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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Chiefs:
OT Russell Okung, DT Stephen Paea, DT Devon Still, OT Luke Joeckel, DE Stephen Tuitt, Dorial Green-Beckham.



uh..... I think please don't listen to Kiper ever, thx.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

Stephon Tuitt is a monster :tipshat:

Pittsburgh Steeler. Just assumed automatic human garbage.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Kalli posted:

I was gonna say that it'd be likely Belichick would trade down if the bpa at that point was a running back but I just googled McCaffrey and nevermind.

you mean you saw that he was a scrappy white guy?


Porn on VHS posted:

both Kiper and McShay mocks have the Chiefs taking a QB in the 1st, Watson and Trubisky...i love that, i love it, I hope it happens


you know it's not going to happen.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

korrandark posted:

Christian McCaffery isn't a scrappy white guy.

6'1", 200 lbs.

Chris Hogan (a scrappy white guy) is 6'1" 220 lbs.

Yeah, he's not like Wes Welker's size, but he's not much bigger.

e: I know poo poo all about college football, so maybe we just look at "scrappy differently" or I'm a turd who only cares about college ball at draft time.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

A white guy with deceptive speed, toughness, a high football iq who can create matchup problems all over the field.

yes this is what "scrappy" auto replaces with on my phone.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

The same school that saw this video and let him play also kicked out Tyreek Hill.

I'm going to guess there were extenuating circumstances.

Edit: no wait same state not same school. Whatever. More proof Oklahoma is terrible.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

MrSargent posted:

I hope we trade back but I really am not counting on it.

Who would trade up?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Browns are trying to trade for Jimmy G. If Haslam can't have Belichick he'll have his castoffs.

Rotoworld is saying that the 12th overall pick and a 3rd or 4th should get it done.

Even Cleveland can't be that stupid, can they?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

evilweasel posted:

and a 3rd or 4th? That seems...excessive. Who exactly is the other team offering up a first-rounder?

No one. I'm guessing that it's more posturing to try to get more out of Jimmy G than he's worth.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

So, TJ Watt. Could he replace Tamba and Ford? I know it's no where close to our top need, but I'm trying to figure out if I should be upset if it happens.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Also Kizer and Kaaya.

I bet they draft Chad Kelly.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Hi, I still like Chris Conley and think he is a cool and good WR.

Also he did this today:

https://twitter.com/_flight17_/status/838839644326359041

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mixon is going to go in the first. The NFL doesn't care at all about domestic violence.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Sidney Jones tore his Achilles.

That sucks dude.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Watching that Mahomes highlight tape. Good Lord.

When the first thing on your highlight tape is you clowning on Kansas, maybe you shouldn't call it a highlight tape.


And that throwing motion. What IS THAT

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

How are there 6 quadrants?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

It's not. He's a troll.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Not enough time in the cabin in the woods.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

I hope so because gently caress Ed Mccaffrey.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mahomes to the Chiefs.

I guess I'm coming around to the idea, but I still don't really like it.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Cavauro posted:

The 2017 NFL Draft begins on April 27. Whoever becomes forced to play for my team, I'll like them for one to three years and then admit that the bad ones are not good. Talk About a full schedule. Until then, let's keep On saying goodbye to each other ironically [because we aren't parting ways]

oh no, he's gone full Andey.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

I know as a member of TFF I'm not supposed to want running backs in the first round, and as a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs I'm not supposed to want to draft anything this year other than a quarterback if one of Watson/Mahomes/Kizer/Trubinski falls to 27. Or 20+ with a trade up according to half of this fan base.

But I think I'd be pretty ok with drafting one of those RBs if they fall to KC no matter who's on the board.

No Mccaffrey in KC.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

TBeats posted:

What's wrong with Ed McCaffrey

Go gently caress yourself.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

And he's a big stupid neener head

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm sorry tbeats

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

TBeats come back, I was rude. Just understand the emotion you've riled in me. :(

I hope Ed dies before he ever gets to see the series finale of game of thrones.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

Oh he's not fat anymore well never mind we're no interested.

Free Bojangles will fix that right up for you.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Strobe posted:

Is this the year? In three weeks when the draft starts is it finally going to be the day TFF spontaneously combusts when three RBs are taken in the top 10?

Probably not, no.

It'll be the year I stay up way too late to watch the Chiefs first round selection, only for them to trade out of the first round.

Oh that was last year.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Doltos posted:

I hope Garrett's one of those guys who completely gets thrown off his game due to poo poo talk like Ryan Leaf

I think there were some other things that were working against Ryan Leaf, weren't there?

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

Lots of smoke the Chiefs are going to trade up, targeting either McCaffrey (boooo) or Mahomes (yaaayyy)

Where

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I read ESPN mock drafts specifically so I know where players won't go.

e: this is the back end of what SBNation is using to sum and chart 75 mock drafts for the first round

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DyNKdXcTBFSZOAdK3eqGafo7AWwgsKNY6fboxNgkv_0/edit#gid=0

No Butt Stuff fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Apr 18, 2017

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


oh my god, I'm just sure this guys dad is the fucker that owns all the fugate car dealerships in missouri and what a piece of human garbage, i'm sure his child is a horrible person too.

e: maybe not but drat

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004


the face and words of a man with a golden parachute

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

kiimo posted:

So do the Chiefs. Move up for Mahomes or Watson. I'm gonna lose my poo poo if they stay put and select another goddam defensive lineman when they have ten picks and like three available roster spots outside of QB.

gently caress I can already feel my hatred boiling up yet again.

waiting all week for thursday night

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Doltos posted:

I can't think of a better way to throw away your money than trying to predict the NFL draft, especially when there's no QBs.

yeah but what if you win!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Diva Cupcake posted:

Allbright is usually pretty locked in with sources. Picks 2 and 4 are interesting.

https://twitter.com/AllbrightNFL/status/856936542438395904

I'd say #1 is correct.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

No, because Browns.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Intruder posted:

She's a pretty girl with an unusual smile, so what?

But this has nothing to do with the draft so, moving on

e: couldn't help myself :v:



oh my god she is eric hosmer

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

1) Ross has the largest hate boner for Melvin Gordon of anyone in America.
2) La Canfora is a stupid poo poo and shouldn't be trusted.

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