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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Trump's gonna have a 2nd term mark my words and remember them well.

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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

CBT Time posted:

Russian manchurian candidate is the left's version of pizzagate but instead of retarded 4chan posts about podesta's handkerchief it's retarded nyt/wapo huge black font headlines.

yeah, also pizzagate is actually true though. Theres nothing rich people who feel they are on the right side of history and morality like more than underage gently caress parties in pizza parlours.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Thank god Michael Moore is on the case:

https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/831558248620781569

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

SBJ posted:

The shrieking ive seen from people opposing him has made want to take his side more than anything trump himself has actually done

This thread is playing with fire, we should cool it with the NOT immediate-kneejerk-trump-is-a-nazi chat before the mods probate us for the horrible crime of wrongthink.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Parallax Scroll posted:

hillary is going to beat him now

Bernie's gonna clinch it, he's still got a chance guys!

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

rezatahs posted:

"this is it guys it's finally happening!!! dirty donald is taking a dive!!!!!!!!1"


every 2 weeks for the next 4-8 years

definitely 8 years, the racists and misogynists that crawled out of the woodwork at the last moment to vote Trump into power after biding their time for 8 years of Obama are not going anywhere.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Grevling posted:

Haha, let's forget that the Trump administration is grossly incompetent and corrupt and talk about Hillary. That's very relevant still, isn't it?

Hillary lost a presidential race against an orange man who stars in his own reality show where he pretends to fire celebrities from companies that are totally made up. The campaign race was like a real-world tortoise and hare - without any morality lesson, just the actual animals running against each other but at the end the tortoise won and then ate the rabbit. Its like running against Sideshow Bob in a shed full of rakes and still losing. Lets not start pointing fingers at Trump being incompetent here.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

old fat bird posted:

this is what the media and Disney want since most Hillary supporters can only relate to complex political ideas like BAD MAN SAID MEAN WORDS by relating it to similes about children's cartoons

and Harry Potter, don't forget that the current political situation in the US is literally exactly like wizard kids fighting a mean old man in a magic school for wizard kids.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
As an outsider, non american I like it when he makes the college kids cry, makes for very entertaining youtube videos.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Jukebox Hero posted:

He wants to let the big cock marked CAPITALISM gently caress us up the rear end harder than ever and you're chanting "no lube"

Plz don't kinkshame Trump thread posters.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Pizzagate is real

Trump is good

War with Russia is bad

IDIOTS

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
What do you guys think they meant with "playing dominoes on pizza or pasta"?

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
What do you guys think they meant when they said someone will drive up 3 pre-teens who will definitely be in the heated pool for your "entertainment"?

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

CBT Time posted:

Wealthy suburban mom furnishing her own children to pedophiles or just a super dorky email?

Why would the suburban mom consider children playing in a heated pool to be entertainment for a 50 year old grown rear end man?

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

lol @ people believing in Pizza Gate but doubling down on Trump not being a Russian stooge

lol @ democrats wanting to start poo poo with Russia (the cold war is over and Hillary lost fair and square, idiot)

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

We're not dealing with the Cold War

We're dealing with Alexander I of Russia

Trump supporters are the biggest pussies on the planet. I can imagine them in another time:

WW1 is over guys we shouldn't start poo poo with Germany

Yes, actively wanting to avoid a war with a former superpower that used to have a huge stockpile of nuclear weapons is a total pussy move. Preach further to my bleached skull from your podium in the nuclear wasteland of the "better timeline" where Hillary won.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Rutibex posted:

its not weird yet?!

Trump is like Frank on it's always sunny, he's got 8 years left and he is going to get real weird with it.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
The new liberal tears thread has gone to poo poo, Trump is good idiots.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Harrower posted:

Nice meltdown.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Zippy the Bummer posted:

Trump is cool and good

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I like how liberals have gone all the way around the political horseshoe and are now the pearl-clutching arbiters of morality, back when I was a liberal (I still am) jerking off to porn was a healthy release, smoking weed was fun and waging meaningless wars was bullshit. Now porn is sexist, smoking weed is probably racist or some other -ist, maybe its cultural appropriation from stoners, who knows, and liberals are demanding a hard line stance against Russia. Its pretty great that Hillary lost, Trump is one entertaining motherfucker, not directly mind, just in the wailing and gnashing of teeth he is causing the moral arbiters trying to police what I can and cannot do, say or think.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Knight posted:

Goddamn lol. Feminist groups have claimed porn was sexist since the 80s, and smoking weed is called racist, I guess, in your head? Maybe? Because you need to make a false equivalence with the party that has concretely said porn is a morally abhorrent cancer that should be censored for the last half-century and weed is a gateway drug for junkies who should be locked up. Whatever justifies your ignorance.

Nice post and title combo

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

I agree with points 2 and the general concept of 6 but only applied to people that actually profited from lying because I am one of those horrible racist morons that would have voted for trump if I could.

(The other ideas are the ravings of a lunatic though)

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
This thread has gone to poo poo again, please post more examples of the left jumping the gap in the horseshoe and becoming bible thumping morality political correctness police.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

idgaf about u posted:

who is we? my csis parents or the funny farm in russia where they sadistically best of breed atlantian witches or slit their throats? which one is it? because having been there in my dreams im quite happy to skip those memories and new adventures

definitely the russian atlantian witch institute, definitely.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
They should just have a rule in bathrooms that says "If you don't pass for the right gender, you don't pass (liquids or solids)"

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

idk man i'm more concerned about school changing rooms and horny male teens trying to get in any way they can

I'm concerned about people using this as a lever to force their way into things like gender segregated sports teams. If I wanted my lady weight lifters to have a pair of hairy balls, I'd watch russian lady weightlifters.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

GREAT SATAN posted:

Trump is so far from being hosed that this thread is now about lashing out at bad Trump stand-in Spunky. Teflon Don continues to reign.
E: :agesilaus:

May the God Emperor reign for a 1000 years upon his golden throne. First 3-termer ever recorded then benevolent dictator for life.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Toadvine posted:

Anyone else ship the main characters of Spunk & Mordy?

Which one of them is the bottom though?

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Mordor She Wrote posted:

I too think both sides are equally bad, one with their dyed hair and "grr people should be respected" and the other with their frog memes and their "we need a future for white children".

The difference is that the dyed hair crowd wants to silence dissent by doxxing people and trying to get them fired and would ideally prefer that things like free speech and freedom of expression go away while the frog memers are fun and loud and don't doxx people and try to get them fired.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
I am 110% in support of illegals being deported back to their 3rd world poo poo holes.

https://twitter.com/polNewsNetwork1/status/837042327902380033

Hopefully we no longer have to suffer the existence of this poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCecsVoeJcsXbAra7Sl4mOPw

Oh wait, its not the same person :(

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Reading this thread really makes you feel like America is now Gehenna and every step you take outside you risk to be verbally assaulted by unhinged LGBT leftists™ or deported behind the wall by the racist Trump militia™

Hopefully I live very far from this hellhole that is America.The generous bosom of Mother Europe breastfeeds me. Its natural fortress walls protect me. The wisdom of the classical Philosophers and the Lumières guides me. The Light of the heir of Saint Peter gives strength to my soul. I'm grateful for the superiority of my culture, and long for the day it reclaims its rightful throne once again.

Judging by how the new American Cesar loves to see his empire burn, this day might be closer than ever.

What culture? muslim immigrants are imposing sharia law in your streets as we speak, the Saracens have taken Constantinople unopposed.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Jose Mengelez posted:

video link is busted, I take it /pol/ self owned again?

I tried to link to the queer kids stuff youtube channel, which in itself is a self own without vb loving up the link

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
unironically

a bone to pick posted:

Actually, Trump is good.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Still not understanding how or why Russia is the bad guy again, can someone explain it to me?
Are they pushing for a dangerous ideology to invade American hearts and minds like marxism?
Are they massing nuclear weapons and pointing it at America in an overt display of communist power?
Are they sending cosmonauts into space in communist displays of one-upmanship?

It seems like the worst possible thing Russia is currently doing is rooting for the administration that won't start a loving nuclear war with them, but apparently that is a terrible horrible no-good thing because the guy in charge of that administration said bad words and uses too much self tanner.

Oh, and that thing about air-striking the jihadist insurgents in Syria that America was funding to try and depose Assad.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

More like Crymea, as in Cry-me-a river

BOOM

owned :smug:

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

World War Mammories posted:

the machinations of the rich and powerful make a lot more sense when you realize that they're as loving stupid and short-sighted as the rest of us

I like to believe that when you are rich and powerful you like to sometimes just gently caress with people, basically massive world changing pranks that sometimes results in a couple million pleb deaths. You can indulge yourself because you have all the time and money in the world. The idea that you should not ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity does not apply to the rich and powerful.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Guardian Wires just privated this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yC7-JsR2Fk

I guess the reaction to it didn't fit the ~narrative~

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

Fog Tripper posted:

Status of hosed?

Utterly unfucked, the ACME rocket skates did not work as advertised.

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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Trump status - not hosed, in fact, the more he fucks with the hysterical media the more I like the guy. A good start to his 2020 campaign.

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