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Pththya-lyi posted:So much STDH in this Twitter thread: We were all thinking it. Later I was talking to someone about the film and apparently the same thing happened in their friend's showing at a completely different cinema.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 11:51 |
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Shakespeare but every time they say a word Shakespeare coined it gets 5% faster.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 11:59 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 17:19 |
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The Claptain posted:I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh.
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# ¿ May 21, 2018 14:47 |
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Every post referring to the angry Scot as Irish makes the original stdh funnier
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 19:01 |
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"Your sister will need to borrow some of your blood for a bit. Don't worry you'll be fi- wait uh I mean it's LIFE OR DEATH could you make sure to face the cameras for maximum likes thanks."
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2018 15:54 |
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Found him https://twitter.com/conversationrag/status/814220210798403584/
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 19:07 |
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dregan posted:Póg mo thóin translates to kiss me arse, so the dude is describing a time he attempted to sexually assault a tourist
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2018 09:01 |
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...when you know what?
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 10:18 |
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Pneub posted:My child just used ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti in a complete sentance. He's a clear violet bouregaurd given the circumstances. Wikipedia posted:The first confirmed use of the word is in a letter from Charles Ollier to Leigh Hunt. On the third page of that letter, dated 11 December 1855, Ollier explains, "My Son William has hit upon a new method of spelling 'Fish'." Ollier then demonstrates that "Ghoti is Fish." e: Or is that Splicer has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Jul 22, 2018 |
# ¿ Jul 22, 2018 23:05 |
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Grandpas tell jokes sometimes and Spiderman is from the 60s. So it might be true and also Peter Parker is 69 grandpa, suck it up and go save great great aunt may.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 10:19 |
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jodai posted:The guy he's going to fight seems to be an actual trained boxer, how did he get so far in over his head? Zaphod42 posted:I'm expecting another Lowtax v Boll
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2018 11:39 |
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walrusman posted:I literally balled my eyes out.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 11:12 |
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jobson groeth posted:A little something like this?
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 11:35 |
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I understand why we block the names, but making up a school shooting heroism story is something I feel like name and shaming could be appropriate for.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 11:40 |
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Page 300 sniped by a post about snipe hunts. A good snipe.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2018 22:36 |
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GreenMetalSun posted:I did a little happy dance
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 15:28 |
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Non Serviam posted:... Where is this supposed to have happened? At an assembly?
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2018 17:06 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Most of the time I encounter crows I end up cursing at them because whenever I am golfing they always seem to time their caw outbursts right in the middle of my backswing and I end up hitting it into the woods.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2018 20:18 |
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You have made many mistakes Speaking of, I keep reading the title as being an aggressive database of customers
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2018 17:02 |
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Aleph Null posted:I did see a dude stick his head under a lady's skirt at a truth or dare thing. I really hoped he motorboated her because that would have been hilarious. As it is, I don't remember what happened; the whole evening is hazy.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2018 23:05 |
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DariusLikewise posted:I feed the flesh from large pumpkins to my dog
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 22:08 |
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Why isn't every reply to that "Is your caps lock key broken?"
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2018 10:27 |
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Tunicate posted:Clearly she should throw a fake funeral, and stuff some cold cuts into the coffin for added credibility.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 15:20 |
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NtotheTC posted:And as if it would be open casket.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2018 22:10 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:No medical issues here, just fat as gently caress. I was forcibly extracted a month early because I was just too loving fat.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2018 15:48 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Here's another parody of that which gets me every time
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2018 12:39 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Well, it is rear end eating season.
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2019 22:38 |
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"works" Also we should probably not post every tweet Trump lies in or Lowtax's spine will crumple under the load.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 08:59 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBZsIOnQUBs
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 22:57 |
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Jurgan posted:I distinctly remember a parody commercial (probably SNL) from years ago where they had something like 18 blades on a razor, and it showed animation of each blade cutting the hair shorter. Something about how it just kept exaggerating it further and further.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 14:34 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:That doesn't really hold. If they fired their minimum wage employees they probably wouldn't say "oh well, it's a shame this company I supported didn't work out, I'll move on to another worthy cause", they'll freak out because they are no longer making any money.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 01:44 |
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Jurgan posted:See, I have a problem with blaming employers for doing what’s legal and not going above and beyond. It’s a shaming tactic that feels good in the moment, but it does nothing to actually improve the situation. If the minimum wage is not livable, the answer is to raise the minimum wage, not to yell at people who pay it. Maybe you can get a couple employers to pay better, but the majority will always pay as little as they can get away with.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 13:37 |
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ilmucche posted:I think op is from the USA, Edgar Allen Ho. You have bad views of economics. e: World bank says by raw GDP it is the richest and by GNI it's number 6. Splicer has a new favorite as of 23:26 on Feb 10, 2019 |
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jobson groeth posted:https://twitter.com/Leftist_Pariah/status/1094651009782173696 shit_that_will_never_happen.txt
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 23:28 |
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Vandar posted:That's still the policy. That's always been the policy as far as I know.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 23:44 |
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If her teachers have any pity, "Abby"
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Runcible Cat posted:&erson
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inc&escent
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