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thatbastardken posted:you've just made an enemy for life! Scots truly are the most sensitive variety of Englishmen.
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I only drink funny quotes and have started to dessicate.
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Chinese is like that in that a lot of its words for animals are good onomatopoeic abstractions of the noise the animal makes.
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Outrail posted:Boners man IT'S HYPHENATED YOU FECKLESS TURD
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EorayMel posted:[duke nukem from the tiger gamecom voice] loving lol at that 'child' bullshit. I haven't seen that particular flavour of insufferable smug nerd since the '00s.
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pentyne posted:Actual quote is slightly better, not by much, but there's a bit of sympathy for someone who may have bent to social/family pressure to compromise themselves. Why they would then post extensively about it however... Yeah, any possible bit of sympathy you could have instantly evaporates on those last three words what a loving whiplash.
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thatbastardken posted:j lambs is a bit thick but she's not afaik particularly racist. Ahaha nooooo.
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Speaking of dunkin' on the taxman, it's not a quote per se but I'm a massive fan of the name of a goon Facebook group which is something like "RIP lowtax, if only you'd married your alcoholism you might have beaten it".
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Asterite34 posted:Is this the name of the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang porno spoof? No, that's Metis' lovely Titty Gang Bang.
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Which, to be fair, was a horrible idea.
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Splicer posted:Name every chud Backwards baseball cap and sunglasses filming in his car with his phone's selfie camera.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:Does anyone remember the quote from the Pele/Oddjob saga where someone, pleading with Oddjob to reconsider his choices, describes Pele's rear end hole. The part I remember is calling the little rolled up bits of toilet paper "GI Joe joints". W... What was the Pele/Oddjob saga? 
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Presumably it's a response to the tweet in a previous post that posits any kind of "submissive" sex is gay. There's a Norwegian comedy called Norsemen where a particular dipshit character gets hosed in the rear end by another dude and when the other Vikings find out he insists that as he took an active part in pushing back he was taking charge and was the dominant one in the exchange and therefore was Very Manly and Not Gay, and it's remarkable how this is entirely logically consistent with the aforementioned dipshit tweet.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Lol, but also My girlfriend spent $100 getting the cassette player in her car replaced rather than the same amount on a new radio with Bluetooth etc because when she's driving alone she likes to be able to just scrabble in the centre console and slam a tape in while watching the road rather than having to pull over to futz with her phone.
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at finding out new cassettes have been released this decade. And that's coming from someone whose car is old enough that I plug a cassette adapter into my phone to listen to stuff while driving. I get the appeal of vinyl, but cassette tapes were always wonky and terrible enough that I have no real nostalgia for them.
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CannonFodder posted:I had one of those for my portable CD player because my car's cassette player would adjust the speed of the music to the speed of the car. I have an amazing idea for a video game but I'm gonna need a guitar hero controller, a steering wheel controller, and a shitload of super glue
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You can also make an excellent coin purse from a kangaroo's... Coinpurse.
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Platystemon posted:Kangaroos have their balls above their dicks. They're in Australia mate, from our perspective they're the right way around.
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Air Skwirl posted:If I'd been born a girl (my parents didn't want to know my sex before I was born) I would have been named Eleanor, but called Nora after Nora Charles, the character from The Thin Man. Which sounds classy because it's an old movie, but I don't see how different it really is from Harley Quinn Smith's name. Biplane posted:Naming a goon after a thin man seems wildly optimistic
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"Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture." Is such a loving great phrase.
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There's a whole lot of it that I will not loving post, but:quote:Helms, known to friends and slaves alike as an unredeemed racist, was famous in the Senate for his passionate defense of segregation, opposition to the civil and voting rights acts, and his black crusade against the sun and all things which draw life from it. And quote:Here on Earth Helms will be remembered as a southern gentleman, a family man, and the kind of guy that’ll eventually turn out to have dozens of child sized skeletons buried in his yard and whose family members when interviewed will say they thought he just liked collecting tiny shoes. Are both absolute bangers.
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I saw my first bumblebees on a trip to New Zealand recently (we don't have them in Australia) and I never thought a bee could be cute. They're little flying fuzzballs and I kinda want to gently pat one. I'd get stung so fuckin' fast.
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Elissimpark posted:I'd have to say a UK style 6 episode series full of actors who seem familiar because they were secondary characters on Dr Who in the eighties or in a brief gag on the Young Ones. Netflix series cancelled for writeoff purposes because it was only the second most profitable show that year, revived on a service that not every country can get like Hulu, and then cancelled again, finished off on a regional Australian service like Stan that 99% of the rest of the world can't watch.
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Outrail posted:Poor Lowtax, thought of alimony and died. "If only lowtax had married his alcoholism, then he might have beaten it" is my personal favourite.
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For some reason, quote:there is some swelling around the injection site, but i have been prescribed advil. is the part of the Kirk meltdown that breaks me every time I read it. The offhanded normalcy of the phrasing right there in the middle of all that escalating horror is so perfectly jarring.
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Kirk Johnson's fame is predicated on the enormous strain of stretching it out, and stretching it out implies the presence of elasticity. To imply a soft hiss rather than a thunderous trumpeting is to deny him his valour. Besides, an exercised muscle is a strong muscle. He could instantly guillotine any one of you with a single flick of his rectum.
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