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ban all public toplessness, regardless of gender
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 18:14 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:54 |
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bpd can cause psychosis
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 17:55 |
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Anne Whateley posted:You would be surprised how many men ask during sex, like they think that's fun dirty talk. It's not fun and it has no winners, I still haven't figured out a good answer just smile and say that it fits the type of guy he is perfectly e: also, can't beat a short, hearty laugh for simplicity Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Apr 25, 2019 |
# ¿ Apr 25, 2019 19:53 |
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New Mexico owns blowies in library study rooms own i'm sure they can work things out peaceably
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 05:17 |
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razamataza posted:too obvious i guess /r/relationships: this is so sad but also pretty funny
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# ¿ May 7, 2019 15:55 |
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FAUXTON posted:FWB = Forward Whopperating Base aka "the Burger King near work" this is good
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 03:54 |
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Bag of Hamsters posted:light-sleeping sweaty burrito extremely
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# ¿ May 15, 2019 16:57 |
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chitoryu12 posted:How is he so weak that 5 shots is enough to make him pass out and start peeing in the sink? it wasn't the liquor. he was making a power play and marking the kitchen as his territory
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# ¿ May 16, 2019 17:09 |
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"DeadMansSuspenders" posted:My [30M] Long-term GF [29F] wants marriage but is not attracted/doesn't want sex anymore shot by an arrow, looking for advice please don't waste my time by telling me to go to the hospital and get the arrow removed. Looking for constrictive advice only thx
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 20:57 |
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Freudian posted:My wife doesn't want to get an Au Pair because she thinks I'm going to cheat on her tbf he is absolutely going to bang the au pair
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# ¿ May 26, 2019 20:58 |
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I have a cat. he loves things that move - he'll give any sort of new wiggly thing a good whack with his razor sharp claws to see if it is prey one time, I left the door open while spending some quality time with myself yadda yadda yadda now I close the door
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2019 23:39 |
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at this point "idk gently caress his / her mom" is my default advice to solve every one of these relationship issues
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 15:34 |
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tactlessbastard posted:I went looking for this one for the comments and couldn't find it so i checked ceddit and found this other fun one that the moderators had locked: in fairness to his wife, he left out the fact that he has grown hooves and smells like sulfur all the time
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 16:35 |
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chitoryu12 posted:
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 19:36 |
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Antivehicular posted:This is basically the song "Centerfold," except updated for 2019 and with a protagonist who's even more of a possessive wimplord my blood ran cold my memory has just been sold my angel is moaning and being penetrated recorded by the said guy
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 18:33 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:https://twitter.com/tweetmommybop/status/1140247172165840896?s=19 lol, especially if he kept knocking up his future wives because he thinks that birth control is sinful
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 18:59 |
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I'm willing to bet that the girlfriend of the computer janitor who helped the pornstar is mad because the nerd came home all guess what honey? I just met a pornstar
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2019 23:34 |
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welcome to hell posted:An Affair to Remember... by labeanie yes absolutely a baby will magically fix everything. you and your husband will be so exhausted and cash-strapped that you'll forget all about not loving him and then love him. he certainly will not turn to another woman (again) while you are busy raising the lil screamer
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 17:37 |
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Pinecone Sample posted:(20M) my SO (20F) told me she wants a break while she’s on vacation. Unsure of what it means... sounds like she already knows how she's going to take it Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Jun 20, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 20:44 |
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welcome to hell posted:Boyfriend makes me cringe and has a weird thing for cats ahhh, that's the quality relationships content i come to this thread for
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 16:27 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Boyfriend[M21]watches hentai and now I [F18]feel disgusted by him. New thread title imo
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 16:34 |
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Renegret posted:*urge to climb soap box rising* but how will alpha moms be able to establish dominance if they can't criticize the lesser moms in a way that simultaneously attacks their femininity and care for their child?
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 19:28 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I don’t hire a fully qualified girl for a job because she is the one who cheated with my fiancé? (Cheating was almost 4 years ago). apart from being an rear end in a top hat, that could create a sex discrimination issue. Unless if you're in Iowa - then you might be able to use the jealous spouse defense https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=f0ecbd4e-de14-48f0-9cfc-45ab0a31019f quote:
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2019 22:33 |
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computers get tired and need to sleep - they're people just like you and me
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 17:28 |
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chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend wants me to get circumcised I thought I was circumcised until I was like 17. I understood that circumcision removes the foreskin. I just thought that the head of my penis was my foreskin. I had seen porn before - just not enough, I guess. then one day my girlfriend was like "...maybe we should look it up". and that's how I found out both that I was circumcised and that some penises have horrifying flesh jackets Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Jul 2, 2019 |
# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 22:19 |
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Chomp8645 posted:It sounds like you are still confused. drat you're not wrong
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 22:27 |
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i vomit kittens posted:if you thought that you were circumcised and believed that the head of your dick is your foreskin... is your schlong just a geometric cylinder? I thought that there was still a tip - a featureless one that matched the circumference of the main shaft. like if you just cut off the squishy part of the head
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 22:36 |
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luxury handset posted:just kramering right into the butthole that is a ... memorable phrase
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# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 23:15 |
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welcome to hell posted:AITA for telling a friend she should rethink her baby's name
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 15:57 |
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/r/relationships: come for the most vitriolic, lovely derails on the forums My girlfriend's appearance is coincidentally reminding me of my mother. Anything I can do? quote:To preface, my mother passed away suddenly 3 years ago. It was a rough time for awhile but you move on. Everyone has their own poo poo. what a bizzare and inexplicable coincidence that i am dating someone who looks just like my mom Best Bi Geek Squid fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Jul 9, 2019 |
# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 21:11 |
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i dated a girl for a while who had blonde hair and a particular haircut. we also had a very good sex life and liked (very tame) bdsm stuff. I had never really given that a shot but found it hot that she was into me being dominant etc. after we broke up, i would not-infrequently see women with similar hair cuts in public. I would be attracted to them, but then realize that they were all older women. then, one day, the following thoughts hit me in rapid succession: 1. oh, it's an older lady haircut 2. my mom has that haircut 3. my mom had blonde hair too 4. well I couldn't have been attracted to that girl just because she looked like my mom. In fact, a big part of our sexual attraction came because i enjoyed domina... 5. oh no
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2019 21:25 |
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*resturaunt serves a reasonably-sized dish* american: this is fraud
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 17:12 |
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lol like what does he expect the legal system to do there?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2019 22:17 |
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waitress: "whoops! i dropped my monster female condom that I use for my magnum pussy" boyfriend: "what delightful service. what is 20% of $31?"
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 17:07 |
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*while shoulder-deep in a cow* excuse me, it's DOCTOR Cowpuss to you
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2019 17:39 |
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sandoz posted:the story of how Hope Hicks got her job and that baby's name? president donald j trump
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2019 16:37 |
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Communist Walrus posted:I'm 90% sure this is just that dude's lovely self-insert cuck fiction the whole point of cuck fanfiction is that it isn't "self-insert"
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 13:07 |
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coronatae posted:I prefer hatch chile queso to meat quesos but the way she's talking poo poo about Texas I'm ready to piledrive her into the dirt “Poor New Mexico! So far from Heaven; so close to Texas.”
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2019 15:56 |
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/r/relationships: WHAT COULD BE WEONG?!
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# ¿ Jul 25, 2019 14:38 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 07:54 |
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"turn on ur monitor lol" -a deep cover fbi agent
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2019 18:59 |