TRUMP (28): but it's cardboard ha ha ha

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BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

They're actually holding a vigil beside the corpse of what was once the Republican Party.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 18:17

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Current mood:

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 19:50

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

comingafteryouall posted:

whoah, reports from the Clinton camp that has entered some kind of fugue state, is muttering about all of the millions of timelines all leading to the same conclusion

a future of death and destruction across the entire universe, visions of frewomen killing millions in the name of abuela

cries rise up of "he grabbed our pussy" as more and more frewomen pour out of space ships on multitudes of planets

this is my fetish

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:31

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

i wish this election could go on forever

https://twitter.com/AndrewKragie/status/796066519218356224

I vote, I die, I vote again!

WITNESS MEEEEE

*falls on face*

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:33

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 20:49

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Ghetto Prince posted:

Just voted in San Antonio. It seems like the Texas democratic party is getting their poo poo together because they had a democrat running for every race this time.

They're doing that to deny the Green Party enough votes to automatically qualify for the ballot next time. :ssh:

I hope the Dems succeed.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:23

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

frankenfreak posted:

Ivanka really is the most talented member of the Trump clan.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 21:24

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uR5SF4fx9Q

# ¿ Nov 8, 2016 22:32

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Don't forget SA made Bill Mitchell

molded him in our image. our creation gone awry!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 00:41

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Boosted...

he finally wore the hat.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 06:38

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I'm sorry Boosted.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 08:32

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Don't let them take your soul!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:56

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Pick posted:

She made the moves that the numbers projected were the right moves. That's all you can really do, and I'm not sure she could have pulled the working-class white vote, period. And Donald Trump was only able to pull it by lying in ways that will bite his legacy in the rear end, but he doesn't care because he does not understand that this will happen.

Or the numbers, pollsters and professional political operatives never had a clue what they were doing, and the vaunted Obama machine was merely a waxwork that got hyped ... when fundamentally it was his personality that carried the day.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 09:57

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 11:31

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I've now embraced death enough to laugh at how the thread compiled a list of corncobs

But it turned out us goons were the corncobs all along.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2016 11:33

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Steve Yun posted:

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 00:08

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Godinster posted:

Final numbers in, Hilldog lost 6.9 million voters over Obama's 2012 numbers.

What a loving terrible candidate.

They're going to blame emails and learn nothing.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 00:16

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Von Sloneker posted:

yeah check out this outlandish notion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43ztiH6xnKw&t=512s
(at 8 and 1/2 minutes in if the timestamp link doesn't work)

My God...

The Bernies were right.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 00:30

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cg1HB63_Do

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 00:58

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

NecroMonster posted:

make the "death is certain wizard" the background image for c-spam please

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 01:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyONt_ZH_aw

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 01:46

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

*rises toward glass ceiling*

*BONK!*

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 02:08

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

The left and Dems (not same things) are in full-blown panic mode. All hands on deck meetings, etc. Talk about broad united fronts to oppose Trump. And some of the hard left groups talking about militant resistance, but we'll see about that. Gonna be interesting, yo!

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 02:13

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-mpifTiPV4

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 02:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

TyrantWD posted:

poo poo hit the fan after Brexit. This is relatively calm in comparison.

Well, to be fair, we're still only in Day 1 of Year Zero.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 04:32

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

DryGoods posted:

I think the funniest thing is that some of Trump's biggest enemies are actually on the right. Is he going to spend the next four years fighting the House and Senate while the confused Dems look on?

I was on a long drive today so I put on AM radio. A right-wing radio preacher was hoping Trump would run around Congress by appealing directly to his supporters, who'd then pressure the reps into doing what Trump wants.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 06:02

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

I wonder what Julian Assange is gonna do now.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 19:36

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/796807827356610560

All shall wear the hat.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 21:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Kurtofan posted:

woe to the hatless

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 22:00

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

You say this like the people who bent the knee were completely unaware of Trump U. He got elected by their voters who didn't give a poo poo. They don't have to give a poo poo, even if they wanted to.

And as much of a bummer as it is to say, the rape case is major BS. Other people here can explain why better. The girl dropped the case for like the 3rd time or something after the dud of a press conference in the final week.

I still think the rape case was a dirty trick aimed not at Trump but the media. It felt very Roger Stone. Bogus story, provoke the media into biting, and then expose it as a con.

The media didn't bite, though. And it didn't matter anyways.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 22:03

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

NOOO~

I like how a Chinese monkey talisman proved more accurate than the D.C. pundit class.

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 22:27

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Jaminjami posted:

https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/796823185811472384

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPS9YKGaKQE

(Hillary was a lovely product)

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 22:28

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

comingafteryouall posted:

I dunno can we get some exit polls on this info?

TRUMP

*CLICK*

I remember when that the pollster goon who popularized that noted how Trump voters wouldn't be counted when they just hanged up like that.

And we laughed. We laughed...

# ¿ Nov 10, 2016 22:29

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/796877706264645632

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 01:58

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

lol liberals buying guns????? Now ive seen everything!!!!

liberalism is fuckin dead

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 02:25

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

jesus christ stop whining about "oh actually the problem with personal defense is..." and just buy a fuckin mosin and learn how to shoot for once in your life goddamn

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 02:29

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Pinely posted:

lol, guns are for hicks. i keep a vial of smallpox on me at all times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 02:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

comingafteryouall posted:

HOW THE gently caress DO PEOPLE FALL FOR THIS poo poo

a simple little check on Austin's weather today shows there probably wasn't rain.

Anybody from Austin want to confirm?

I think ... those are students coming back from the annual state marching band contest. When I was heading back from Austin on the same day (it was raining) there was a ton of similar buses stopped at a gas station in Temple. All high school teens.

So yeah.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 05:44

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Here's an idea: A massive, open-source Tahrir square / Euromaidan movement in major cities across the United States with the immediate goal of removing Donald Trump from office.

Just wait.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 05:03

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:35

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Venom Snake posted:

Remember all those police wereing MAGA hats

Like Berkut.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2016 05:06

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