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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I was watching AI and shortly into the weird tone shifted future robots epilogue bit someone muttered "...what the gently caress..." just loud enough for everyone to hear.

We were all thinking it.

Later I was talking to someone about the film and apparently the same thing happened in their friend's showing at a completely different cinema.

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Oct 16, 2006

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Gorilla Salad posted:

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I mean, c'mon.
Why would you do this

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Shakespeare but every time they say a word Shakespeare coined it gets 5% faster.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown.

Eye color might darken a little from when you're a baby, but it is otherwise completely static.
If you have central heterochromia then which eye colour is more visibly prominent can change based on pupil dilation. But we're talking greeny brown vs browny green, not mood ring traffic lights in your face.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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The Claptain posted:

I've been into lockpicking for some time, and that community is a treasure trove of stdh.
It's like reading porn for a fetish I don't have.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Every post referring to the angry Scot as Irish makes the original stdh funnier

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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"Your sister will need to borrow some of your blood for a bit. Don't worry you'll be fi- wait uh I mean it's LIFE OR DEATH could you make sure to face the cameras for maximum likes thanks."

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Found him
https://twitter.com/conversationrag/status/814220210798403584/

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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dregan posted:

Póg mo thóin translates to kiss me arse, so the dude is describing a time he attempted to sexually assault a tourist
Also no Irish person abroad would use it as a genuine invective. "Go gently caress yourself" does just fine.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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...when you know what?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Pneub posted:

My child just used ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti ghoti in a complete sentance. He's a clear violet bouregaurd given the circumstances.

Wikipedia posted:

The first confirmed use of the word is in a letter from Charles Ollier to Leigh Hunt. On the third page of that letter, dated 11 December 1855, Ollier explains, "My Son William has hit upon a new method of spelling 'Fish'." Ollier then demonstrates that "Ghoti is Fish."
And we've come full circle.

e: Or is that :thejoke:

Splicer has a new favorite as of 23:07 on Jul 22, 2018

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Grandpas tell jokes sometimes and Spiderman is from the 60s. So it might be true and also Peter Parker is 69 grandpa, suck it up and go save great great aunt may.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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jodai posted:

The guy he's going to fight seems to be an actual trained boxer, how did he get so far in over his head?

Zaphod42 posted:

I'm expecting another Lowtax v Boll

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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walrusman posted:

I literally balled my eyes out.
That is quite the mental image.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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jobson groeth posted:

A little something like this?


Not the kind of balling I was picturing.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I understand why we block the names, but making up a school shooting heroism story is something I feel like name and shaming could be appropriate for.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Page 300 sniped by a post about snipe hunts. A good snipe.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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GreenMetalSun posted:

I did a little happy dance
Ugh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Non Serviam posted:

... Where is this supposed to have happened? At an assembly?
They're in a library wondering who just scammed them out of a collective half million dollars.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

Most of the time I encounter crows I end up cursing at them because whenever I am golfing they always seem to time their caw outbursts right in the middle of my backswing and I end up hitting it into the woods.

At least, that's the excuse I'm going with instead of acknowledging that I might just suck at golf.
Maybe they like loving with golfers

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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You have made many mistakes

Speaking of, I keep reading the title as being an aggressive database of customers

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Aleph Null posted:

I did see a dude stick his head under a lady's skirt at a truth or dare thing. I really hoped he motorboated her because that would have been hilarious. As it is, I don't remember what happened; the whole evening is hazy.

Edit: in the basement of a Catholic Church, XxX Edgy as gently caress XxX!
Either you mistyped "shirt" or you don't know what motorboating is.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DariusLikewise posted:

I feed the flesh from large pumpkins to my dog
Same but US presidents

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Why isn't every reply to that "Is your caps lock key broken?"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Tunicate posted:

Clearly she should throw a fake funeral, and stuff some cold cuts into the coffin for added credibility.


Please tell me the comments are people patiently explaining what coffins are and what they're for.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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NtotheTC posted:

And as if it would be open casket.

"well we could only salvage a few chunks but sure wrap some dress fabric around them and open 'er up doc it's what Ethel would have wanted"
"Funeral's done? OK scoop her out and into the hole, we'll hose the coffin down later".

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

No medical issues here, just fat as gently caress. I was forcibly extracted a month early because I was just too loving fat.
The hero we deserve

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

Here's another parody of that which gets me every time
Does anyone have the Ahmed vs the black hole one?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Stoatbringer posted:

Well, it is rear end eating season.

I can't get mad at this one, it's amusing and well written.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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"works"

Also we should probably not post every tweet Trump lies in or Lowtax's spine will crumple under the load.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Jerry Cotton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBZsIOnQUBs

e: That isn't the Gillette ad I just wanted to post it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85HT4Om6JT4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Jurgan posted:

I distinctly remember a parody commercial (probably SNL) from years ago where they had something like 18 blades on a razor, and it showed animation of each blade cutting the hair shorter. Something about how it just kept exaggerating it further and further.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZnGeBcgg ?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

That doesn't really hold. If they fired their minimum wage employees they probably wouldn't say "oh well, it's a shame this company I supported didn't work out, I'll move on to another worthy cause", they'll freak out because they are no longer making any money.
If minimum wage is a livable wage in your area then there's nothing wrong with paying minimum wage. If minimum wage is not a livable wage and you can afford to pay your employees better then you are scum for paying poverty wages to pad your own salary. If can't afford to pay better your business is poo poo and deserves to fail, or should be receiving direct government subsidies.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Jurgan posted:

See, I have a problem with blaming employers for doing what’s legal and not going above and beyond. It’s a shaming tactic that feels good in the moment, but it does nothing to actually improve the situation. If the minimum wage is not livable, the answer is to raise the minimum wage, not to yell at people who pay it. Maybe you can get a couple employers to pay better, but the majority will always pay as little as they can get away with.
It's both. You should pay your employees a livable wage even if not required to, or else you're scum. Minimum wage exists to account for the business owners who are unrepentant scum, and to allow the ones who aren't to remain competitive.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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ilmucche posted:

I think op is from the USA, Edgar Allen Ho. You have bad views of economics.
The USA is one of the richest countries in the world. It's just all its money is in the hand of some small percent of the population. I think there was a catchy meme about that.

e: World bank says by raw GDP it is the richest and by GNI it's number 6.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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jobson groeth posted:

https://twitter.com/Leftist_Pariah/status/1094651009782173696

cbf looking for a less stupid tweet about it but you get the point
That the US could easily support small businesses and a robust social welfare system if they properly taxed their wealthy? Yes I agree.

shit_that_will_never_happen.txt

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Vandar posted:

That's still the policy. That's always been the policy as far as I know.

The people stealing games from Wal-Mart were cutting the cases open and sliding the discs out, and then just bringing us the discs.
They wouldn't buy it because it was still in the packaging.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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If her teachers have any pity, "Abby"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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I know you made this up but I am still incandescent with rage

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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inc&escent

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