Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Nintendo makes good and fun video games.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 16:13

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:25

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Monopolies are great. See: The board game Monopoly.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 23:55

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

late '90s

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 17:08

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

HMS Boromir posted:

videogames are good, but the hardware they are played on is bad

Agreed.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 18:47

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Bass Bottles posted:

This thread is a paved parking lot outside a Whole Foods that's still 2 months away from opening and people are complaining about kids using it to play dodge ball.

Be glad they stopped using your driveway, ya Grampas and Grandmas!!!

Also some other kids came by to talk about how lovely dodge ball is and that street hockey is objectively more fun due to sales of street hockey equipment.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 19:53

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

It's a good metaphor because it's not a car metaphor

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 19:59

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

lol if you think last guardian is being released

# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 21:22

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

greatn posted:

It's really weird, I feel like Sony games and to a larger extent indie games, though many are very good, have been getting a real loving pass by reviewers. Everything that comes out is goty.

Sony first-party IPs need to build up their reputation hardcore so that the next time they do a Smash Bros. knock-off they aren't scrambling for potential characters such as Fat Princess and Guy From Killzone. And then maybe they'll get better third-party characters besides Big Daddy from timed-exclusive Xbox 360 game BioShock and the Dante nobody wanted.

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 19:47

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

MechaCrash posted:

If the NX lacks an optical drive, then that means there isn't going to be backward compatibility with the Wii U. Which I think is a shame, especially because Nintendo was so good about BC these past few gens, but oh well.

If this generation of consoles has taught us anything, it's that backwards compatibility is pointless when people are more than willing to buy "Remastered" ports of last generation games that they've already played through with no problem whatsoever, even if it's only been like a year or two since it was originally released.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 14:37

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I hope it's as powerful as the most powerful high-end gaming PC but cheaper than a PlayStation TV. How hard can it be to design a console, just browse Newegg for parts

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 17:00

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Yeah I can see third-party devs half-rear end porting their games to the NX for the first year before dropping it entirely.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 21:11

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

An i7-6700K and two GTX 1080s in SLI w/ 32 GB DDR4 RAM, at an easy $150 USD. That's all Nintendo needs to win the war. Hire me Nintendo, I know how to Newegg a console up.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2016 22:55

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Do you live on a riverboat on the Mississippi River?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 22:36

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Instant Sunrise posted:

buying a used NES off of craigslist/ebay as well as a decent composite to HDMI scaler (good luck finding one that doesn't stretch the video horizontally) � ~$30 for the NES, and about $50 for the scaler

You could also probably just get a CRT TV and save about $50. Maybe somebody will give theirs away.

# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 19:09

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Nintendo Entertainment System One

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 01:39

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Nintendo just needs to design the perfect controller: a GameCube controller but with a keyboard. Also, add a mouse.

Already half way there.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 08:46

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 18:41

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Germstore posted:

Titan X-Pascal or you're a casual.

Can't deny that. With 12 GB of GDDR5X memory and 11 TFLOPs of brute force, the NVIDIA TITAN X is the ultimate graphics card!

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 18:48

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Nintendo's position in the market matters more to me than how fun their video games are, because I put my faith in them during this season's Fantasy Console Warrioring League at GameFAQs.

# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 20:28

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Raserys posted:

I thought the gamecube was a failure though? Like on the level of wii u doomspeak

Everything Nintendo makes is a failure. Except for the SNES, unless you were a Genesis fanboy in the 16-bit era.

Nintendo was at it's best when [whenever you were 12] and bad at all other times.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2016 18:48

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

If you don't understand why you should be interested in the NX wth are you doing wasting our time and eyeballs posting in the NX thread

Warn everybody that they can get third-party games and better hardware by buying a ~~gaming PC~~ PS4 because it's powerful but not confusing and scary and $5,000 that I still believe gaming PCs are valued at.

But wait for the next version of the PS4 to get the most RAMs and TFLOPs.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 15:26

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Sega doing the surprise Saturn release at E3 1995 was bad mostly because it was E3 1995, not E3 2015 in the age of streaming videos and up-to-the-minute game news. They also failed to inform a lot of developers and retailers that it was going to be released earlier than the September '95 launch date.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 04:37

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

greatn posted:

You play PC exclusive games on PS4, or PS4 exclusive games on PC?

You play PS3 games on PS4 or PC or I guess a Sony smart TV via NotOnLive. At $19.99 per month, you could probably save more money buying a cheap rear end PS3 and pick up a ton of games for under $10 a piece.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 23:52

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Polo-Rican posted:

One of my friends just traded in his Wii u for an Xbox one. Please post mean things about him so I can show him your comments (he is not a goon)

Could've gotten a PC with Windows 10 instead I guess. Same as an Xbox One but like you can run Steam on it. And unlike Xbox One, Steam has games.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2016 01:19

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Super No Vacancy posted:

I agree with S. Buckley

What a loss

# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 05:35

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 18:36

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Cross-posting from the Steam thread, the NX is a Steam Machine

http://store.steampowered.com/app/517030/?snr=1_7_7_230_150_2

# ¿ Sep 17, 2016 00:22

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

27 years ago, the Sega Genesis was released, dooming Nintendo for all eternity. Here's to another 27 years of Nintendo being doomed.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 00:45

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

The Xbox needed a Dodge Ram, to haul it around (it's huge)

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 20:01

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Instant Sunrise posted:

i have a 3ds and a wii u.

both of them are very good systems

the nx will also be a good game system.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 21:12

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Perhaps you all remember Nintendo's most famous M-rated game? It was on the Gamecube, a bit of a cult classic? That's right, I'm talking about Geist.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2016 13:34

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Great Joe posted:

Well, there's several sound effects that sound identical to their Mario equivalents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-1_9-z9rbY

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 20:08

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

BillmasterCozb posted:

why does every nintendo thread always veer off into some horrible poo poo that will probably get it closed

Only real games are allowed to have normal discussions, such as MOBAs

# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 06:08

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I'm neither a millennial nor a gen-x'er, but rather part of the Oregon Trail Generation. Game on.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 16:10

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

sout posted:

You must watch some pretty loving brutal wrestling

The Nintendo Bucklebomb will be so good, might end a few careers.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 01:29

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

The Switch will have something for everyone. Good games like Mario and Splatoon, and buggy games like Skyrim.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 19:05

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Alucard Nacirema posted:

Because Nintendo wants to win back gamer cred by focusing on Zelda and N64 nostalgia

If they really wanted to win back gamer cred they should've shown Madden and Call of Duty. There are people nostalgic for those games, probably

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 07:02

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

greatn posted:

I saw a friend run Overwatch on his Surface, not built for gaming at all.

Should've got it on the Shield

# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 04:26

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

I use a cord extender attached to the console and hook up the other end to a breakout box installed on the wall. Then I installed controller ports all over the house, about five feet apart from one another, so I can connect a wired controller anywhere in the house. I do the same with electrical outlets all over my lovely house.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 17:19

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:25

Mercury Crusader: Apr 20, 2005; You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!

Waltzing Along posted:

4 & 32 gigs of RAM, huh?

loving LOL. Guess it will be Nintendo all the way down again. No multi-plats.

32 GB of RAM will be plenty to install at least one multiplat game, actually, according to GAF

# ¿ Nov 2, 2016 21:45

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