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Barudak posted:im not saying fraud but Ive never met a Chinese person who would ever willingly refer to Jiaozi as gyoza unless they were actively infiltrating the Japanese government and even them they might blow cover Other than that it’s the single most believable r/relationships post ever made
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Ghost Leviathan posted:unleash mastodons and saber toothed tigers into the streets and turn off the electricity You can recreate this for yourself any day you want if you’re slick enough to sneak into a safari park after hours
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:frankly she should consider how many way more serious occasions her boyfriend could've taken as the opportunity to show her he will just instantly violate any trust she places in him, and be grateful Exactly this. If that post were a movie the metaphor would seem heavy-handed. Absurd Alhazred posted:What's the title referring to? I've skipped a few pages. What if you had a bottle of wine, and the bottle of wine had a really just stunning set of knockers, and
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Palemdromes posted:I just couldn’t get an erection babe!! Not my fault nobody has invented pills for that!! Not like “if you gained 200lbs or got in a disfiguring car accident I’d start needing Viagra to get it up” is a charming thing for his girlfriend to hear either, though
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Nov 6, 2018 13:42
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Roommates keep drowning each other in our kitchen sink. This is amazing
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Nov 7, 2018 05:40
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jobson groeth posted:I'm the doctor telling her no OP. What
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Nov 7, 2018 07:46
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Yawgmoth posted:No, the joke was that guys who are self-conscious about their dicks buy huge trucks and guns to compensate for their perceived lacking. Which this guy then outs himself as one of those dudes by getting all polly pissypants about it. Yeah, what a... pussy? I guess? That’s where this is going.
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Nov 7, 2018 18:06
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Smirking_Serpent posted:How do I tell the family I nanny for that their son got my daughter pregnant. Holy heck
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Nov 8, 2018 05:17
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Nov 8, 2018 08:32
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blarzgh posted:Sorry everybody hut pretending to be an elf and loving a dragon or whatever is weird hate to say it sorry Actually I think a hut pretending to be an elf and loving a dragon sounds pretty funny
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Nov 9, 2018 02:02
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I just plain don’t have one. Is that unwoke of me?
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Nov 9, 2018 06:20
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I’m an rear end in a top hat so I would love it if I knew people with a girl named Theodore because I would give her hiking equipment and National Park passes for every birthday and Christmas
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Nov 10, 2018 11:42
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I didn’t read that incel post but I assume the consensus of replies is “look, you gotta kill your son”
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Nov 11, 2018 03:49
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QuarkJets posted:This is the origin story of that guy in Silence of the Lambs who throws his semen at jodie foster It’s also gonna end up being the origin story of this guy who throws his semen at someone.
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Nov 11, 2018 05:59
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend (32) and I (F 29) fought because I didn't straighten my hair or do my makeup for his uncle's funeral. Dude sounds dumb, she should leave him
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Nov 11, 2018 07:33
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Have your own thanksgiving and don’t invite your mom. drat that sucks though.
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Nov 11, 2018 09:02
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Confused at all these people who have never had a friend get pregnant and still just go to parties sober
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Nov 12, 2018 02:20
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13Pandora13 posted:A discussion about what the house ground rules will be, how long they would be staying, what their plans are as far as where they will be going next if they don't find housing in a reasonable period, if this is a violation of their lease, etc. are all perfectly reasonable to expect before inviting someone into your home and it's not unreasonable for her to be put out by the fact none of this occurred. Yeah, I’d be uncomfortable with someone being unilaterally invited into my home even if I would have agreed if asked. Checking with the person you live with is kind of important. And sure, the woman here might be able to go work, eat, sleep, whatever, in the school library if she wants (and she’s a med student so that might have been on her radar already), but she might not appreciate the change in her daily routine.
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Nov 12, 2018 03:17
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Haifisch posted:My [23M] friend [22M] of 3 years has a weird hobby of asking out women just to turn them down. How do I convince him to stop? So... pretty slim odds these people aren’t getting off from this, yeah?
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Nov 13, 2018 01:28
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Beachcomber posted:This is just like Netflix Cheating and you need to shut it down. Exactly. If my girlfriend and I played an MMO game together I figure we’d do the same thing we do with TV shows.
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Nov 13, 2018 07:06
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Now that he’s getting swole he should break up with her and find someone who knows how to appreciate him and his beefiness
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Nov 14, 2018 02:49
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LadyPictureShow posted:That's why I do it. I grew to hate it in J.R. high/HS because to differentiate me from another girl with the same name my classmates put the suffix -Guy onto my name. She got no suffix or -girl added to hers, because I was 'less feminine'. ...this is bizarre and terrible and completely at home in this thread 
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Nov 14, 2018 16:29
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More like Absurd Not-In-Isrealhazred
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Nov 18, 2018 07:05
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CheesyDog posted:Mid 20s and owning is a home is where you have to start distinguishing between the "pleasant dinner with maybe a game" parties and the "people are playing strip Indian leg wrestling on the patio" parties from the invite Yeah and the annoying thing about strip Indian leg wrestling is that people keep drawing the game out to make more jokes instead of just going for the win
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Nov 18, 2018 14:45
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I can definitely understand why he’s upset and frustrated that the big thing he tried to do for her seemed to fall flat, but yeah, sometimes things going wrong turn into opportunities to show that you can deal with that without wearing your heart on your sleeve.
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Nov 19, 2018 05:39
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Invite the dude to Thanksgiving and serve him poisoned wine.
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Nov 19, 2018 06:01
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“Instead of guilt-tripping her on purpose he could just be feeling legitimate emotion and expressing it in a way some people don’t appreciate”
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Nov 19, 2018 06:30
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Biplane posted:I hope someone murders the pitbulls and their owners from the rampaging child-destroying pits story. I know this is dangerously low-T by thread standards but I actually don’t think the dogs should be murdered.
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Nov 20, 2018 04:19
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Pick posted:There's nothing wrong with being old money you weenie There’s almost certainly a lot wrong with being old money but probably for different reasons than the relationships askers are thinking of
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Nov 21, 2018 02:10
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:This was the best part of this story for me, he just has no concept of how much things cost. Every prank story is better than the last. I kinda get this, if you’re a guy it’s easy not to realize how much of a loving ripoff being a woman is, especially if you don’t grow up with siblings who go in for fancy hair poo poo. $200 for me is like... multiple years worth of haircuts, even in the US.
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Nov 21, 2018 05:06
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Is the Milwaukee Protocol when you pour a bunch of beast on it or...?
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Nov 21, 2018 06:10
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Fallom posted:imho someone who hunts out of necessity is moral but somebody who hunts out a joy of killing is a sociopath who should be ostracized and relieved of their weapons What about somebody who trolls online out of a joy of making other people feel bad?
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Nov 22, 2018 04:48
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phasmid posted:"Lizzie Borden had a Pick..." Gave her mother forty... hmm
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Nov 22, 2018 05:41
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Milotic posted:Please can we avoid harrowing depictions of rape and/or domestic abuse in the thread? It’s not fun to read or discuss, beyond “Lock him up”. Yeah, I kind of thought we’d decided not to post those ones.
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Nov 22, 2018 10:22
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Ham, I think, is harder to gently caress up than turkey.
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Nov 22, 2018 13:19
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/r/relatonships: do I have the internet’s blessing to bang out this hot cougar
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Nov 23, 2018 04:33
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Who did spray poo poo all over Howard Stern’s celebrity bathroom?
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Nov 23, 2018 08:10
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Freudian posted:I'm [25/M] tired of my sister's [30/F] ridiculous relationships. New BF [probably 30, M and VERY gay] is another in a long, seedy, line. I want a TV show about each of this woman’s exes, especially the guy who doesn’t believe in the Middle East.
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Nov 24, 2018 02:48
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Nope sorry you stepped inside the forbidden room, you must be caned Like maybe don’t do it again but it’s not a big deal?
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