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Better Fred Than Dead posted:$13k on a wedding dress is loving mental. If you find a design you like that much I'm loving positive you could have it remade at less than 1.5k Wedding dresses are hawt tho.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 02:51 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 08:27 |
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Just remembered I need some white shoes.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 04:17 |
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Rockin Orthodontist posted:But it is after labor day! Perfect time to find some on sale. Viva capitalism.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 04:30 |
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I think i know why all these peoples relationships have failed. If you have to describe them in less than a novel or more than a paragraph they are doomed. DOOOOOMED!
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 02:23 |
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Carrion Luggage posted:my gf said i needed to sleep on the couch because i fart too much in my sleep and wakes her up What the hell thats bullshit, you have to wake up to fart. Maybe she's farting.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 02:27 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I like the terrible, horrifying, depressing posts. I like my comedy like my coffee: black, cold and bitter. Or was that how I like my women... You like you're women cold?
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2016 23:27 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:If I was 5' 2" I'd find me a 6' broad just to gently caress with people. You could do like a Wesley snipes/ woody harrelson white men cant jump sort of thing and hustle up the basketball courts.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 16:30 |
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Porn is just a thing people need to accept and get over. Kinda like pooping. You don't try and catch them doing it, and you just hope you're not around when they do it. Yeah p much just taking a creamy poo poo out of you're dick.
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 02:58 |
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Elsa posted:I just keep thinking of this one video where the camera operator is adding his own moans to the noise and then he says, "You hear that grunting? That's how you know she likes it." Girl grunts are cool.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 05:57 |
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Antivehicular posted:I think/guess the idea of "hotwife" is that the dude is getting off on the idea of "ohhh, my wife is so hot, she's a sexual force of nature no man can resist, and I can no more tame her than I could tame the wind" instead of "ohhh, I'm such a miserable worm-man that I can't keep my wife from cheating on me constantly, my life is a humiliating agony" or whatever? You're right that it doesn't seem to correlate to actual wife hotness. You could just have a miserable wife that nobody wants to hump and be content that your baby making instinct won't be challenged and you won't have to flair your tail and hiss.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 06:02 |
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Gross.
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 07:19 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Scumfucking takes a lot of hard work, so I'm not sure they'd be into it. You have to skim a lot of pond surface before you have a scum mass worth boning. But p soon I'll have enough toenails and hair trimmings and ear wax to make a real scumdoll!
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2017 04:02 |
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Elsa posted:skater buddy of mine told girls he had a small penis, and the ones who would stop to argue or express disbelief he'd invite to look. Stand real close while they both looked down the front of his belt line. He had sex with all of them. Micropenis should have just disclosed and been okay with it. Slap one forearm and then the other and say he's been blessed with the real pleasuremakers. Yeah I certainly don't think bigger penises are any sexier than smaller penises.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 06:54 |
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I can't even remember the best piss I've ever had. They are all mind blowing.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:10 |
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One of the more memorable pisses was when it was so cold the piss turned to ice crystals before it hit the snow. Makes the coolest sound. Little twinkle noises. Also pissing on a chainlink fence is rad. The links sound cool and if you hit the metal bar like right in the middle it sort of resonates.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 20:15 |
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Cakefarts Carol posted:also my girlfriend comes at the drop of a hat and instead of it being super hot I get pissy that there's a deficit in the gently caress budget Just get a hat rack jeez.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 06:51 |
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Troposphere posted:guys I just found out my coworker is into ddlg how do I manage to exist with them in a room and not be constantly screaming Pretend you're their dad.
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# ¿ May 5, 2017 08:43 |
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elise the great posted:Long pubic hair is itchy and loving horrible to deal with if you menstruate. But if you grow it out, for the love of god almighty, comb that poo poo for strays if you plan to have anyone's face down there, because a loose pube stuck to your tonsil can end a spelunking expedition immediately. I dunno man I shaved my balls once and they got extra stinky.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 13:56 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Wash your Balls I did they still stank after a few minutes.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 16:33 |
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Rough Lobster posted:You're supposed to dip your ballsack into a container of vanilla Greek yogurt post-shave for the cooling sensation and then you follow it up with a dunk into apple cider vinegar for purification. Did you really never learn this? They still be stankin.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 16:39 |
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Blue Train posted:Just put deodorant on em dude So they smell like balls and deodorant? Maybe I should just try aftershave?
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:07 |
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I mean when I shave them it's just like balls, balls balls, wafting like there's actual air pressure to the stank or something.
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# ¿ May 7, 2017 18:10 |
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Troposphere posted:drat that girl carving a cutie mark into her rear end yelling at a brony DO YOU LOVE ME NOW is wild af Yeah that shits just thirsty. Like, take your time, find a blacksmith, get a pony shaped branding iron, do it right.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:18 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Man, just hang an air freshener tree around your donger, keep that taint and balls new car fresh I was thinking plastic underwear attached to one of those things like Dennis hopper has in blue velvet.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 04:19 |
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zakharov posted:What has happened to this thread? It is now about the pungent musk of a freshly shorn scrotum!
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 04:42 |
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Fartbox posted:Do your balls seriously stink so bad you need deodorant on them? Dude I've been eating nothing but cheese and salami, what's more healthy than that?
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 14:05 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Trying to shave a wrinkly sack of sensitive skin for the first time is not an exciting adventure, it's true. Eh it's p easy just stretch and scrape. I'm doing mra 'squatch mode though.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 15:52 |
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NomChompsky posted:Nope, I won't allow them to enjoy hearing. Any militant deafs that change their mind and get good ears are gonna get a fuckin' red hot chili peppers/maroon 5 mix tape from yours truly. Say their name on a track and then talk about a bunch of crimes and poo poo, they won't know what's going on.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 07:56 |
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What's up with all these deaf lesbians that don't wanna gently caress me when I yell at them anyways?
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 08:01 |
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Waci posted:Yea cutting off your child because they're not ideologically pure enough due to communicating with people who dont share your identity sure is a cool and sane thing to do. Or like being deeply disappointed that they didn't become severely retarded in their early 20s as planned to the point of animalistic grunts and snarls and stares of disapproval at thoughtful nulltragic gazes.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 14:53 |
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I don't know I don't think deaf people are that interesting. Not deaf people in general, just being deaf is not like a huge conversation piece and it doesn't make you "cool" or whatever.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 15:14 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:For starters, they think of "my Asperger's Syndrome which makes me a more intelligent, hyper-rational übermensch," when they hear the word autism. You know, instead of a broad spectrum of often crippling disorders requiring lifetime care. They think it's the inferior normies trying to exterminate a superior mutation of the human race. That and there's the parents of autistic children who are invested in a lifetime of extremely stressful care for their unfortunate children, who feel threatened by the thought that their suffering and hardship would have been in vain, in a sense. Ya can't just say "dumb" any more because society changed the meaning.
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# ¿ May 9, 2017 15:36 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:there was a guy my friend knew in grad school who lost a lot of weight by switching from beer to liquor Liquor is quicker.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:38 |
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Pick posted:wow you loving suck Lol.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 19:09 |
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Pick posted:Like, it's fun to whine, but tbh so he threw away some cupcakes. At this point it's just another story that people either think is funny or don't, but I'm not really out anything just because I hung out with a rude friend for a while. Cupcakes are p much garbage once you lick the frosting off of them anyways so..
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 00:37 |
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Pick posted:The story gets a life of its own for internet amusement, but if you look through the original content in particular, he's an old friend who has gotten withdrawn and was bad at being punctual. We never never a couple. I'd bake stuff for work and drop some of it off on my way home since he happened to live by my workplace. We went camping and he crawled under a truck, and that part is still pretty funny. I missed a bunch of crap here. So you're ex bf is a cat?
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 01:01 |
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Chill Nazi Frog posted:sometimes i still think about the one where the girlfriend wanted to open the relationship so she could gently caress her coworker(?) guilt-free and the boyfriend said "let me sleep on it" and the next day shut it down categorically and the gf was like, SHOCKED that he had the spine to say no unequivocally. can't find it for the life of me, but i'm glad some people are standing up for themselves in a thread full of losers and doormats. See that's bullshit. If they were real lovers it should be "hey I wanna gently caress my coworker do you want to gently caress them with me? No? Alright well I'm gonna go ahead and gently caress them then" "oh ok then don't fall in love you stupid oval office" "thanks babe I won't I just think it's gonna be really hot".
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 02:24 |
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Nah, I'm just going to change the locks while you're out. WWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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# ¿ May 14, 2017 05:16 |
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Pick posted:don't marry women who want things, power move Runawaytrampgutterslutsmingle.com
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# ¿ May 16, 2017 18:35 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 08:27 |
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Barudak posted:American women, do not miss out on Fuckapalooza that is europe. It is the one socially sanctioned time you can just trawl for dick and nobody back home will know/say anything. You get to come back and refer to an orgiastic experience in a back alley of rome as "oh these italians were arguing about something and they were just, <wistful and longing sigh> so passionate" You're-a-peein.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 16:02 |