Tiggum posted:

Uh, yes? Why do you think that would be a bad thing?

You put mayonnaise one every sandwich? That is insane.

Sometimes refers to margarine (or other butter substitute), but yes, actual butter. Why would you not put butter on a sandwich? Even if you're putting mayonnaise or mustard on, you start with butter. Don't you? What do you think butter is for?

stuxracer posted:

Cooking with alcohol is a fine art sometimes. I had a friend make some rum cupcakes one time that were way too moist and each one probably had a shot of rum in it. So loving gross.

Edit: dum

quote:

Oyster stout

Oysters have had a long association with stout. When stouts were emerging in the 18th century, oysters were a commonplace food often served in public houses and taverns. By the 20th century, oyster beds were in decline, and stout had given way to pale ale.

The first known brewery to use oysters as part of the brewing process of stout was in 1938 by the Hammerton Brewery in London, UK. The brewery was re-established in 2014 and is once again brewing an Oyster Stout.

Modern oyster stouts may be made with a handful of oysters in the barrel, hence the claim of one establishment, the Porterhouse Brewery in Dublin, that their award-winning Oyster Stout was not suitable for vegetarians.

FlyinPingu posted:

you can put anything on a pizza, there are no pizza rules you goddamn pizza hitlers

cash crab posted:

Holy poo poo, that reminds me of this: Steve Don't Eat That

Bonus points is the most recent entry is potted meat product.

Pentaro posted:

Funny is family

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Yes. The quote from twitter was as such:

"I asked if they'd add an egg to my mountain dew, and they did"

Minarchist posted:

I'm a filthy Californian heathen so I'd have the steak, sauteed peppers/onions, pepperjack and hot sauce...something really vinegary but not too hot like Tabasco, Louisiana (red dot) or Frank's Red Hot.

Cheez-whiz is gross anyway, Philly can knock themselves out with that stuff

e: god dammit see this is why California sucks. I'm not a purist by any stretch but avocado makes everything "california style" apparently

Gridlocked posted:

Please link. The thread itself sounds like Anti-Food Porn.


Like seriously plan ahead to make a sandwich?

rndmnmbr posted:

Add some refried beans or elotes, toast that tortilla, and for fucks sake learn how color balance works, and that's a legit plate of carnitas.

Seriously, 90% of everything wrong in this thread is the photographer not knowing a loving thing about basic post-processing. (The other 10%, well, that's why I come to this thread.)

e.



That was 30 seconds worth of work, and now it actually looks edible.

quote:

Post your favorite food disasters you see on TV, social media, or in real life. Just so long as it's something actual people are eating and not just some gross ingredients thrown together just to look or sound awful and then dumped. Nobody wants that. Other than that, anything goes, from good food photographed badly:

gentle pete posted:

Actually...

BINGO!!! What do I win?

RJWaters2 posted:

TRIP REPORT



Results: I made this and ate it and regret it

PCOS Bill posted:

No this is great.

HairyManling posted:

Some Anti-restaurant-food porn: Last weekend my wife, daughter and I were passing through Lone Pine, CA on our way home from Mammoth. We're an hour or so into our drive, everyone is hungry so we decide to stop at this lovely, little diner in Lone Pine. It's the typical greasy spoon, privately owned coffee shop style place you see on many roads in the US. I order an iced tea while we're looking at the menu. When it comes, I start drinking it because I'm thirsty as hell after a weekend of fishing, hiking and drinking cheap beer and vodka. My wife says to me, "Uhm, HairyManling... there's a bug in your drink." I spin the glass around, because she's sitting across from me and has a different view on the plastic cup that my iced tea is in and sure enough there's a god drat insect dead and drowned in my drink. Very politely I mention to our waitress that there is "a fly" in my drink and she says, "Oh, that's a beetle. We're having a beetle problem in California right now." And then just loving walks away to serve another table. Like I'm just supposed to be comfortable with the fact that there are dead bugs in our food and maybe I should just shut the gently caress up with my attitude over that fact. She comes back a few minutes later and I tell her that I would like another drink without bugs in it and just gives me this look like I'm Joffrey asking for a more attractive piece of rear end than Margaery (or however you spell those assholes from GoT). I wish I had my phone with me to snap a picture, but it was in the car and we were tired from a week of hiking and fishing. Anyways, we ate the food, it was probably full of bugs and who knows what other poo poo. loving rural America, can you at least hide the filth in my food that you're serving me?

RareAcumen posted:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

No pizza rules?

PubicMice posted:

Are there burger rules?

Aesop Poprock posted:

That actually looks like a respectable plate of cuy from an actual Ecuadorian restaurant which just reinforces my idea that most of those posts are fake and trying to be funny

Edit: yeah its literally the 5th image on Google images for cuy

RareAcumen posted:

Time to be a bad person and ruin the mood.

PubicMice posted:

bunnyofdoom posted:

I am making empanadas for dinner tonight. Also rum and rum.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I was being intentionally obtuse to make a joke, of course it was about abortion but see he mentioned a clothes hanger and you know what okay just look at this awful hotdog with potato salad and chili on it

Wanamingo posted:

but for Peter North

chitoryu12 posted:

One of my favorite space food stories is that South Korea spent millions of dollars to develop a form of space kimchi. They wanted it to be totally sterile and bacteria-free without compromising on the taste and texture AND have a long enough shelf life for space travel. Millions of dollars just so the first Korean astronaut could bring his food from home.