like every single English speaking country has a similar situation rapidly brewing. :psyduck:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 03:22

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

pwn posted:

I just did a marathon of James Cameron's Alien movies and nothing in that series was more terrifying then that top strip. :stonk:

Nothing is also funnier then that bottom strip, so hats off sir. :stonkhat:

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 13:52

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Rorus Raz posted:

Cartoons!

6
Oh god gently caress yourself.

7
Would it shock you that a THREE HOUR video was edited down to eight minutes to create a false scandal? No pimps this time, sorry.

Where is that rotating gently caress you gif? It is the only that that perfectly captures my feelings right now.

# ¿ Jul 16, 2015 23:40

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Fulchrum posted:

Nearly half the movie is spent trying to show why the lead scientists daughter, who is more competent, a better fighter, better positioned to do the job and can be trusted, needs to accept that only men are allowed to be superheroes, cause women are too precious and fragile to risk. Women need to accept that they are just love interests for the hero despite having no loving chemistry with them.

I know Marvel have problems with women superheroes, but this movie makes it way too blatant.

I think that is more of a problem with how women superheros are portrayed in general honestly then just a marvel specific problem.

:goonsay:

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 23:10

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I think Franklin D.Roosevelt is spinning in his grave so quickly you could use him to power a machine to resurrect William "B.J." Blazkowicz and have him hunt down any remaining Nazis on earth.

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 00:30

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

there wolf posted:

Toddler leashes should not be that long.

That is an umbilical cord.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 01:20

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

colonel_korn posted:

fart

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That is also called Florida and Spain beat you too fobbing it off to the United States by about 200 years.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2015 19:29

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Exclamation Marx posted:

Socialism has a long history of disparagement in this country. :smith:

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 13:29

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Pilchenstein posted:

Joking aside, you do have to watch out for the muslamic ray guns.

Just when you think Facists can't Get any dumber. Where is duck monster when you need him?

# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 18:49

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Fred Clark posted:

Nothing against Iowa, or the rest of the �heartland� that started out as the frontier, but it won�t do to pretend that the 29th star added to the American flag is somehow more authentic than any of the original thirteen. All such realmurka games are silly and stupid and clumsily fraught with political agendas, and its best not to play them at all. But for those who insist on playing them, sorry, stars and stripes outscore stars without stripes every time.

I love the points he makes here, all of them.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 16:26

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

I really didn't want to believe so many Americans could be so petty as to hate a sitting president just because he is black. :smith:

# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 20:07

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

serious nerding out about comic book ducks posted:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 16:04

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colonel_korn posted:

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The most cartoon most anchored in reality, and also the one that people are busy sticking their fingers in their ears and singing dixie in order to ignore. :eng99:

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 17:24

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

gently caress me but I'm starting to get all the complaints about labels ITT. It just clicked looking at this unnecessarily labeled caricature of Trump.

# ¿ Jul 23, 2015 22:32

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

N. Senada posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTMZ2X5cE_Q

Does that kid want to have sex with his robot maid?

Holy poo poo that looks bad, normally netflix stuff is quality but I guess some coked out executive got a little bit too much into the nostalgia goggles and okayed this.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 05:38

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Yes anyone who sings this sort of song is 100% a ok a nice chap. :froggonk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKjB3rhUdAw

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 01:49

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:24

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

RyokoTK posted:

I wonder if anyone in Israel actually gives a gently caress about Jonathan Pollard.

Aren't spies generally disposable anyhow?

# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 22:51

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