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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I really want to be excited for this but there's this nagging voice in the back of my head that keeps saying "feature creep ruins everything". Based on a few of the things I've read and after what they did in DA:I I'm worried they're going to add a ton of annoying resource gathering/management and superficial base building crap.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It was a minor skirmish to the Turians. For humans it was a huge deal.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

FronzelNeekburm posted:

The Reapers came from the Milky Way Galaxy and, as far as we know, have stayed there. Or maybe not! Who knows?

The Reapers have supposedly been around for about a billion years. That's more than enough time for them to have a presence in a lot of nearby galaxies. It would be weird if their primary directive was "preserve all intelligent life...only in this galaxy though."

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Torrannor posted:

It was a flawed AI built by a Milky Way empire. It's not inconceivable that there's a directive like "safeguard against organics-AI wars in this galaxy",or "in our (Leviathan's) sphere of influence" (which means the Milky Way again).

And Bioware would be extremely dumb if there were Reapers in Andromeda, beyond an Easter Egg or something like that. What's the point of a soft reset if you end up where you started before the reset?

Never underestimate the ability of a game developer to make inexplicably terrible decisions. Like, I don't think they will put Reapers in as a major plot point but I won't be surprised if they do.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Steve2911 posted:

That ending in no way says the Reapers are good guys.

To salmonella we're unfathomable monsters responsible for genocides the likes of which we can hardly imagine.

For us, we're just trying not to get the runs.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I think the asses shown in the trailers have been really top notch. Bioware is definitely stepping up it's butt game. Any word on if the engine supports jiggle physics?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SubponticatePoster posted:

Well I know what I'm doing my next playthrough!

I'm excited to drive the new, more mobile Mako up some cliffs. I hope you can still run enemies over with it, that was the best in ME1. Ramming geth armatures into the lava never got old.

You could just run over them? :suicide:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Moola posted:

I'm playing Inquisition for the first time, it's ok I guess

if Andromeda is basically this but with mass effect stuff then I think it will be pretty cool

Oh God please no. Inquisition is fine if you completely ignore everything except the main quests. Otherwise it's a single player MMO with a whole bunch of stupid filler thrown in.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Skippy McPants posted:

Or any Ubisoft game made in the last seven years or so. I don't get why game devs keep packing more and more collectible bullshit into their games. I'm not sure I've ever spoken to someone who actually enjoys collections. It's always a refrain of "I don't enjoy it, but my completionist ODC won't let me ignore all that poo poo on my mini-map!"

It's the worst thing in RPGs. It started out where if you'd collect all these things you'd get some kind of upgrade or a new item or it would unlock a quest. Now it's just collect them so it says 10/10 instead of 3/10.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Definitely the Asari. I don't trust those mind controlling tentacle heads.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmavAidUhqg

An interview of the creative director for ME:A. He's being very vague but so far hasn't said anything that really makes me worry.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

enraged_camel posted:

I don't get it.

Look at the fingers on the right hand. The gun is stuck to the hand and not being held.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Is it just me or is the lip syncing kinda off? I can't tell if it's slightly mistimed or the animations just look weird.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Serf posted:

The song was definitely the most :psyduck: moment in Inquisition.

The worst part of it was that is couldn't be skipped. You had to listen to that loving thing in its entirety.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
As long as I can cheat engine away all the resource gathering/base building poo poo, it tells a decent story and isn't riddled with bugs I'm sure it will be a perfectly average game.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Oh like your foot's never fallen asleep!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'm a little concerned it'll be really glitchy. I noticed a few in the recent videos and if they're sneaking into promotional stuff it's makes me wonder what it's like when they're not putting their best foot forward.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

DancingShade posted:

Maybe they're chasing the highly lucrative 50 shades twilight fanfic erotica audience who apparently have to problems throwing money at garbage based on the fact there are now two movies written by IceQueen SnowDragon (if I have the name right).

(all my knowledge on that stuff is 3rd hand from YouTube critics because lol if I'm going to watch that poo poo)

I have no idea what any of the first sentence means but I strongly suspect the second one is a lie.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Kainser posted:

Yeah, I'm fine with crafting just being for making your character a beautiful butterfly. Keeping that up with all party members would be a pain as it was in DAI in my opinion.

Crafting in games is a pet peeve of mine. Why have it at all? Why not just have store and customize stuff there rather than adding the extra step? Collecting materials just makes games feel like work.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

DancingShade posted:

Don't worry too much. If it's anything like DA:I the preorder and DLC gear will be best in slot for various upgrade tiers anyway so you can pretty much ignore upgrading for long stretches of the game. Then when you do just filter through all your inventory crap for the minor +1 helmet.

Oh I'll cheat engine it all away in like 10 minutes. It's just inexplicable to me that they put these crafting systems in games that have no business having one. Especially in Bioware games. It makes zero sense that the ace specialist combat commando squad is spending any time at all running around mining and picking flowers.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

DancingShade posted:

I just had a mental image of commandos in iraq spending most of their patrols collecting particular shards of glass and pockets full of "special sand" to refine back at the base in the 3D printer to make themselves slightly better rifle scopes.

Major, we've found Al-Zarqawi. We need your team to go get him before he moves again. Now, down the hall you'll find a weapons shop, I hope you've been saving, I know the army doesn't pay well but you'll need every cent. If you require any modifications, here are some specs on how to craft them and our recon team has identified these locations as good places to find the raw materials for them. Good luck soldier!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Nerds really have no impulse control at all do they? Just wait a week after it's been out, read what people say about it and if they don't say it's a buggy mess then buy it. If not, wait a month for it to be patched and then buy it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

I was more getting at "People will be people, and yelling at people for being people is super weird"

But people yelling at people for being people is also people being people.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

LITERALLY MY FETISH posted:

So it sounds like maybe they did take a page out of TW3's book? I mean, what people ITT complain about is how much better TW3 looks, and even as someone who bounced off of witcher games in general I'd agree to that, but they're not talking about graphics there so much as making sure everything you do is enjoyable regardless of the scope of content.


mother of god, how deep does this go

All the way to the people being people at the top.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
When you guys say "it went too far" did people get killed over the ME3 ending or do you just mean they complained about it on the internet?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Zore posted:

They started harassing people tangentially involved with the game in really creepy and uncomfortable ways.

For example? Like they tweeted at them that the ending sucked or they tweeted at them that the ending sucked and I know where you live?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Rabid Snake posted:

I've probably made a big mistake preordering, but if the multiplayer is as anything like ME3, then it's worth the money.

It would be worth the same amount of money if you bought it after it had been released and confirmed to be good/bad/broken but now you've just gambled with that money for no good reason. I don't understand you or people like you. Even if the money is nothing to you it's still, just, why?

It hurts my brain trying to understand why people do this.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
By bonuses do you mean a couple of textures for like $20?

E:Oh ok, that's the difference between standard and deluxe editions. Pre-order gets you a suit of armor and some multiplayer xp boosters. Which won't mean gently caress all if the game isn't good and very little if it is.

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Mar 14, 2017

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Panzeh posted:

I liked everything about witcher 3 but the gameplay and the trend where the game kinda got over geralt's head and eventually he just wasn't very useful to the plot. It was just, was he a good dad to ciri or not. It's weird playing someone less relevant to the plot like that. I don't know if it's a good kind of weird. But overall I got really tired of the combat and finished the game on youtube. The writing is great though and significantly better than the first two, where they really had to hammer in the factions and that the witcher really is just a neutral dude and he's cool and badass for it.

I will say the fact that you see tons and tons of tits but never a penis in sight tells you a lot about Polish sexual mores.

Probably more about American sexual mores considering that's the main market. It's not that you can't see a penis it's that you don't see any genitals at all but there's plenty of bare chested men.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That he seems to have a bland and boring personality. I dunno, the voice acting in the loyalty mission we saw felt really matter-of-fact and emotionless. Actually most of the voice acting I've heard seems that way.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

You know what, this is making me feel a little more confident about the game. It feels like Mass Effect and it hasn't crapped out with bugs or graphical glitches yet. Do you know what system they're streaming from?

E: Nevermind it's PS4.

E2: I really hope the chests aren't randomized. I had bad memories of schematic farming in DA:I

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Mar 14, 2017

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In response to Liam emptying a clip into a dead Kett.

Anger is good. <- -> Calm down.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It was only the first mission, which is bound to be the most polished part of the game. Still, it did look good.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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FunkMonkey posted:

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Let's dirty gently caress.

You're never getting off the ship again.
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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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AlternateAccount posted:

Why do Cora's boobs need a strap across them to keep them under control?

Because they are out of control.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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Cowcaster posted:

i didn't watch the stream can anyone confirm/deny the presence of AI opponents shrieking "enemies everywhere"

No the Kett are unintelligible so it's sorta like when you're fighting Geth in the previous games but you do have stupid Liam with his lame and uninteresting voice pointing out that there is one left and that they are all dead now repeating fairly often.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Skippy McPants posted:

If that's even the right word. Stillhatches? I dunno, I'm not an egg doctor.

I believe scrambled is the correct medical terminology.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Pawl posted:

If youre worried about realism then you shouldnt play a game where people have magic powers

Eh sorta but in sci-fi there has to be at least veneer of realism based in current scientific knowledge. If it's something we can do today then it's something they could do in a futuristic setting. Like having the Pathfinder team running around scanning things. gently caress off, they'd have drones for that/it'd be completely automated.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
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FunkMonkey posted:

You know you can't trust probes to do a good job; their kind has always been lazy and shiftless. I'm no racist, but even I know element zero yields always come back a little "under expected parameters" when a probe is sent out for the survey. Send a human out when you want a job done right, that's all I'm saying. #Cerberus

The same humans that are as likely to try to gently caress the ore as mine it? All their samples being contaminated does kinda explain why Cerberus was constantly in a state of failure.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I can't get over how stumpy their legs look. Maybe it's normal and I just live in a really long legged part of the world?

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