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Galarox posted:Hello everyone, been lurking some but been too busy with boring rl stuff to post... anyhoo here's some art history for you: Holy poo poo these are amazing.
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Jul 20, 2017 23:58
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I'm the dumb off center axle in the wheels.
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Jul 21, 2017 02:14
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I like how the spikes are being driven directly into the ground at the point before the wheel contacts the ground. That's got to be great for when you drive over a rock. I also like how the wheels are designed to use tens of thousands more polys than are actually necessary, you wouldn't want to design anything with performance in mind in your MMO.
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Jul 21, 2017 07:59
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'Should we put bullet resistant glass in front of the driver in our combat vehicle?' 'Hell no I want to feel the
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Jul 21, 2017 08:14
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Half of last night's xcom squad was captured after being unable to get a door open. Doors! 
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Jul 21, 2017 17:56
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I have the flu and today I managed to go to the toilet, unzip my pants and start peeing all before I noticed the lid was down. Well, that's my piss story.
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Jul 25, 2017 10:35
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SelenicMartian posted:Mirror, mirror, what the gently caress
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 Way too much trucking in truck simulator. Waiting is where the good gameplay is at.  Only an hour, I don't know if that's enough waiting.  Boy I hope I can earn my manual handling license some day. My space manual handling license.   Gonna watch the
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Aug 12, 2017 01:04
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XK posted:I watched WTFo's streams of Hellblade, and he completely missed 85% of the combat mechanics. He got told multiple times about kicks/guardbreaks, and he just said it didn't work. All his fights were awful and boring, and it looked like he was just spamming the light attack button every fight. Then when he had to face enemies with shields, he got totally owned, repeatedly. "Use kick, Saurus.", he is told. "It doesn't work.", he replies. He might just be a giant colossal idiot.
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Aug 12, 2017 04:54
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3.0 is so close that they have no idea how long it will take any more. That's so close I can hardly believe it!
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Aug 12, 2017 12:22
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Hey, CIG is very honest with their fans. For example, when they switched 3.0 from 'delayed for two weeks' to 'delayed indefinitely'.
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Aug 12, 2017 22:55
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Maw posted:Haha this guy. CIG haven't even been able to pull off working doors yet, why does he think they'd be able to make entire living breathing cities Well maybe it's a tent city???
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Aug 15, 2017 23:34
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Most developers can schedule something a year off and then meet the scheduled date to within a week or so. Chris Roberts can do the opposite.
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Aug 16, 2017 00:21
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Hahahah yes.
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Aug 18, 2017 03:54
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Well now we know why they stopped giving an eta for 3.0.
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Aug 18, 2017 06:30
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Only the dead have seen the end of cafeteria mocap.
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Aug 18, 2017 06:42
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Erenthal posted:Holy gently caress each quest giver must cost millions of dollars in production by now with Chris's promise of each quest being uniquely hand crafted with mocap and voice acting. Ah but you're forgetting it will take an hour to travel across a single system and then another hour to unload your ship at the other end, so there will be hours of content!
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Aug 18, 2017 23:56
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Corn Nuts posted:
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Aug 19, 2017 01:22
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They stopped the rings from spinning because they were too glitchy but they can't even do that right.
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Aug 19, 2017 14:43
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I'm going to cosplay as the other notable character in Chris Robert's Star Citizen, Giant Space Station Wheel Constantly Spinning Out Of Control.
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Aug 20, 2017 03:30
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New 3.0 is so 3.0 it's going to make old 3.0 look like 0.3.
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Aug 22, 2017 15:46
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 the mods, Derek Smart and Lowtax are conspiring to bait goons into buying Derek endless new avatars just by changing it back each time we buy him a new one. He's been in on it since the beginning.
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Aug 22, 2017 16:02
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ewe2 posted:Happy Gamescon! Have some new parp!
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Aug 23, 2017 07:27
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Nine month late overdue and they can only get it working for 15 minutes at a time if they dial the servers back to 12 players and stop them from leaving the planet. Fifteen minutes. You can't possibly predict how bad it will be. It will always be worse.
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Aug 23, 2017 13:11
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Ship can hang motionless over the ground nose down like it's on a string. Yep this game has high fidelity. Look at that jacket. Wow! Have you ever seen such fidelity on a jacket before? Amazing, right.
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Aug 23, 2017 14:49
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At the last minute Brian was persuaded to change all his answers to "I don't know" from "I choose to invoke the fifth amendment"
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Aug 23, 2017 14:52
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Hopefully the tattoo will clip through his arm and then spin off into space so he can be free of it
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Aug 23, 2017 23:54
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ManofManyAliases posted:Calm down, big boy. There is only one build. That build is locked to daymar only on a private server. If they had people playing around and quantum jumping all over the place in the full, unlocked build, no one would see each other in the play-throughs. lol Sounds like they should invent some sort of technology where the game can handle lots of people joining at once, maybe from all over the world. Still, it's early days in the project, way to early to worry about implementing something like that.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Like Amazon Web Services EC2 with auto-scaling? Well, let me know when they have a working tech demo.
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Aug 24, 2017 04:27
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So let me get this straight: they're saying that 3.0 definitely works and is near done and is great and CIG just chose not to have their own paid, featured streamers show it off in depth because instead they thought it would better to have them do hours of meaningless, boring dicking around on an near empty planet that can't go anywhere because every fifteen minutes it unceremoniously black-screens for a server reset. Nurse! The patients need more sedation please!
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Aug 24, 2017 07:17
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I actually thought they'd switch to a different empty moon to glitch around in for the second day. Nope, not even that.
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Aug 24, 2017 14:31
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Showering was not a joke!
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Aug 25, 2017 01:00
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But umms and ahhhs are the only parts where Chris isn't lying, you can't cut those out.
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Aug 25, 2017 17:26
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Bumbler posted:eat your heart out Mass Effect *drops mic* Holy gently caress I'm dying
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Aug 26, 2017 04:17
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Face over IP in a space game where you spend most of your time in a space suit and/or in a seat staring out into space. They decided to work on that. This is breathtakingly retarded. Magnificent.
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MilesK posted:I hope by citizencon they can add hand-tracking. How the gently caress am I supposed to communicate properly without flailing my hands around?! I'm assuming the plan is that the hands will flail randomly at all times regardless.
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