Outrail posted:

Can someone please explain this emote?

Evilreaver posted:

Big titty goth GF (grain farmer)

Waste of Breath posted:

Something Awful's Homestuck

null_pointer posted:

haveblue posted:

All my posts are free verse

iwentdoodie posted:

Glass Onion

credburn posted:

I want to play FFXIV but it was a game my ex and I spent 400+ hours playing through together and she left me for a friend of ours whose name was literally Chad and I'm real fuckin bitter about it and can't play it anymore

flatluigi posted:

so the little thing in the game was you

Cythereal posted:

Some days you just have to wonder what planet some posters live on.

ishikabibble posted:

the answer to all of that is insecure cishet male gamedevs OP

Two '''normal''' girls macking on each other is hot, as is being flirty or outright horny for one another like it's a twelve year old's wet dream. It's completely nonthreatening in a way that masculine looking women or non-comedic gay males aren't. This poo poo isn't even new, Fear Effect 2 had it be the entire basis for its ad campaign and that was a game from 2001



I'm glad folks are happy to see representation but like... tbqh I almost feel like it's such a softball that at this point there are more female videogame characters that are confirmed lesbian or bi than there are ones that are confirmed het.

Don't forget Life is Strange, a series that I'm pretty sure seems to be entirely about a variety of disaster lesbians, in the multiple ways that phrase can be interpreted.

Cythereal posted:

Because it's completely ridiculous and I cherrypicked it to make that point? Pick any given game and the overwhelming majority of female characters are straight outside of the odd game that specifically makes a big deal about it.

It's rare, if growing less rare in modern years, and the goons going 'but where's my badass straight women?!' are absurd.

Vic posted:

One emergent stereotype seems to be that if the woman is badass she's gonna be gay but the man usually isn't. Like where are the badass mother main characters / killer mansluts? Also physically strong women with average-to-no muscle mass, or the muscle being entirely in the butt. Also short hair on a woman = gay.

Cythereal posted:

...You don't play video games with female protagonists much, do you?

Gay women protagonists are still almost exclusively a Bioware phenomenon, and less often an Ubisoft one lately (Kassandra from AC: Odyssey gets married to a dude and has kids no matter what you do). Games where you can choose the gender of your protagonist, and almost all romances in those games are bisexual and identical for both genders. To a lesser extent other modern RPGs like the Pathfinder games.

This is honestly the first time I think I've seen a modern non-indie game with a female protagonist (and no option to play a dude) has that protagonist be gay.

And it's still optional so you can have your precious straight woman.

Vic posted:

I was hoping we didn't have to go into internety passive aggressive accusatory nonsense over this. I didn't specify videogames either. What I meant is I really wanna see more stuff like the Last Of Us tv series thing. Not soulless, market researched, commitee approved, trending, pandering, sanitized, cis-male-gazey stuff.

I realize I might be nitpicking but honestly the poo poo I'm seeing is very naive. Girl kissed a girl big deal.

Matlack Radio posted:

Jedit posted:

And also how he managed to roll away that stone.

E: I'm now picturing Jesus rising and thinking "thank me the apostles couldn't afford a decently constructed tomb, I don't fancy spending the next three days in here".

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Kangaroos occupy that niche in Australia and rural vehicles often have those giant Mad Max bumpers called 'roo bars' for that reason. You even see them on otherwise unassuming Subarus. (Subaru is or was popular in rural Australia, something about the styling works when you're on dirt roads some days and going into town others)

Splicer posted:

When he says he's Type A but he's really micro-b

Desert Bus posted:

I'm glad someone caught that

Karate Bastard posted:

If someone mad is buying those can I get one too? Their dumb as poo poo if that helps

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

maybealabia posted:

Tree Bucket posted:

He rose in a halfshell, turtle power

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That last guy's banned for an interesting post

Zetsubou-san posted:

Matlack Radio posted:

Mr. Fix It posted:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Can't wait to see ED-42069

"Squat low & shake that rear end. You have 10 seconds to comply"

Inceltown posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

That whole thread is something.

SimonChris posted:

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Hitler goes on to kill 6 million people, though in this case accidentally via zip-line

venus de lmao posted:

I hate that my first thought was "I can fix that"

I will not code for the forums. that codebase has eaten the souls of better programmers

Karate Bastard posted:

Mods please ban this person. We cannot be what stands between them and their dreams.

Empty Sandwich posted:

Phy posted:

In case you've never read the original twitter chain, there's a bunch more that didn't make it into the edit but absolutely would have also been worthy

https://imgur.com/gallery/1sRcD

"Shoes look like a dictator's fez my man"

FFT posted:

It's like the SR-71 ATC call story but with the message "don't gently caress around with trains"

Outrail posted:

Tesseraction posted:

Yeah Team Four Star have done rewatches of their stuff and admitted they don't stand by their previous output. That's fine, honestly - I've got posts on SA I'm not proud of, even if they got laughs at the time.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I also spent a long time thinking the miners just let their canaries die on the regular and I think it was just last year I learned otherwise, that they bring the bird topside and start trying to resuscitate it. However I now realize I learned this fact and immediately put it in mental storage in a way where I have sort of vaguely half-pictured this canary resuscitation not as a tiny oxygen cage (obviously correct) but as human-to-bird CPR, with a huge grimy coal miner (probably wearing a headlamp still) providing minute mouth-to-beak breaths and the tiniest most careful chest compressions, pausing to check for canary consciousness every two to four seconds, the whole 9 yards. This mental image does not hold up to even an instant of scrutiny and I am both baffled by my ability to form it and yet also not surprised at all that I did

zimbomonkey posted:

My wife asked me to get into a miniatures game so she would have something to paint. Took one look at prices and she decided to get some paint-by-numbers instead.

Aphrodite posted:

I made one because it was Nier, and seemingly the only merch that exists for flight units.

I kind of just found it annoying, which I understand is for the best because it will save me so much money.

Outrail posted:

Goons, famously proficient at the tap and smash