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Antivehicular posted:I want this guy to get together with Backing Up Bent Over Lady and have completely inadvisable butt-based adventures
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Ride The Gravitron posted:That dude has a fetish and hit the jackpot I feel bad for the woman. All of the men interested in her will be into her for all the wrong reasons.
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Barudak posted:Are we all sure she isnt just a vampire? She might be a 900 year old alien that looks 13 in Earth years.
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh oh help me My advice: snitches get stitches. Don't talk. Eat the charges.
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Celery Jello posted:More importantly, what is her wardrobe on a scale of "I own 5 Che Guevara t-shirts" to "All of my clothing has a marijuana leaf on it somewhere." "Walking Probable Cause"
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Barudak posted:If youre going to write love letters based on Ken Burns documentaries at least have the decency to go off to war first. Well he did start in the dead ball era.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna get a huge loving dark souls poster so big it makes my girlfriend roll her eyes so hard they just fall out of her head That's just her doing backwards rolls to stay out of melee range of mushroom man.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:yeah like the 'trap' thing makes it sound cartoonish but the way he's reacting makes p clear he was perfectly aware they act like that and is cool with it, and is maybe at most mildly perturbed they didn't rein it in a bit for the first meeting Black gf "They said just about everything else"
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Moridin920 posted:so much for the tolerant left... She implied white men have big floppy wieners which I know is a lie. Oh, she said that we are wieners. Whoopsie
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If they are very conservative about sex and get out the sheet with a hole in it, what happens when the swords start fighting through the hole?
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Barudak posted:And we have a stunning new entrant in the "most buried lede" category I caught it at "went to an all boys high school" instead of "currently attend " and was almost relieved he was 21 and not 25+. She should dump him and enjoy the prom with her new age appropriate boyfriend.
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Ouhei posted:Well I for one am shocked that an open relationship isn't working out. Open relationship with a dude in the Navy who overspends while in port. hmmmm
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{talking about the guys who met his date's extended family on the first date}54 40 or gently caress posted:It sounds like the beginning of a horror movie edit: gently caress, beaten by Pvt. Scott
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Danaru posted:I [24M] want to date with my friend [20F] but I don't know what to say or do about it. I got as far as "screen writer" and saw the rest of the screed and peaced out. NO YOU ARE NOT WOODY ALLEN
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From the writer of Annie Hall, and the director of Rosemary's Baby, comes the new thriller What's Coming To Them Produced by Interpol.
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Mirthless posted:Anime Hall The OP of the original Goon Love Is The Best Love thread has a broken image that is EXACTLY what you just wrote, and it is lost to time. If anyone knows where this image ended up that would be nice, thank you http://alegitimateinternetbusiness.com/images/straightrazor.jpg
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Pick posted:logic
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HAT FETISH posted:This guy posted an update lol  needs to ask his friend if she has any single girl friends. Yes, dude, you're in the 'Friend Zone' which is a bullshit idea but ok we'll work with it, she's a friend. Don't ruin the friendship. She's just not into you in that way.
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An excited juvenile labrador retriever was probably already airborne before the hit. Blame the lady for getting the dog all excited and saying "Go get him" The dog is in the clear and needs a better owner.
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therobit posted:Are you in a dom/sub relationship with the dog? If so how can you be sure it is consensual? When around dogs I never wear suits, only my sweats and dick slinky.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Never hit a dog, ever? Not a wild pack of family dogs out for blood? Not a dog with a knife tucked in its collar? Not a shaved lab with white power tattoos and metal teeth? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor%27s_residence_drug_raid
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Pvt.Scott posted:It's never too early to begin riding horses. Nomad life.
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tactlessbastard posted:Tell me more about your long long miserable loveless marriage, 25F Met 42M 7 years ago, love at first sight, eloped, then when she graduated high school it's like he fell out of love Edit: I made that up, but it happens way too often in this thread. CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Mar 2, 2017 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:I'm gonna punch your loving dog so hard Only punch dogs browner than you.
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ArbitraryC posted:"I don't care about your feelings", "If I don't see a problem, there isn't a problem" "Why are you still bitter about when I cheated on you?" Lol
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Maybe that was a ploy to see if he'd snoop in her diary. Well bed bugs can travel by book. He must do the needful.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I can confirm that being a goon is more than enough to cancel that out. It did cancel out the idea that people working front of house in restaurants are constantly boning, but now that I look back I missed obvious signs several times. Goon!
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Themata posted:My girlfriend is currently in med school and I learned one of her classmates drives drunk because he 'can handle it' and hasn't gotten in an accident yet. 
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zakharov posted:I'm addicted to wedding disaster stories My first job was at a catering place and there is no way we would leave the food and equipment at the venue and trust the people attending. Instead of dumping food in ziplock bags and stuffing it in the cooler in their car, they would just walk off with the whole kit and caboodle. Chafing pans, serving spoons, serving platters, tongs, plates, napkins, glassware, silverware, ALL GONE
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Play posted:aww poo poo the other Dudes on the Council are never gonna let me live this down. also I'm late on my dues Never be in arrears with Dude dues.
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Gloryhold It! posted:What we need is an argument about dog scores Which system is best for scoring dogs: wrestling, judo, boxing, or rythymnic gymnastics (ball)?
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Antivehicular posted:Jeffrey of YOSPOS reposted the link a couple of pages ago. Here you go: I need to scrub my brain for days to get rid of that. Uuuggghhh
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"I was on court ordered monitoring, so I only broke the rules 11 times that month"
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Dunning Krugerrand posted:Sounds like this guy made a reddit thread. This triggers me more than the lice and bot fly larvae.
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Das Boo posted:I am making more progress than the subjects of this thread! Well stop it, we need more train wrecks to gawk at.
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Moridin920 posted:lol so instead of just breaking up with her he decided to smash her painting in a fit of displaced anger Nah, just let his work know that he's boinking cake girl, some places frown on intra office relationships. Edit: good grief this thread moves fast.
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Pick posted:men who do this suck rear end It looks creepily like the jilted lover who shot a woman tv reporter and the cameraman and recorded himself in the act.
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zakharov posted:I would not have picked that particular story as one to spawn a 5 page derail. What if the dog was about to jump on her when she was wearing all of her new Arsenal garb?
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Play posted:Still, the idea of some business guy going on a trip and the whole time he's thinking "gently caress yeah finally I can ram myself in the rear end in my hotel room freedom is miiiiiiiiiiiine!!" is really funny too. http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03232007
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