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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Cruel to play that trick on a blind man, but Blunket has eyes on the inside.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Ratjaculation posted:

Why can't we bring back Blair? Was he that evil?

I mean, sure his opening of the portal to the Hellscape was a blip but we can move past

It'll be hard for him to do his duties while he's hanging in the Hague.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Never mind the clapping what the gently caress is going on with his face. He looks like his mouth is malfunctioning.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Imagine Michael Gove riding ye. Imagine him coming up, tapping on yer face, telling you to shush and then spraying you with loads of white stuff and writing his name in on ye.

Aye I just described the opening to Pob, what of it?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I bet Gove shouts "Tally Ho" to let his wife know he's done.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
If you slow the footage down 300% you'll see his reptile tongue come out and catch a fly out of the air. The facial movements afterwards are the fly trying desperately to find it's way out.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

qhat posted:

"no longer"

We were so close you know, We almost won that war with Eurasia.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/748836602156347392

This is bad for Britain.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Gort posted:

A tory MP is promising to castrate Gove:

https://twitter.com/flashboy/status/748858483550937090

I guess that makes Ben Wallace Ramsay Bolton


He wasn't using it very well anyway.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

VanSandman posted:

Why are all of your political cartoons grotesques?

At least it's not like in America where the people who draw the cartoons are grotesque monsters who draw birthday cards in between drawing images of Obama raping a foetus to make rent.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/748833051954782209

There's yer Louise Mensch, picking fights with museums.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Jeremy Corbyn dealing with all the PLP members.

https://youtu.be/KkU1VW5ODE4?t=3m29s

Fair warning, I've just made a comparison between modern politics and Game of Thrones so I have become a type of liberalism.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TheRat posted:

What the hell is going on? I dont understand anything anymore

https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/748953499791228928

Corbyn's stood up to the people who've been bullying him for the past nine months. If this were a film he'd get to gently caress the prom queen now. Instead this is real life and he'll get a poo poo T-Shirt from a fascist.

Such is life.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

awesome-express posted:

Something tells me the following people will get hosed in the next couple of years:


-the poor
-EU citizens
-Scots


C/D?

It's the poor immigrants living in Scotland I fear for.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Angepain posted:

I don't know, there might still be a chance we won't have to deport them and/or ritually drown them.

Though I'm not expecting scottish politics to be anything other than a hideous shitshow for the next few months by any means. We might escape with a few of our limbs out the other end of this clusterfuck, though. That's as much hope as I'm allowing myself at this point.

We're very lucking in Scotland that we define our politics as "Fuckin English bastards are doing it wrong."

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Halman posted:

Dumb American here but I thought Tom Watson was supposed to be good

Tom Watson is a machine gun. He's nether good nor bad, he's just meant to be aimed.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

The idea of Tom Watson making David Blunkett aroused disturbs me greatly.

David Blunkett can't aim.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Tom Watson is good because he takes on hyper intelligent shark people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

Fash got hosed in Southampton

Know anything about Glasgow antifa? Thinking bout joining.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Old man turns around to answer question, is accused of acting threateningly.

The press has become everything it accuses "Safe space" uni students of being.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Hoops posted:

What does "strictly protect" mean here?

It means that she's somebody the CIA would see no harm befall.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Interesting read about the Labour Coup that's been in the making since Corbyn looked to win the leadership contest.

http://www.thecanary.co/2016/07/01/senior-labour-party-insider-says-plan-oust-corbyn-play-10-months-ago-exclusive/

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
gently caress off, racist.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britaineurope-tax-idUSKCN0ZJ0MG

That's us hosed our status as a tax haven.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

qhat posted:

What exactly is the UK doing wrong wrt education? "not enough money" isn't really a good answer.

Not enough money.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

icantfindaname posted:

Didn't England literally privatize/charterize all of their schools recently?

They tried but I think plans got abandoned after everyone told them this was a stupid idea.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The oval office of Personality with UKIP is gone then.

Good.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Nigel's calling for UKIP to not stand in Brexit MP's territories. We could be seeing the makings of a Tory/UKIP alliance.

Jose posted:

how the gently caress did carswell manage to beat farage

Well if you're in the ring with the champ and they suddenly have a heart attack you are technically the winner.

In truth Farage had lunch with Murdoch recently so expect to see him with a new column in the Sun and still appearing every week on Question time and Newsnight.

Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jul 4, 2016

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jose posted:

he's presumably won control of ukip if farage is quitting after trying to have him expelled all week

He's been trying to have him expelled since he jumped from the Tories. Nah, this reminds me of when Louise Mensh quit her job as an MP to work for Murdoch.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
lol Steven Crabb just came out in saying he'd want to borrow £100 Billion to fund infrastructure projects. He's now to the left of most of the PLP.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Regarde Aduck posted:

He's a good welsh lad and therefor can't be PM.

Still hates them queers, though.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TheRat posted:

Can anyone explain to me why there's a massive witchhunt for antisemitism in the UK?

There isn't, they just use it as a club to beat lefties.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Jherembe's

The gently caress is this?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

He doesn't know when to let go.

I don't get it.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

He's always so self conscious that people will see his tits.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Anybody seen Gove's argument for him being PM? He's running on Miliband's 2015 platform.

Edit: Actually all of them that aren't May are pretty much promising Miliband's 2015 promises that were mocked as dangerous socialism.

We're hosed.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

thespaceinvader posted:

Milliband had a 2015 platform? I thought it was a menhir...

My favourite thing about those loving stupid rocks is that originally it was an idea for Indy ref that was knocked back because "They'll be called grave stones".

Someone brought this idea back for the 2015 GE. This was somebody's giant mechanical spider.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The second Corbyn's gone I'm back to saying Labour's unsavable. I don't care if Pissflaps had a good time during the Blair years.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I think Theresa May would be my pick to take over the top Tory job.

To lead the party looking at polls or because you really like immigrant women getting raped?

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

The rape thing then.

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