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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


goldenoreos posted:

Funniest panel for me this week comes from Spider-Man & The X-Men #2



Wait.. is Sauron really.. DOCTOR DINOSAUR?

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Lurdiak posted:

The gently caress Blade was always british. Guy showed up talking like Shaft in Tomb of Dracula.

Just as Doctor Strange will always sound like Doctor Orpheus to me, Blade will forever sound like Jefferson Twilight, Blacula Hunter.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Majuju posted:

SECRET WARS: BATTLEWORLD #1




Excellent NEXTWAVE callback there.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Drifter posted:


no clue what comic besides 'X-men'.

Laser Cows!



(Gunnerkrigg Court)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.




(Phonogram: The Immaterial Girl)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


John Dyne posted:

The White King is throwing a birthday party and he wants everyone to come in costume as one of the X-Men.



A page later..

Wolverine and the X-Men 9

Read this in Watch and Ward's voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uOrHnE30cM

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Moreau posted:

Is... is he supposed to be aboriginal? If so, dare I ask if the artist has ever seen an aboriginal person?

Also, who puts pirate boots on a costume in tyool 2016?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Squizzle posted:

The next gritty reboot will have Arms Fallout Boy, whose superpower is surviving longer than most people do with leukemia from exposure to poorly-shielded fissile material in Soviet-era nukes abandoned in Kazakhstan.

So he's a product of the Arms Race.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mister Mind posted:

Meanwhile...



Didn't know Ryan North was writing Superman.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


That panel of Scott shrugging at Spider-Man is begging to be an avatar

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Taskmaster is the best.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Gaz-L posted:

I assume he's not really a crook, just Groot wants to find out why he failed the audition.

His acting wasn't wooden enough.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


a kitten posted:

That's still fairly frightening actually.



She said cya l8r boi

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Nipponophile posted:

In case there remains any doubt as to whether Cobra is the worst...



Read this in Watch/Ward's voice

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Evil Mastermind posted:



Man, I wish my job had these rooms.

These rooms sound unironically great

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


AGLAB

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Secret Wars: Battleworld #2 (2015)

Missed the chance to use "motherducker"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Ygolonac posted:

Oh hey, what do we have here?



Getting some real NEXTWAVE vibes from this

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Fantastic Four #50 (1966)

Poor Johnny, thought of ants and died

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


In Grant Morrison's "Zenith", a cabal of extremely powerful superhumans have issued an ultimatum to the world's governments. Zenith, a second generation superhero/pop star, and St John, a first generation superhero/MP, have come to confront them.


Also Acid Archie is there, who is a bright pink disco robot.





Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


After decades of rights issues, you can get all of Zenith collected in four hardcovers and it's well worth it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


amigolupus posted:

What exactly are the antagonists's ultimatum to the world's governments here?

Well they broke StJohn's favourite paperweight, for one thing.

Then they did this.

Exactly the kind of thing you'd send a pink disco robot to deal with.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Sometimes you see what you want to see :yosbutt:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bucnasti posted:

What exactly was Cobras longer term plan at this point? I mean Cobraville seemed like a nice enough place to live and upwardly mobile crimson guard seems like a pretty good gig. Why was Cobra Commander a villian again?

He just wants to make America great again!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



I read all the Cobra Troopers dialog in 21 and 24's voices

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



"How many Yaz albums do you have on this thing?"

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Pastry of the Year posted:

That idiot Bludd thinks Proust rhymes with Faust!

well he's Australian

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Booster Gold #2 (2007)

Holy poo poo, a Doctor 13: Architecture and Mortality reference???

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



Same energy;

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


"I swore I'd never do this again" :allears:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Yes but when are we getting Cat Thor

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Booster Gold #3 (2007)

I love that Doctor 13 and his friends hangers on keep pushing at the edges of canon, the architects can't wipe them completely from existence.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Mooseontheloose posted:

I imagine there is plenty of sources of leather in hell.

It's actually pleather because the petroleum industry is extremely evil.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


palamedes posted:



Wonder Woman #41 from Gail Simone's run. Which also, I think, has the inspiration for the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant.

I'm the questions asked about why there needed to be a scene where Power Girl stuffs a bunch of sausages in her mouth and oh no they have dripped on her breast!

(imma just assume Simone is taking the piss)

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Darthemed posted:


Spidey Super Stories #27 (1977)

you KICK Loki? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for Spidey! jail for Spidey for One Thousand Years!!!!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



perfect username/avatar material right here

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


hell yeah non-binary legend Popeye
https://twitter.com/PopeyeTweetsk/status/1415775114004676614?s=20

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


pff, the supernatural isn't real, just ask Doctor 13

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


BAMF

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

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BONKUS OF THE KONKUS is a pro-tier username

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