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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

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WampaLord posted:

I have never walked out of a movie, but I have fallen asleep during two.

The first Underworld sequel, and Master and Commander: Far Side of the World.

Elektra myself, but to be fair to my ~14 year old self, I was pretty tired anyway.

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EvenWorseOpinions posted:

On that, marvel movies are uninspired cookie cutter plot movies with decent action sequences and just enough plot to be bearable, but God drat if that obligatory 'everyone gets on center stage and poses all cool like so that we can remember who all the characters are in case we forgot in the last ten seconds' doesn't get old. Not that the movies are terrible, they're just not as great as everyone makes them out to be

As long as us idiots keep paying to see them, they'll keep churning them out.

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Mar 1, 2015

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Saagonsa posted:

Making it so that the only way you can succeed in sports is to take damaging drugs is actually kind of hosed

Can't be a sumo wrestler without being morbidly obese, so...

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Whitlam posted:

Yeah I've worked in retail and hospitality, and retail was fine (99% of people were fine to deal with, work wasn't too hard), but hospitality. Hoo boy. People were way more rude and entitled, my owner bosses were lovely people, I was making way below minimum wage (which is pretty illegal in Australia), and way higher stress overall. I think the biggest point of difference and case for stress is if you're helping someone find an item at a retail store, and they say "oh no actually I meant X", it's no big deal to go get X instead. When that happens with food, it's a way bigger issue.

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

Only the flat out desperate and/or utterly insane want to work in a kitchen.

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Spinning Robo posted:

This first article rubs me the wrong way. The idea seems to be "Well, many bad things happen under capitalism, and we don't attack capitalism as a concept for it, so we shouldn't attack socialism for the bad things that happen in its name."

Except, we do critique and attack capitalism for these issues. People are doing it on these forums, on twitter, in the government, every day critiquing capitalism for its failures and the problems it causes. I don't know what this author is even talking about.

Combination of "If the USA does it, it's automatically and by definition wrong, because the USA is evil incarnate and always wrong - the grass is always greener on the other side" logic;

and the circular logic of "The USSR (for example) only failed because it needed more communism, the only amount that would have saved it is more than previously".

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Turtlicious posted:

You're not a wimp for not showing up to your cooking job sick.

It is, however, a sign of insanity if you voluntarily show up to a cooking job.

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The gender politics debate that's all the rage these days seems to me to be a slightly more sophisticated/pretentious version of "boys/girls are better than girls/boys" petty namecalling that I recall from primary school.

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hard counter posted:

by all means, clean your hands with strong chemicals even for no reason if you're gonna directly or indirectly put your hands in someone, it's good sanitary practice

just don't go all howie mandel when you realize the peanut butter in that sandwich has an acceptable non-zero amount of insect larvae, rat hairs, mashed up bits of fly, etc since the whole world is also a big gradient smear of germs

If I can't taste it, then... :shrug:

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I've always found the the apparently self-justifying statement "It's *YEAR*, therefore my viewpoint is correct" bemusing.

I know what they are trying to say, but it comes off as "I have nothing to support my viewpoint, but *irrelevant fact delivered in irritatingly superior yet defensive sounding voice*" duckspeak cliche.

It's 2017, I should be able to park in the handicap spaces!
It's 2017, we should get around to exterminating the Jews!
It's 2017, the earth is flat! (I saw this one spray painted on the back of a factory).

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Why would someone post an opinion like this in TYOOL 2017

Yeah? Here's news for you pal.

It's 2017, so I'm right.

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Tiggum posted:

This but trains/trams/busses. And if it's crowded at the start but a bunch of people get off and leave empty seats, if you're sitting next to someone on the aisle side you should move. It's awkward for the window-side person to move past you, so you should do it.

On a related note, pricks who sit in the aisle seat on a crowded bus/train/whatever, and refuse to move to allow others to sit on the other side and/or stick their legs across the seats.

If it happens to me one more time, I will climb over the top of you, and make it my business to stomp on your legs while doing so.

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Turtlicious posted:

You can be addicted to food, and no-one chooses to be fat.

I would agree with you, but this very forum gave me the unwelcome knowledge of "feeders".

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Collateral Damage posted:

Leather is a horrible material for any form of seat, especially in hot climates. I question the sensibility of anyone who voluntarily buys a leather couch or chooses leather seats for their car.

Better than vinyl, as my mother likes to remind me every so often.

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Green Day rules

Go away, The Snoo.

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AutumnDDP posted:

I think I posted earlier in this thread about how The Dark Knight is just OK, through Heath Ledger did a good job with the script he was given.

Superhero movies are bad in general. They aren't even good as mindless schlock you see with your friends. The whole concept of the "superhero" we see in American comics is pretty stupid, and not in a "so bad it's good" way. It's just a dumb fantasy for people to wish that they were stronger than they are and could make a difference. It's kind of pathetic to be really interested in superheroes. Granted, this opinion might not be so unpopular because I suspect that superhero movies will die out within the next 5 years or so anyway.

Why the question of whether a superhero movie is "good" or not?

It's the same model as the Call of Duty franchise is to video games, release a nearly identical, mediocre product every six months that is guaranteed to sell no matter what, critical scores be damned.

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veni veni veni posted:

I just feel sort of robbed after watching them most of the time.

Then don't.

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Melbourne being what it is, the easiest way to get majority support for nuclear power is to claim that the plant uses gluten-free, bisexual and ironic uranium.

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steinrokkan posted:

i too am sufficiently comfortably numb and sheltered that i am too lazy to spend two minutes conceptualizing any form of change, so i just assume this is the best of all possible worlds

Perhaps, but reading the history of the USSR reminds me that it could be so much worse.

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Saagonsa posted:

So are you saying people with anxiety issues are bad or?

Like, that's such a weird loving way to end your statement

He's probably talking about the vocal minority who constantly bring their self-diagnosed "anxiety" to get out of doing anything new or that requires effort.

And, quite frequently in my country, claim to have it in court to justify their criminal actions.

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Korgan posted:

America's obsession with cutting off dickskin just because the inventor of cornflakes decided it would stop kids masturbating 100 years ago is gross and weird

I wish I was circumcised at birth, as I contracted phimosis at 12, and had to get circumcised then, which was unpleasant.

I'll admit that I'm a rare exception to the rule, however.

I also deliberately eat inferior grade food, in order to gain an appreciation from comparison with the better stuff when I have that.

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steinrokkan posted:

I wish I had my legs amputated after birth as I later got into a car crash and had them crushed, which was unpleasant.

Be as snide as you like, but you missed the point where I said I was a rare exception that fortune frowned upon. I never claimed that therefore all boys should be circumcised just on the off chance the same thing would happen to them.

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Caufman posted:

Did they try stretching exercises first?

Phimosis is supposedly not uncommon in adolescence. At least for me, routinely watching porn gradually loosened my foreskin to the magnificent state it's in today.

IIRC, I accidently caused a fissure attempting to retract, damaging it to the point of no return. Or maybe they just thought it would be easier. :shrug:

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We Know Catheters posted:

Is there a foreskin sub-forum?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3813249

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Blue Star posted:

I think free speech and freedom of expression are vitally important and must be protected, and I don't think this makes me a Nazi, Nazi sympathizer, white supremacist, or fascist. :)

"It's alright to have opinions, as long as they're the right ones."

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All vice/sin/crime/differing opinions/personality flaws are not caused by insanity (although some certainly are), and the people(*) who say it is sound a bit too much like the Soviet psychologists who committed political dissidents because "no sane person would disagree with communist theory" for my liking.

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

who the gently caress is censoring nazis?

The Germans?

EF: Beaten by the shark.

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doverhog posted:

Are you measuring value with money, or some other abstract?

Higher production values?

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I'm a little skeptical of this dreamy-eyed plan to terraform and/or colonize Mars. Getting to Mars is a worthwhile scientific achievement to aim for, but if we can't even be good stewards of the planet we have, what makes us think we have the right to lay claim to another planet and foul it up?

The human virus must spread.

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Reading up on the Belle Gibson case, I'm fairly certain that she will get a job as a HR manager in some massive corporation sooner or later.

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Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters are the pinnacle of uber-bland, instantly forgettable "rock" music that you listen to at twelve because you don't know any better.

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The dark side might be relatable if you only focus on the space wizard philosophy, but every dark side user and their underlings have been shown to be literal nazi mass murderers. It’s like, you can justly criticize the US and other liberal western statss but there is no area where you compare Bush to Hitler and come away thinking “I’m with Adolf on this one” unless you’re a nazi

USA = jedi Nazis = Sith

Nonsense, D&D has been saying that for decades, largely because Hitler was European, and therefore less evil by default than any American. :colbert:

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mind the walrus posted:

The missions make you kill loads of people.

And your defense would land if Niko wasn't such a dour asspot in and out of cutscenes.

A "dour asspot" New Yorker? Well, I never... :monocle:

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discarded box posted:

im sure this has already been said in some form or another in this thread, but i think Wonder Woman at best was painfully mediocre. maybe im just burnt out on super hero movies, but i was practically bored to tears during this film. it just seemed so by the books, with the only thing setting it apart from any other super hero movie being the woman lead. i truly do not understand why so many people think this movie is so incredible, and i sometimes wonder if its more of a political type thing and people dont want to call it bad because not liking a movie with a woman as the lead must mean you hate women!!!! like its impossible to judge a movie based on its merit if theres a female lead or something

like the way people were hyping it up and talking about how awesome it was i was super pumped going in, finally a well made movie with a woman in the lead role! i left really confused and disappointed

am i correct in assuming the praise is less about the movie and its quality and more about its financial success that proves there is an appetite for movies with women as leads? because i do think that is a good thing and can appreciate the movie from that angle

Superhero films are mediocre, bland and utterly prosaic products designed solely on the principle of "well known property" + "film" = Guaranteed $$$.

Having a female lead is entirely irrelevant.

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Having just tried it, I can confirm that marmalade is bitter and disgusting.

I don't know if that's a unpopular opinion, but I choose to die on this hill anyway. :colbert:

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Coffee And Pie posted:

I’ve never met a socialist who wasn’t extremely annoying. I also put the odds of the US going full socialism/communism any time soon at around 500 to 1.

Not that I even disagree with them that much, honestly, but they’re getting to the point where they’re like the stereotype of vegans.

When Coffee and Pie mysteriously vanishes at midnight, I think we will all know the reason why.

EDIT: Although the university student socialist of today will be, in ten years, sending letters to the corporations they own stock in, demanding that they reinstate slavery and dump nuclear waste in schools so the stocks' value will go up a point. Didn't they realize that they (the former socialist) had to pay off hundreds of thousands in debt that they spent on boats and sport cars?

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Going to be shrieked at by the goonettes who have one, but:

I don't see the attraction towards getting a septum piercing; as they strongly remind me of boars.

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Das Boo posted:

Maybe let's leave that whole child porn thing illegal, tho.

I can only grasp the easy zeitgeist (acceptance = good no matter what is being accepted) and mindlessly repeat it on "four legs good, two legs bad" logic without bothering to think the implications through.

no fuk u child porn, rape and thrill killing for all

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The high fps in the hobbit movies were one of the many reasons they were garbage

Also, as a corollary to my previous post about D&D being a shithole of a forum, I find it alot more cathartic to watch idiotic leftists breakdown into amerikkka rants than to circlejerk about how dumb right wing conservatives are. Nazis are dumb, bad, and dangerous but idiots who share my opinions make me look waaaay better. No one is ever gonna compare the gay french jew who used to wear a che tee to Joe Bob McRoymooredidnothingwrong.

Fun dnd drinking game is to mention america being involved in world war 2 and see how long it takes before Stalin becomes the only moral player.

Won't have to drink at all, considering they'll proclaim this on the first post.

Stalin was not a American, and therefore could do no wrong at best, and was the least of the evils at worst.

EDIT: I'm still waiting for the thread where they claim that President Nixon was the leader of the German Third Reich during WW2.

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I've noticed a paradox of sorts from certain types about criminals.

GIven the chance, they will proclaim that all criminals are insane, and therefore are not responsible for their actions.

However, they also use that "the insane are more likely to be victims of crime than criminals themselves"* statistic whenever the subject comes up.

Which is it?

* = Which is an unquestionable orthodoxy which cannot be doubted in any way, and it is a heretical taboo to do so.

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steinrokkan posted:

"Mental illness" has been co-opted by the right as a dog whistle for "that guy was a freak, good thing we shot him" and as a way to obfuscate real systemic causes of criminality. Don't assume that just because somebody uses this phrase they have an ounce of empathy.

Speaking of which:

"Empathy" has become a meaningless buzzword due to massive overuse, and I'm willing to bet that; much like "irony/ironic" or "literally", the people who use these words the most don't actually know what they mean.

EDIT: I wasn't saying you didn't, Steinrokkan, but most assuredly my co-workers don't.

EDIT2: One of the said coworkers, who used to get OUTRAGED (TM) about the Australian penal system, demanding that all criminals should be immediately released back into society, did a 180 one day and demanded harsher sentences for felons. Why was this? A tweaker broke into his house and, accosted in the middle of raiding the house, tried to shiv my coworker.

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