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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/ECoastYellaHair/status/833898483107168256
same

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Mar 24, 2005

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Yinlock posted:

new thread, same posts

TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mar 24, 2005

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StashAugustine posted:

i actually think this is more or less the truth

trump has some shady dealings with russia but not quite to the extent of being a blackmailed asset of fsb, just convergent political interests with some background financial corruption. what remains to be seen is if the dossier leak will be bad bc he can use the false assertions as cover or good bc it forces people to look deeper into it

Hmm interesting, on the other hand

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Mar 24, 2005

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Mar 24, 2005

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I have been with my boyfriend for a few years now. We are both in out earlier 20s and have a very good relationship all around. We were best friends before we started dating. We are excessively honest with each other and have a good sex life. 3-5 times a week usually and we both always reach "completion". We also both masturbate regularly also. I guess you could say we both have pretty high sex drives.
I have always been interested in Trump. Even when I was pretty young that whole Dom/sub thing was a huge turn on. My boyfriend has been aware I have a "darker" side in the sexual desires. However, he's a little shy and more "vanilla" for lack of a better term. There's definitely been hair pulling, spanking, light choking etc. in the past. But I want it to go further. I told him the other day that I want to bring more of a Trump scene into the bedroom. He asked what I meant and I explained nothing too crazy. Mostly just chains and whips and for him to be in a "master" role. He surprised me when he enthusiastically said he would definitely be willing to do that. But that was basically the end of the convo.
Basically /r/sex how to two noobs to Trump start to incorporate that into our bedroom life? I usually watch that sort of porn so I know what I would like, but then again I want to be in the sub role. I don't want to have to explain what i want I want him to do what he wants, I guess. Where do we go from here?
Tl/dr? How do two Trump noobs start incorporating an intense Trump scene into the bedroom?

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/BeeBeeBeeLeaves/status/834109339090554882
Plz stop the chronic chemtrails

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Mar 24, 2005

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Apraxin posted:

that's not even the most jesus tittyfucking christ thing he posted today:
https://twitter.com/Carrasquillo/status/834882694605602816
just smashing our opponents, stamping them into the ground with our jackboots, nothing to be concerned about

These people have never been involved in government hiring. It's going to take loving ages to hire ICE agents.

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/836227634136756224
MAGA idiots across the country now demanding their steaks be cooked until it looks like a dried out hunk of charcoal is good and funny.

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Mar 24, 2005

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FizFashizzle posted:

What does that even pay for?

A couple jets that should work fine as long as it isn't raining or dark out.

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/836377379920564224
He's so stupid, holy gently caress. A 10% across the board tariff.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Junkyard Poodle posted:

For sanity reasons, I can't believe this is real. I'm going to delude myself into believing that it was a fabricated video.

It's as real as the piss tape (very)

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

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The Presidency loving ruins people that didn't start out as huge tubs of lard that subsist solely on fast food. BUT. Other presidents seemed to like, do stuff other than lounge around watching Fox News all day.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Shugojin posted:

didn't bubba have the secret service pick up mcdonald's a lot?

of course bubba was also 46 when he started so it's apples and oranges

He stayed spry by loving chubby chicks tho

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Mar 24, 2005

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MariusLecter posted:

that tarrif would have to be 14-16% at least lol trump is an iidiot

bomp bomp motherfucker

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Mar 24, 2005

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Mar 24, 2005

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Brother Friendship posted:

SESSIONS GOES AFTER LEGAL WEED A WEEK LATER THIS HAPPENS GOD IS WEED AND WEED IS ANGRY INSHALLAH

The stoners fight back, this time it's personal and also nothing good was on tv

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Mar 24, 2005

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BgRdMchne posted:

i'm the drug tsar

I'm the Drug Princess Anastasia, people will come up with elaborate stories of where I've been hiding when I was really just dead in a ditch

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Mar 24, 2005

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Cory Booker is high as gently caress

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Mar 24, 2005

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Trump is going anywhere lol

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Mar 24, 2005

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Tunicate posted:

Okay, what if sessions gets replaced by someone good?

Like what if trump is so incomptent he's just picking people totally at random??

He's not picking anyone lol

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Mar 24, 2005

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Not a Children posted:

Wonder how the_donald will rationalize this one

The same way they do everything bad, ignoring it completely.

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/837413029394399232
Hm the Federalist people seem to be upset........ at Obama.
https://twitter.com/lifebythecreek/status/837418157447000066

lmao

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Mar 24, 2005

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Schnorkles posted:

I said this earlier, but I'll say it again.

Sessions is very different from Flynn. His resignation would break trump's admin in half.

Break me off some of that Easy D.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Our President's diaper is very full

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Mar 24, 2005

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when can i watch the piss tape

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

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I love my retarded President

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Mar 24, 2005

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What if we're all Russian spies and we don't even know it

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Mar 24, 2005

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This bill is dead in the water and Trump is going to have such a funny meltdown about it

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Mar 24, 2005

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tacodaemon posted:

since a couple of people asked about how to get a .gop domain: https://www.join.gop/faqs/


sign up at https://www.join.gop/

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Mar 24, 2005

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Even the gorilla mind himself doesn't like this HC bill
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/839175490531282944

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

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It's funny and cool to watch a bill die right in front of us.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Yinlock posted:

im going to be extremely mad if reaching out to the Olds is actually what stops trump

it's going to happen and it's going to be funny

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Mar 24, 2005

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MacheteZombie posted:

an insurance card doesn't mean you have coverage

They're very nice cards though

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/lightfantastic/status/839266419510489089

Thump! posted:

Maybe it's the Mexican Coast Guard?

Wait, does Mexico have a Coast Guard?

Just a Navy.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Trumpenproletariat posted:

Today a homeless African-American gentleman called me a "colorblind angel" for the way in which I treated him when he spoke to me.

gently caress all yall who say every Trump supporter is racist. And gently caress hypocrite Liberals who espouse tolerance and acceptance and then avert their eyes or brush past people at the very bottom of society who neoliberalism doesn't consider worth helping.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

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Mar 24, 2005

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logikv9 posted:

lol you're gonna have a baby when all new children born have to be named after donald or his kids

If you name a kid Tiffany will she be shunned from society?

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Mar 24, 2005

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Mayor Dave posted:

do you think trump dislikes tiffany because he didn't have the same easy access to her that he did with ivanka

He wanted her aborted

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Mar 24, 2005

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https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/839569400864858113

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