BSS Movie Thread (And The Stupenderful Articulation Of Substandard Speculation)

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Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

greatn posted:

Ever character needs a good actor to work. Berry has won Oscars.

Angela Bassett or nothing.

# ¿ May 29, 2016 22:08

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:52

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Aphrodite posted:

He wouldn't have been able to bring one into her death field I guess.

He should've keistered it.

# ¿ May 30, 2016 00:33

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Plastik posted:

They showed the Sydney Opera House get ripped apart, while Sydney is on the opposite side of the planet from Egypt, so this is a whole-world event and the cities they showed got *decimiated*. I don't see a way to say that fewer than a billion people died.

I believe the idea was that Magneto was targeting specific monuments through the earth, not just earthquaking everything so depending on the time of day he may have only murdered a couple hundred people. Still means Chuck's rubbing elbow pads with a mass murderer in the end (they probably should have went with mind control if they wanted to maintain that status quo)

# ¿ Jun 1, 2016 16:13

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

The Hair Bear Bunch as the Wrecking Crew

# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 03:53

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

goldenoreos posted:

I'm okay with Hannibal being JJJ.

Dear God please be true.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 04:00

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

X-O posted:

No because comics aren't rated R. (Don't read Deadpool MAX, it's garbage)

... I liked Deadpool Max. It was weird and interesting but my favorite Deadpool is Uncanny X-Force and for not being a giant Deadpool fan in general he may have been my favorite character in the book.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 06:15

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Y'all mother fuckers is crazy, Roofalo is the first and only Banner I have ever remotely cared about.
Thank God your wishes will never come true.

P.S. was it here that I heard that Nico Minoru's mom was going to be in Dr. Strange (like as one of the bad guys lackeys)?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2016 03:16

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

I know it's been said before but I think Tatum should play Shazam, he would be great as a 12 year old stuck in a superhero's body.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2016 17:10

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Rough Lobster posted:

I knew he was a cool dude.

His mom is a lesbian, he's pretty progressive.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 18:47

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Omnomnomnivore posted:

When someone says their favorite superhero movie is Spider-Man 2, I know they haven't seen Civil War.

Fixed

# ¿ Oct 24, 2016 21:58

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

twistedmentat posted:

Yea, that's pretty much what it is. And I assume that we're getting the same sliding time scale of the comics.

And I'm sure if it was Rhodey, they would have said "hey you want to operate on one of the AVENGERS?"

They say Colonel, the guy in the hammer suite was not likely a Colonel.

And yeah, since it's only been tested and produced by one or two guys, I'd say "experimental" still fits.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 02:51

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Yvonmukluk posted:

I can't wait to see what DeVito brings to the role.

Dude. Don't gently caress with me.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 15:29

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

McCloud posted:

I appreciate the more thoughtful and nuanced discussion on c/d, and much prefer it over the discussions here.

There they discuss the movies on their own strengths and can separate it from its comic book roots. Here people see the movies as extensions of the comics, and have more casual conversations about the movies, if that makes sense, so cineD is far more interesting. Plus you might actually learn something about cinemaphotography if you lurk there.

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 18:26

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Holy poo poo, they're She's All Thating MJ.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 07:43

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

You don't kill plants to eat vegetables and fruit, they're literally meant to be eaten.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 18:21

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Aphrodite posted:

No I think he does it with a dance off.

Phylodox posted:

The dance off was a distraction.

Yeah, ya turd blossom!

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 18:45

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Lobok posted:

Tiny Stank.

Never forget.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 20:38

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

purple death ray posted:

I really want to spend way too much money on batman lego sets now

I got the Joker lowrider (it has loving hydraulics!) and I've never been happier with a frivolous purchase. The Harley that comes with it has potentially my favorite costume design for her, she's even got little rollerskates.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2017 21:00

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Phylodox posted:

I'm just tryin' to talk about Civil War. It's an interesting movie.

It's a great movie. It's hard for me to understand how it isn't everyone's favorite superhero movie. Like Guardians is definitely funnier and maybe there's more charisma in the cast but Civil War at this point I think it's the most "comic booky" while maintaining the most quality or respectability if that makes sense.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 19:03

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Phylodox posted:

The '89 batmobile was best*.

_{*In my opinion*

_{*But also objectively.}}

Best sure, but if I'm being honest with myself, I've felt that every adaptation has missed the mark.
What's so hard about a bat themed sports car? It really doesn't need to be giant, clunky, and have a jet engine. He's a primarily stealth hero.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 03:44

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Guys, Logan was awesome. We don't have to argue about old(dumb) poo poo anymore.

And we have such a bright future to look forward to, full of Spider-Men and Hulk planets. There's no need to get caught up in this endless cycle of tedium like we're locked in a time loop when comic book movies keep getting better and better.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 00:27

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Here's hoping.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 03:25

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notthegoatseguy posted:

There was crying in my theater but mainly because people were taking their 10 year olds to this movie.

Yikes

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 17:35

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BiggerBoat posted:

How was it for a six year old? Form what I can gather, it has a ton of in jokes that a small kid might not pick up on. I'm thinking about taking my son to see it but I'm worried he'll be bored.

I don't think they'll be bored, it's hilarious and flies at a mile a minute. Any reference to old stuff is still pretty funny without context and doesn't distract from the movie I don't think.

McCloud posted:

MoS...

Seriously, I keep looking to my right in hopes of seeing the 3 dots on Riker's collar but I just can't seem to break this time loop.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 18:26

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RevKrule posted:

https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/839947701487796224

Zazie Beetz has been cast as Domino. She's Donald Glover's baby momma in Atlanta.

Ooh I like her, I wonder if they'll paint her white though.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 00:40

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Big Mean Jerk posted:

Get Out is a movie that absolutely benefits from the theatergoing experience.

Also this movie disserves the financial push over the others. Film executives need us to slap them in the face with our money and say "yes, you can greenlight independent/alternative black movies, it doesn't need to be a Tyler Perry joint to make money at the box office"

But that's only if you're concerned with doing your civic duty.

I say this having seen Logan in the theater and not Get Out. Not yet at least.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 16:02

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Race Realists posted:

RatNUUR is a literal 13 year old trapped in the body in a grown man

"Rehearsing is for fags" - Brett Ratner

*Fixed

Sgt. Politeness fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Mar 24, 2017

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 18:57

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Threep posted:

This trailer feels like it gives away the whole movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiTECkLZ8HM

I don't know, it looks like they're giving away all the action of the second act and the broad strokes of the first but otherwise not much else.
I mean I guess there's probably a field trip to DC.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 18:07

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Anora posted:

He only says it twice, and his voice isn't as grating as the old TV show one.

Yeah, it's Bill Hader so the delivery is a little better too.
I'm not saying it wasn't necessarily annoying, I'm just saying it didn't trigger me.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 14:15

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I really hope he does Akira, then maybe there's a chance the cast won't be comprised of 30 year old white dudes.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 20:39

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Do you suppose CZJ will end up playing Janet?

25 years in a time vacuum could account for the age gaps between her and Douglas/Lilly.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 19:19

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Phylodox posted:

Batman isn't grabbing Joker by the shoulders, he's steadying himself against Joker because he's doubled over in helpless laughter. It's a pretty common pose, I thought.

Yeah, he might as well be patting him on the back. I never even thought to question these panels, it's beyond clear.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 22:17

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redbackground posted:

hard cut to opening credits set to Len's "Steal My Sunshine"

Bruce pushes the mantle on Dick to avoid dealing with the problem, Dick and Damien road trip across America to learn what it truly means to be Batman, wacky hijinks ensue.

Like Cannon Ball Run but against the rogues gallery.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2017 20:25

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How did anybody not like Dope?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 03:33

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I'd rather marathon all 4 Fantastic 4s and toss a Ghost Rider in for good measure than ever watch Daredevil again.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 22:55

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Lobok posted:

No the contract says "kin", not children.

If James dies, Kevin Feige's going to get this at his office the next day:

Kirk IS a well respected filmmaker.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 21:28

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SleepCousinDeath posted:

NOOOOoooooo.....

We were doing so good.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 13:53

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

That's how we kill minions. Side by side comparison to old Asian stereotype propaganda in meme form.
It'll put off most of the demographic, I think(hope).

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 19:35

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pubic works project posted:

I think the Minions are pretty hilarious.

I liked the Despicable Me movies (I haven't seen Minions) and I liked the Minions in them, but much like the Mogwai, once their population or, in this instance, saturation gets out of hand there must be culling.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 22:27

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 17:52

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Phylodox posted:

...but is completely inappropriate in The Last Airbender.

Aasif Mandvi was awesome in The Last Airbender and that's all I've got to say about that.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 02:58

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