some plague rats posted:

This is the problem with exclusively modding the biggest dorks available

Platystemon posted:

A bunch of people in the climate change thread got images of a chipper green rotifer as probations once and someone in QCS got really mad about it.

freeedr posted:

We do Christmas crackers in the USA

E: I mean my family. I don’t know poo poo about anyone else

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Black people!

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

forums quote thread, brought to you by Sting

freeedr posted:

I’m still not entirely sure what gamergate was to this day, other than video game people were sexist dipshits in some way(s)

Beachcomber posted:

Why does the bull appear to have a remora of some kind?

Captain Invictus posted:

Now for something actually hilarious

HazCat posted:

So are we just all going to ignore that she's done it repeatedly? This wasn't a one-time lapse due to Real Life poo poo.

Endorph posted:

i assume jeffrey meant 'repeatedly in the past few days' since shes gotten a bunch of avs in the past few days

sebmojo posted:

There's one from mid 2021.

Endorph posted:

you would not believe the sigh i just made

more falafel please posted:

Turn left Dems noooooooooooo!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oklahoma actually has some quite varied scenery if you're driving on I-40.

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

flavor.flv posted:

Nah

John Lee posted:

Biplane posted:

Camaradeerie

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Subaroos

Milo and POTUS posted:

Are computer mice really something that merits this sort of poo poo? How heavy is a mouse anyways and does it really matter

Splicer posted:

When he says he's Type A but he's really micro-c

Ghost Leviathan posted:

The line between medicine, drug and poison has always been a matter of context at best.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Every time I see this I remember one of those bird memes that looked like this guy with the caption "the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math"

Milo and POTUS posted:

sagoose

FreudianSlippers posted:

Why would she be Jewish?

Her grandad is a pagan god and her best friend is a crustacean.

Grassy Knowles posted:

i just saw two dogs on my walk to the bodega and back. neither dog was molested.

space uncle posted:

I wish I had the time and energy to go back and read this guys argument. I’m not a DND expert but I have played 4E/5E a bit and BG3 a bit.

DND 5E fighters are strong now. Yes they did remove the 4E fighter spellbook where you had to pick between 35 different sword attacks that made you and your enemy move like knights or pawns or bishops. You had to have a loving 50x50 grid and three hours to just hit a dragon with a sword. That’s supposed to be the dumb guy class. God forbid one of your rear end in a top hat friends picked the psychic class that had 500 status effects to track and all sorts of weird movement edge cases.

My stoner friends would always pick the most complicated classes and could never figure out what the gently caress was going on in 4E. “Ok I shift him 2, that gives me a +1 to attack, but a -1 to damage. So then if I roll I can make a bonus shift with a +3 to attack but the damage die is replaced by a d4. Ok now for my minor action the enemy gets a -2 then shifts 2 then on my next turn I get a +1, which increases to +2 if he’s bloodied.”

Matlack Radio posted:

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

All redtexts and gangtags should have compulsory links back to the post or thread that created them

Fred is on posted:

You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"--

jetz0r posted:

Holy gently caress, the sa-mart jerky thread is going to be 19 years old in a couple weeks.