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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bruceski posted:

I needed stitches because I was pretending to be him from the TV show, spun around, got dizzy and cracked my head on some stairs.

Good to see you're up and posting again so soon!

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Why are the police beating up those white guys?

They're Iranian.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ConfusedUs posted:

I miss NSM so much.

Oh hey it's the big cumes guy!

e: Pretend I quoted the strip, not you. Sorry!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Beachcomber posted:

Actually, I think that Jeff Goldblum might make an interesting Mr. Fantastic.

I mean you'd think Jeff Goldblum would make an interesting something but so far we haven't found that thing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

When was it revealed that Bruce buys the purple pants because they're the only ones with enough stretch for some reason? I'm thinking either 1983 or 1989.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

prefect posted:

According to Wikipedia, his full name is John Jonah Jameson III, so the original JJJ is actually JJJjr.

Assuming all three were alive concurrently, wouldn't it have gone

code:
1. John Jonah Jameson

2. John Jonah Jameson Sr.
   John Jonah Jameson Jr.

3. John Jonah Jameson Sr.
   John Jonah Jameson Jr.
   John Jonah Jameson III
which is how you end up with older relatives called Junior.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Feb 28, 2020

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

prefect posted:

I think Senior married Aunt May at one point.

Doc is JJJ's grandpa???

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Now I'm imagining Clarence Carter as the voice of Logan.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



"I always feel so happy when I'm together with you! There is no greater joy!"

["Then you have never bit a cat in the tail!"]

From The Phantom, don't know which strip or issue.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

cant cook creole bream posted:

Most of this story arc is Clint desperately trying to gaslight his closest friends with increasingly convoluted plans and it's really great.

When Daredevil enlisted him on this hunt for Ronin, Clint was actually wearing the Ronin costume. For some weird reason he didn't notice that at all.

Am I getting :thejoke:d here?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evilmiera posted:

Devil why the gently caress are you watching your owners getting down, give them some privacy. And stop riffing on their sexlife!

No but you see it isn't a dog pervert it's a mountain wolf pervert!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mr. Maltose posted:

Note that it's not a magic ska song, it's just a ska song so catchy it is literally impossible not to skank when you hear it. The best part of Mystery Incorporated is that everything going on in the first season and a half is explicitly un-supernatural, which leads to a gradual shift from preternatural to supernatural that's handled extremely well.

Ah, Umpty Ska.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

The X-Men were just dumb teens whereas crows are very intelligent.

If crows are so intelligent why do they keep attacking people who come near their nests, thus ensuring the nest's destruction, instead of just not doing anything so no-one would give a poo poo? :smuggo:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zaodai posted:

He also has booze, which is the weakness of every teenager. Checkmate.

Yeah but they need to crack first his suit and then his body open to get at the booze.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

So what makes Plastic Man so powerful apart from DC just wanting to steal the Molecule Man situation from Marvel :confused:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

muscles like this! posted:

He can change shape into anything he wants (including growing and shrinking) and he's indestructible.

Matter-Eater Lad could eat him :colbert:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

How Wonderful! posted:

But at what cost...?

(Superboy/Legion of Superheroes #251)

Edit: May I add, from 1985's Legion of Substitute Heroes Special #1:


And from Legion of Superheroes v.4 #49, his in-universe set of trading cards:


Matter Eater Lad is the best and deciding to read through the LoSH comics has been a blessing in these troubled times.

:laffo: this is exactly the kind of poo poo that you explain to your friend who doesn't read American printed cartoons and they think you're just making them up. Kind of like how if you explain any plot point in Metal Gear games to a normal person.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mulva posted:

I feel like this is a Scandinavian version of the 60's Batman theme, and in my heart this is what shall be the truth.

:hmbol:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Angry Salami posted:

...were they trying to create the most unsympathetic protagonists imaginable?

None of the millionaires are Americans pretending to be Irish, so no?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

How Wonderful! posted:

Hercules? I think that's canonical?

Well he was Roman.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zombie Dachshund posted:

Superman may know his etymology, but I bet Lois knows the difference between e.g. and i.e.

Kal-El is an alien who grew up in the sticks, and works as a journalist in the USA. What does he know of Latin.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010



"I'll be -- women!"

Next: WOMEN AND MORE WOMEN

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


:lol:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Crowetron posted:

Meteor pieces are kinda just space bricks if you think about it.

Space bricks with the quickness.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

"Dear Superman, why don't you just put the whole world in the printer."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

But what about twenty seconds?!

But enough about you're sex life.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

sebmojo posted:

Ah, Mr Kävelijä*

*kummitukselle, joka kävelee

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ghostlight posted:

the title of the thread isn't "Funny Comic Panels only? No; edits!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The fate of the original Hydra boss is literally the best comic book villain death ever anywhere, American or otherwise. I wish I could find the page but I'm stupid.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


They don't call him Dum Dum for nothing.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Grendels Dad posted:

Ya I'm not sure what a "lion moan" is but I'm even less sure holding your hands like that will help you in making any sound a lion might make.

He's hiding his AcmeTM Wolf Moan Whistle. Unreliable uhh character and all that - very avant-garde story-telling in funny strips.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

Byrne!
Why did it have to be John Byrne?

Reminder that John Byrne (oh wait sorry, "Booster Cogburn"*) was a villains in a comic series drawn by Jack Kirby. They (Cogburns) had detachable spines.



*) Heh.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Infinitum posted:

Talking about Squirrel Girl being the latest character in Marvel Strike Force



Wait... those were supposed to be his eyes not his pupils :psyduck:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dan Didio posted:

Not only that, but Thor looks terrified.

Wing envy.

e: Has anyone in the funny papers ever used "Hey Asterix!" as an insult to the mighty Thor?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A Strange Aeon posted:

Does mirroring cause composition issues or is it just better because it's faithful to the original?

What makes you think it's better :confused:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

That dracula looks so sad.

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