Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Suspicious Cook: Oct 9, 2012; Onward to burgers!

Junpei Hyde posted:

I refuse to believe that that is an official nintendo controller.

How are you even supposed to see the part of the screen covered by your thumbs? It's stupid and looks uncomfortable. No final product is going to look like that.

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The Wii New

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 22:37

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Viewtiful Jew posted:

What if the controller wasn't real?

There were people who thought it was real? Did they actually look at it?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 00:43

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Yeah, but that Rayman fake was really good. This controller mockup looks like a stubby surfboard, has screen real estate covered by your thumbs, and would never fit a human hand comfortably.

I guess I should clarify by it not looking real. It's not that the mockup was poorly made, it's that the controller design is absolutely awful.

Suspicious Cook fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Mar 25, 2016

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 00:54

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Flavahbeast posted:

it's for breakfast now!

Nintend O's! :yum:

Are those marshmallows supposed to be footballs? What is that shape?

# ¿ Mar 25, 2016 05:06

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL5o4GKg934

NX port rumors. Zelda of course, but also Smash 4, Splatoon, and Mario Maker.

If they do the "buy it on Wii U and have it on NX" thing, I'm down.

That rumor about BG&E2 being on NX is too wishlist to be true, but if anyone would pull a Bayonetta 2 on BG&E, it would be Nintendo.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 06:00

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SylvainMustach posted:

Happy 30th, metroid

Samus is 30 years old and Nintendo can't even so much as tweet about it.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 20:58

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The Nintendo Bee Up U.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 06:09

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Gym Leader Barack posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/nintendo

This is just buffering infinitely and it says it's offline. The official website is my only hope!

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 14:58

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Portable and cartridge based means we'll finally be getting a home console version of Pokemon and maybe even Ace Attorney. I'm ready for the NS.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:08

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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:11

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Sea Sponge Run posted:

From Software? can't wait to play Bloodborne on my switch

Metroid Souls confirmed.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:21

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

i mean how much do you think itll cost? 250? 300?

It's going to be free and delivered from heaven by angels, but only if you truly believe in Nintendo.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:41

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Saoshyant posted:

EA is there

Konami is on this list. Did I miss the part where the back comes off and there's a pachislot machine built in?

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 15:58

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Super No Vacancy posted:

where was the amiibo

There were amiibos (amiibi?) in front of the TV during the new Mario segment. Whether they do anything or were just window dressing, that remains to be seen.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:05

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ChibiSoma posted:

The second the Monster Hunter team puts out some HD images or the Pokemon devs tease a new game, everyone who doesn't jump at the start will be on board.

This is the thing people who are snubbing the NS or on the fence need to remember. We're very likely going to get big, pretty versions of everything that's basically handheld only right now. Fire Emblem, Pokemon, Ace Attorney, Monster Hunter, you name it.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:08

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TheKingofSprings posted:

So when's Nintendo going to court the Overwatch port with some of their characters as playable heroes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an4KjBR_Z_g

1:56 and 3:04.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:22

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LP0 ON FIRE posted:

Naw, I think it's way different. Super Mario 3D World has more of a fixed perspective, while games like Super Mario 64, Sunshine and Galaxy have a camera that follows behind the player.

http://i.imgur.com/Lwyvtrt.mp4

This definitely looks more like a SM64 or Sunshine style Mario.

As noted before, there's a heart like from SM64 in the background there indicating a probable health bar. I'd also like to point out the invisible mountains you can see shimmering. After Galaxy, the only place Mario can go is inter-dimensional, pulling mountains in from the Super Mario Dark World.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 16:31

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Ometeotl posted:

I was right!

Suspicious Cook posted:

The Nintendo Bee Up U.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:26

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MinibarMatchman posted:

I see you there in the dev list, ArcSys. god please put GGX Revelator on this, would be amazing

I'm looking forward to playing as Samus in GGX.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 17:50

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Codependent Poster posted:

Then the stranger beats you up and steals it.

Would anyone who enjoys Nintendo games be such a bad person?

Besides competitive Smash players, I mean.

# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 18:25

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With Take-Two on board, does that mean we might see a RDR2 port? GTA6 on a Nintendo console? I'm really crossing my fingers that the NS third party support isn't like the Wii U's which consisted of a few months of old ports before abandonment.

In other news:

# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 08:27

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oddium posted:

it's going to make this sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

the whole thing

This is the whole thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-7nVqIkbwE
I'd recognize it anywhere.

I'm looking forward to Phoenix Wright in true HD. Don't disappoint me, Switch.

# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 17:50

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Not a Children posted:

For real, they need to make a new Puzzle League, ever since they shut down the DS's online I've had no way to crush worthy opponents with my mighty 12-chains

To this day I will play Tetris Attack just on a whim. It's the greatest puzzle game ever made and I need a new Puzzle League like you wouldn't believe.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 17:46

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

What likely got her blacklisted is this:

If that Mario Maker port has new items and slopes, then I'm sold.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 20:44

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Soul Glo posted:

Would also be rad if the ports of Splatoon, Smash and Kart also hit launch. Like, that'd be a killer line up.

A lot of people would complain about ports of last gen stuff, but considering the Wii U's sales, they would be new to a lot of consumers and they're awesome games. Plus, they'll have new stuff. I'd buy a Mario Maker port with new features without thinking twice.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 19:36

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I just learned that Happy Meals in the UK have Mario toys.

Maybe the US will too?

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 15:31

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Super No Vacancy posted:

i gather they couldnt engineer how to make mario stand up so they had to put him on a brick toilet?

He waves too. Someone's walking in on him.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 17:07

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Real hurthling! posted:

The old cartoon was like that

Rest in peace, Tony Rosato. He's wheezing in heaven now. :smith:

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 15:38

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Is everyone here ready for video games?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 04:57

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The seconds are counting down to the MEGATON.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:00

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That's a really early day in March and $300 is what I expected!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:03

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Touch screen confirmed.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:06

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Yo, Battle Mode!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:08

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The amiibros are back.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:12

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You can play while lounging on a couch!?

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:13

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Joycon Kinect.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:15

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The left Joycon doubles as a flask.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:15

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I'm not buying a console for human interaction!

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 05:20

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:38

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ARMS for Smash.

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