fruit on the bottom posted:

I meant writing the post. I'll read any long posts if they're good.

yeah actually they will posted:

I heard someone was talking poo poo about the front page... Mother fucker...

EmmyOk posted:

The Ferret King posted:

Partial credit. What makes it a proper loss is when there are only two people in the fourth panel.

Sormus posted:

The third plug goes into the ground. Like the baby.

Say Nothing posted:

Dennis McClaren posted:

Is this Game of Thrones?

Android Apocalypse posted:

No it's northern Oregon.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I heard you guys like meltdowns

Screaming Idiot posted:

I'm probably gonna get laughed at for agreeing to the basics of this post, but I do. GBS became the worst forum for a long time and it's only recently returning to a readable state, and even then every other thread is white noise garbage that should be gassed.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Everyone agrees half the threads are bad. We just don't agree on which half.

Kibayasu posted:

I still can't get over how he makes such a point about making sure everyone knows he's married by fiddling with his ring in his twitter avatar.

Edit: "Hm, yes, a good picture. American flag, forlorn look off into the distance, inspirational. And now to raise my hands awkardly to mid-torso, look like I'm fidgeting with my hands like a 12 year old talking to his first crush, aaaand done."

Jurgan posted:

Why is it that when goons see a gaping rear end in a top hat they fixate on the ring in the foreground?

Choco1980 posted:

I hate myself for finding this fascinating. I mean, the whole "half press" semantics are dumb, but seeing people break games I'm familiar with is always interesting to me.

Panfilo posted:

*LA Beast holding fathers cremated remains on the edge of a pier* "I won't scatter your ashes to the heartless sea. You're all diamond subscribers to me. Like and Subscribe, dad." *Awkwardly wolfs down ashes* "Urk, it's got a texture to it, like grits. Not too bad when you Siracha up the cremains though."

Paladinus posted:

Here, let me update the joke for modern sensibilities.

*in an extremely stand-up comedian voice*

You know what's unlikely? A stripper holding a fart while giving you a lap dance. Not that I mind!

*is revealed to be a sexual harasser one week later*

PopeCrunch posted:

Yeah and it eventually became like, EVERY GAME, the same half-dozen idiots would tear their clothes off, eat everything in sight, and giggle while making GBS threads everywhere, smearing the poo poo all over themselves or others, and chasing down everyone not interested in their coprophilia to tackle them, butter them liberally with poo poo, and forcefeed them poo poo until they threw up.

They got weird with it, is what I'm saying.

cock hero flux posted:

i respect it

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

Spanish Manlove posted:

Caufman posted:

There is no distinction to be made between the mouth and the anus. It is all one hole.

spog posted:

Nice language. Do you kiss your mother with that rear end in a top hat?

LimburgLimbo posted:

You’re right; I am a foreigner that knows about ingrained cultural racism in Japan. Arguably I know more about it than most Japanese becuse I’ve experienced to some extent all sides of the equation, being treated as Japanese in some areas and deeply understanding the culture, while in other contexts been victim of it.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember all of those things.....

Man, I really have wasted a lot of my life on these forums.

Pirate Radar posted:

Alex Jones is swollen up and bright red literally 100% of the time.

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Solice Kirsk posted:

Peasant: "Hey Harry, wanna play kill, marry, gently caress?"
Henry the VIII: "Sure! Anne Bolin!"

RandomFerret posted:

RandomFerret posted:

doverhog posted:

Russians are Asian the same way the Finns are Mongols.

Samuringa posted:

minato posted:

call the police on thanos

Cream-of-Plenty posted:

Solaire is working by his bonfire when he hears the booming voice of Darkstalker Kaathe from below: “Solaire, sacrifice your souls. Entrust thy flesh to me.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Solaire, sacrifice your souls. Entrust thy flesh to me.” After weeks of this, he relents, selling his souls. Darkstalker Kaathe says, "Solaire, go to New Londo.” He asks why. “Solaire, take thy souls to New Londo.” He obeys, goes to New Londo. Kaathe says, “Solaire, go to the deepest well of The Abyss and throw all of yours souls down into its infinite depths.” Solaire hesitates but knows he must. He's commanded by one of the Primordial Serpents, after all. The depths are the deepest blackness. “Solaire, sacrifice thy souls.” Why? The Abyss— “Sacrifice thy souls!” He demands something of Darkstalker Kaathe--to tell him if Ceaseless Discharge is an allegory for anything; he dumps some souls into the Abyss as he does so. He breathes easy. “Solaire, sacrifice all of thy souls.” What? “SACRIFICE ALL OF THY SOULS." He asks for another answer: Was the furtive pygmy a midget or a dwarf. Some more souls are sprinkled into the well. “Solaire, sacrifice thy souls,” the voice of Darkstalker Kaathe commands. I only have a million left! Solaire shouts. “SACRIFICE THY SOULS!” booms the voice. One more question, Solaire suggests, sprinkling more souls. The booming voice of Darkstalker Kaathe goes: “Hit your dick with a hammer, if you still have your foreskin it'll bounce off like it's made of stone."

SilkyP posted:

Quantum mechanics huh? Piece of cake

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Bell curves and all that. When you have literal billions of people you can find adult humans that just kind of...ended up that tiny. Sometimes the body just gets to 4'10" and 90 pounds and goes "alright, I'm done." Under normal circumstances yes a fully grown person shouldn't be all that tiny but it's really the opposite end from the people that grow over 7' tall.

My guess is that they also picked the tallest black guy performers they could find and then did some camera angle tricks to make them look even bigger. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they were a bunch of like 6'3" guys that were standing on boxes behind her. She's also sitting cross-legged so she looks smaller than she is.

edit: Looking closer the dudes are also leaning forward which makes it look like they're looming. Your brain just kind of registers that as them being bigger than they actually are. The dude farthest to the right isn't leaning and is the biggest so you kind of just assume the rest of them are also that big.

Erebus posted:

you got more anal about it than they did

Yestermoment posted:

I'm just glad that Hammond is a character that can not be tumblr'd into wanting to gently caress any of of the other heros.

kirbysuperstar posted:

Supercar Gautier posted:

I think wearing a Chinese-style dress falls under "cultural exchange" in a way that a rocket launcher shaped like a totem pole does not.

Pirate Radar posted:

Well, I’m sure that was a whole thing.