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tao of lmao posted:the presidents of the usa and mexico basically had a twitter beef lol they hugged it out though so no one lost too much street cred
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According to that potus leak twitter thing, Trump and Bannon are funding are supporting California succession. lol
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thathonkey posted:giuliniani is a cyber security expert ?? Lol He knows how to use "the email".
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Feb 1, 2017 04:27
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Im lollin everyday. gently caress this gay Earth, gently caress you got mine, smoke em while they are still legal, etc What a time to be alive.
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Code Jockey posted:I wonder if it's possible to short-sell women's rights, that seems like a good path to early retirement You could just research what public companies are involved in workplace equality, abortion, etc.. But enriching yourself on other people's suffering is a huge dick move. Dear Leader Trump would be proud.
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Gobblecoque posted:there's gonna be a paragraph in textbooks dedicated to pepe and cuck memes lmao The frog that caused WW3 and the death of 99% of humanity. Only 4chan posters survived by being in their parents' basements when the bombs dropped.
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Feb 2, 2017 04:44
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scrubs season six posted:Trump is like Biff from Back to the Future but also with syphilitic insanity. He totally is biff from the second movie. I wonder which time traving rear end in a top hat caused all this lol
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 Also , can anyone translate this: @CNN. @NotreDame, @NBCNews @cspan alum. Irish in name, college & exit strategy. Panic Dixie Meme Girl. 'Cute [...] cool.' -WaPo. 📸: brennaclaire/👻: brenclairw
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A bunch of people are having 'not my president' protests today and I was thinking "what?", then I remembered Trump is president lol
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Trump actually tried to do a good thing and spoke out about anti-Semitism and racism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6i_SMLEWo But as it turns out, it was actually a bad thing... Anne Frank Center slams Trump: ‘Do not make us Jews settle for crumbs of condescension’ Why has Trump been so slow to confront anti-Semitism? Several answers suggest themselves, none of them good You just know these kinds of responses are going to trigger the gently caress out of him. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Feb 21, 2017 |
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Feb 21, 2017 22:32
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Flesh Forge posted:yeah this was like taking a poo poo 50 times without wiping your rear end, going for weeks with people staring at you and asking why you smell like poo poo, and then finally saying oh oops I guess I should rub at it a little bit with a kleenex and say HEY LOOK EVERYBODY I WIPED MY rear end Yes, exactly. And then if you give dirty rear end positive encouragement for good behavior, then maybe next time they will consider wiping their rear end again! Or you could just scream "gently caress YOU SMELLY SHITBIRD, I DON'T CARE" and they will never wipe again and continue to smell. I believe we can train Trump with classical conditioning
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Feb 21, 2017 22:53
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Saint Drogo posted:lmao how many But I thought we were gunna start winning again? 
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Kuato posted:I was given a Hillary sticker, even before the election I didnt feel like putting it on my car, display at my office, or reveal that I owned the sticker in the public at all. I'm almost embarrassed to say I own the sticker in this thread. This is the one on my car 
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I do like this one http://www.hillarybeattrump.org/home/2017/2/8/falcons-win-super-bowl
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Arrhythmia posted:lol this guy doesn't think we live in the stupidest time line ha ha ha 2024, Hillary vs Brock Lesner for POTUS.
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Feb 22, 2017 02:06
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Arrhythmia posted:Hillary vs. Senator Kid Rock 2032, Hillary vs Japanese Sex Robot
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Feb 22, 2017 02:20
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I love it sooo much when Trump uses "Sad!" lol
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Feb 22, 2017 08:46
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Son of Rodney posted:Imagine all the politicians in the world who for years, sometimes their entire career, have held themselves accountable to the media, to their voters, to critics in all kinds of mediums. Imagine them clenching their fists in impotent rage as they slowly realize that instead of actually caring about accountability and adjusting their entire political life around that concept, they could have just openly lied about and ignored any and all criticisms they received, if they just promised things they had no intention to ever fulfill. It's pretty lol. You just described every politician from high school president to congress in the second part of your post. There are none in whatever you were on about in the first part though. Well except Trump obviously, he's a "populist ".
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it's ok, everyone googles how to do their job right after getting hired based on a made up resume lol
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Flesh Forge posted:lol yeah that has everything to do with Chicago's completely ordinary per capita crime statistics and nothing to do with it being Obama's political home grounds lol are you serious? quote:Update: This article analyzes pre-2016 numbers, since the FBI has yet to release data on 2016 crime for any American cities yet this year. As of June 1, Chicago’s first degree homicide totals are up about 48 percent higher than the total number last year check out this site: http://heyjackass.com/category/2016-stats/ Trump is probably glad it's OBAMA'S city, but they had more murders than any city last year (762) and a person getting shot every 2 hours, which isnt very lol 
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Feb 24, 2017 08:50
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Flesh Forge posted:Yes I am serious and maybe you have heard of another site that is much better called THE TRACE which I have never heard of either:: I understand it doesn't have the highest rate, but I'm just saying Chicago was in the headlines all last year for its huge increase in murders (accounted for half of the nations total increase by itself) and gun violence as well as claiming the most murders of any city. I don't think Trump should be using it as a political talking point, but I also don't find it to be some kind of hilarious alt-right conspiracy theory that should be hand waved away with a laugh.
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Code Jockey posted:this is legit hilarious Trump has a 6 point plan to make anime real.
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Arrhythmia posted:look into your heart of hearts and tell me it's not true It 100% guaranteed WILL happen. Two years from now Trump will have done a bunch of really stupid poo poo and we are going to start seeing articles pop up discussing how great it would have been if Clinton were elected in 2016. Then she is going to start doing more and more speaking events while saying she is for sure not running. Crowds start to show up with "(Re-elect) Hillary Clinton in 2020 signs", and she smiles coyly. People dig up their old "I'm with HER" merch and beg her to save the country from Trump the Tyrant. Then she announces. And history repeats itself in the most stupid way possible. lol
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Minimalist Program posted:Haha it's going to happen and then Trump will use that as a platform to say "well if people and the FAKE NEWS think its so great that a person keeps running, it's onyl fair that I also get to KEEP RUNNING. VERY FAIR!" and then he'll run again in 2024 and win again because, as stated many times itt, he is going to have congress repeal the two-term limit and become life-time ruler of the US wasteland. Holy poo poo, I just realized that Trump is Immortan Joe: 
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proof of concept posted:a bitter, sad lol @ this because wtf absurd reality am I trapped in? lol this thread has reached peak cspam. That entire article was based off this bad joke: Betsy DeVos posted:I was the first person to tell Bernie Sanders to his face, there's no such thing as a free lunch which i'm pretty sure is a dig on socialism and is a common saying in economics (when used to explain opportunity cost) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_ain%27t_no_such_thing_as_a_free_lunch Anyhow, carry on with the handwringing and nervous lols Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Feb 25, 2017 |
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Feb 25, 2017 20:19
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Groovelord Neato posted:trump is not propping up twitter i don't know why people say that. it's legit the reason they couldn't sell in the recent past (along with not mass banning the alt right shits). Twitter has never been and will never be profitable. Even with all the user data mining, they still can't make money. In fact they have lost $2B in the last 5 years and are losing users as well. That's why no one is interested in buying. I really hope the company folds when the tech bubble pops. Twitter has been used for the occasional good, but in general it's a platform used mostly for trolling. And I guess Trump is king troll. Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Feb 26, 2017 |
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Hammerite posted:lol that donald trump, the president of the united states, is entirely ineffective and serves only as a distraction while the republican legislative branch does basically whatever they want Sometimes I think he may be suffering from mild Alzheimers and just kind of stumbles around not really understanding what is going on. Then he hears something on the TV that makes him real mad all of a sudden.
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Minimalist Program posted:Twitter is a teribble platform, investment, concept, company, and place to work. Yeah I have heard that it's awful to work there as well. They should just close up shop right now. After the billions of hateful and mean tweets sent out into the world, they could do one good thing to make amens, and stop Trump from tweeting ever again.
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Hammerite posted:He held a election-campaign-style rally serving no practical purpose weeks after assuming office, and then less than a week later tweeted a suggestion that maybe HIS SIDE of the country should have THEIR OWN rally, and it would be THE BEST rally, almost as though he had forgotten entirely about the event a week previously that he had suggested and also attended. lol In a way, he is also like that one friend who has no filter between their stupid brain and their mouth and immediately just says whatever comes to mind. At first it's funny and novel "ohh, ha ha, that's our Fred!", then after a while it becomes really loving annoying "Oh gently caress Fred's here. I hate that loving guy! Someone needs to muzzle him.".
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SBJ posted:Lmao if people in high ranking positions of the US government have to manually sift through peoples phones then I think the NSA isnt as advanced as I thought The NSA could find them in an instant. They either dont give a gently caress or don't want people to know they can (bc everyone has forgotten about the snowden leaks right). Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Feb 27, 2017 |
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Feb 27, 2017 00:26
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Dr. Faustus posted:Here in the Post itt thread we pull ourselves up by our lolstraps. Not even he gives a gently caress about them.
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Moridin920 posted:this morning I read an interview with W Bush and I was thinking "huh this guy seems super reasonable and good" this is what it has come to Bush has always been reasonable and good. He has always been a nice (but not very smart) guy who wants to do whats best. However when he was in office, he didn't run the contry if you will remember.
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Cthulu Carl posted:"Would you like some A1, Heinz 57, or any of the other myriad of sauces specifically designed to add flavor to a cooked-to-briqutte piece of meat?" A1 is almost the same as ketchup, only 2x the salt and 1/2 the sugar. And most BBQ sauces have even more sugar than ketchup! Neither belongs on a nice steak.  Though, tbh if you have cooked the steak to burning, then all the flavor is gone anyhow and it's going to taste like leather unless you dump a bunch of sugar and salt on it.
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Jose posted:what is heinz 57? ketchup with a different label.
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Tace Vim posted:more FAKE NEWS. SAD! I can't understand the concept of other people thinking differently than I do. We must be in a computer simulation!! Perhaps my life is the result of an unbalanced equation in an otherwise mathematically flawless system. 
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Moridin920 posted:i mean You'd never get anything done because you would be constantly arguing with and ranting to everyone around you! Wait a minute...why have we never seen you and Trump in the same place at the same time hmmm?
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hamtaro posted:you played a good game trump, but your idiot liar mouthpiece sat wrong. aaha checkmate you cooked your steak wrong, checkmate 
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mike12345 posted:only if you got the billion dollar controller Hilldog was using a billion dollar controller and had practiced for her entire life, then Trump just swaggered in, having never played before and entered the cheat code. Then he bragged about how bigly good he is.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:i would say its more like when you play your younger cousin who just randomly mashes buttons and wins but yeah, we need mr sessions to investigate first Yeah or that. And the little poo poo is smack talking you and laughing the whole time. GOD DAMMIT I SHOULD HAVE SPRUNG FOR THE $2B CONTROLLER!!!
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Serak posted:"No, no - we will continue our current strategy of practicing only against the computer on easy mode." We are working closely with Goldman Sachs to bring over top talent from Korea!
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