Hav posted:

This too.


Seriously, anyone looking at Battlefield for historical accuracy really overestimates the number of automatic weapons available or the terrible machining of the time that would lead to jams.

Edit: I realize that I didn't mention three-in-a-horse, but come the gently caress on people. Read some Siegfreid Sassoon and see the real face of war is bad poetry.

Taintrunner posted:

Maybe they should let you pay extra for strict RP servers

Wise Learned Man posted:

Did the graphics get worse, or is the "game" just so old now that it looks outdated?

Fleetwood Crack posted:

Hey, be fair. The project is only 6 years old!

TheAgent posted:

sorry, more time to be drunk and discuss star citizen

Zaphod42 posted:

Also is it just me or does something about his eyes make him look like a serial killer in this photo?

Somebody photoshop his pic into a mugshot

Blue On Blue posted:

Pilz posted:

I'd just like to take a minute and point out that this is, in fact, kind of neato. It's been said that Star Citizen doesn't deserve some of its fans, and I feel like this is one of those cases.

doingitwrong posted:

loving Nintendo released two Freemium IAP whale wallet draining mobile games.

Nintendo.

chaosapiant posted:

That's kinda my original point. If you're asking at all where someone got their money, then you don't know. As safe as the assumption may be, it's still an assumption and I just can't imagine anyone caring enough to even follow Chris on twitter and then go "see? he's partying and he's a fraud: here's proof!" I also didn't back SC and have no dog in this race. I'm just tagging along for the juicy drama. I'm just trying to separate the "real" drama like the refund case and the jpeg sales vs the fake/overblown poo poo people just latch onto to be angry about.

chaosapiant posted:

If that's provably true then yea, that is lovely and deserves to be derided. This is why I asked my original question: to see if it was as petty as it seemed on the surface or if there was a proven and traceable misappropriation of funds.

Dynastocles posted:

Once again, they can't make up their minds.

"You don't deserve a refund, because the game doesn't exist yet and is still a work-in-progress!"

also

"You don't deserve a refund, because this is a fully-functioning game and thus you've already got what you paid for!"

Mr. Carlisle posted:

But... but... it's Sandi's favorite number!

Totally unrelated to hitchhikers guide of course

The Titanic posted:

I would say "sounds like a challenge" but this is the Star Citizen thread where I stay on my best behavior and remain pure and wholesome and riddled with fidelity.

monkeytek posted:

My understanding was Lex Luthor created a condom like appliance that was actually a magnetic bottle similar to those used in Tokamak reactors to slow the semen down to non-lethal speeds, or was that my fan fiction story?

G0RF posted:

Ha - I missed that. Not surprising Giuseppe would be embedded somewhere, fighting the good fight.

Alas, the thread took a turn for the worse of late, with the Defense Force team resorting to toxicity and meltdowns rather than engage in actual dialogue. They got Boraxed.

Oh well. At least they tried.

Hav posted:

"Trust me, I study this" - throws out ESI.

Almost surprised 'M Class' wasn't mentioned.


Especially on the PS4, and once you start figuring that it's about optimizing gameplay, it comes into it's own. Start maxing out the gems and the screen becomes a bullet-hell spell disco.

I bounced off the PC version hard, but it really suits sofa play.

DapperDon posted:

Ah, so now you're Captain Forum Freedomfighter. Got it.

The Titanic posted:

Getting this feeling Derek hates Star Trek. I don't blame him, I don't like it either, but I also don't go hunting the actors down in social media either.

space-X-chicken posted:

your nemesis must be “solid seafoam shame“ i suppose?

Hav posted:

I am the difference between operating costs and investments.

Potato Salad posted:

"Writer"

"Producer"

TheAgent posted:

like I seriously don't get how anyone honestly enjoys anything about SC at the moment

DapperDon posted:

X Box

peter gabriel posted:

I'd have to agree with them, the game is amazing

Dogeh posted:

I'm going to go back further.
Everyone after Tom Baker was shite.

Especially Sylvester McCoy. He used the same performance for Radagast the Brown.

e: taxxe

Spiderdrake posted:

Definitely won't. Unless you're somehow operating outside the crowd funding hype bubble with your own unique hype, KStypes need to do 50% in the first 25%. Or scam the system by setting the goal way below actual need and risk having to do a late cancellation on an apparently "successful" project. The funniest loving thing about the kickstarter ecosystem is people want to back already "successful" projects or developers who have multiple KSes and usually a big industrial license behind it. So the only change is who takes the risk! Great poo poo.

Also probably doesn't matter, they sink or swim based on the TJE remake working out. If it doesn't they're probably done either way. Why they'd not wait for that to release, derrpy derrpy doo.
Kingdom of Amalur had some rather nice visuals but the lore was either the most generic, or sometimes they switched it up and it was the most boring instead!

But I mean what a shock, a guy who didn't build the world his hits are from being a crap worldbuilder? AND the forgotten realms are the most uniquely crap of all fantasy I can bother to bring to mind??? It'd be like backing a ... Star Citizen. Right. That's where we are.

Game was kind of a shitshow I'm always surprised people get excited about. Maybe they imagine it'll work in the engine darksiders 3 is in and they plan to easy peasy squeeze out a mmorpg or something?

TheAgent posted:

like seriously, the cross between alt right nazi shitheads, *coiners and star citizens is almost a perfect loving circle at this point

weirdly erris is like a canadian liberal who super believes in chris roberts, so when his eventual fall happens and he starts posting here I'm going to make him eat every savory salad toss of chris roberts filthy butthole

TheAgent posted:

god dammit you edited your post and now no one will understand what the gently caress I was referencing

The Titanic posted:

*Star Citizen is officially released*

"Wh-what are you doing, Morty!?"

"I-I don't know Rick, what just happened?"

"You ju-just released Star Citizen, Morty! You released it!"

"Oh god! Oh geeze! What's that's mean? I didn't mean to!"

"Well, Morty, it means you just killed Chris Roberts."

"Oh god no!"

"And his family too, Morty. Look at these little guys you killed. Look at these IMDb pages, Morty!"

"O-oh god Rick I didn't mean it! I'm just a kid Rick! Are they gonna arrest me?"

"No, no Morty. They w-won't arrest you. They might kill you though. Not right away at least. First this guy in black and a rifle is going to come for you."

*Morty falls to his knees, holding his head*

"Yeah Morty. Ju-just loving wait because I saw what these guys do. Look at these loving YouTube comments, Morty. Look how loving insane these motherfuckers are."

"Oh god, Rick! And that guy, he-he..."

"Yuh.. yuh he did. And they didn't even care. Man, once they get your juicy rear end. Morty... we-we can't let that happen!"

"What am I gonna do Rick! I-I don't even know what a Star Citizen is!"

"We-we're gonna change history, Morty! We're going to another dimension! One where Star Citizen never released accidentally!"

"Rick we already did that once and I buried my dead corpse! That's sick, Rick! This is a bad idea!"

"It's the only way, Morty. It's the only way! Come on! I hear those angry hordes at the- the door already!"

"I don't hear anything, Rick."

"It's cause-because... gently caress it Morty just jump in here! Hurry we got to go! Look at these IMDb pages!"

"Oh oh god Rick I'm going!"

"Th-that's good, Morty. loving.. Star Citizen death squad almost here."

*new dimension with unreleased Star Citizen, scene 2, act 4*

"Well, Morty, th-that was a close a call. A real close call. Looks like we're two weeks from release now."

"Oh my god, Rick. I-I what's going to happen now! W-we can't let it release?"

"There's only one thing we have to do now. We got to find these, loving programmers, and break their wrists."

"What!??!"

"It's the only way, Morty! Grab that hammer! Come on, d-do it! loving pick it up now! We've got some wrists to break!"

"Oh god, Rick this is horrible! I loving hate you!"

"You'll get over it, Morty. Once you're not anally raped by fat neckbearded mongrels. You'll th-th-thank me for this, Morty."

"N-no. I hate you, Rick!"

"Well, if you hate this, what do you think about the teenage mutant ninja turtles, Hello Kitty, Dune, Douglas Adams corpse, and a handful of poo poo from Alien and your loving Halo game? B-because after we break some wrists we've got a f-few other things we have to do too!"

iospace posted:

What is OCS again?

Non-meme answers appreciated, thanks.

Dementropy posted:

Grubby Hobo posted:

Are you trying to compound their misery?

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

There are too design documents! You see, Chris found these golden plates...

Daztek posted:

$3.42 million

no_recall posted:

Countdown. https://goo.gl/eUrvcM

Sarsapariller posted:

It'd be a game changer in VR for sure.

The problem is, in VR you're wearing a big fuckin' face mask

Colostomy Bag posted:

Somehow Roberts can't release a game yet can release the Kraken.

nawledgelambo posted:

does this mean i lose