TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Consummate Professional posted:

Escape from New York is back on Netflix

I heard you were dead.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 05:05

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:02

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Addamere posted:

i swear i read this exact post yesterday like 3 times

You did.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 19:05

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Thoguh posted:

I died so many times trying to kill that guy.

Always get a bow regardless of class, trap him inside a room with a grate, plonk plonk plonk forever.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2017 22:02

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

zegermans posted:

Did I ever tell the story of the weirdo on the goon eve forums that had 70,000 posts

There's not much of a story, that's basically it. But seriously, what the gently caress.

the mittani sends etc etc

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 19:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

magiccarpet posted:

http://gothamist.com/2017/04/13/dna_testing_genetics.php

When I married your father, I took his name, I took his DNA, everything!!!

first thing I thought of.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 21:16

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Gringostar posted:

rogue one was the best star wars movie since empire though

agreedo

heh see what I did there

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 19:06

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Oiled and Ready posted:

Fixed

gently caress that's good

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 19:08

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

yeah it looks cool and i wanna play it

it's one of the disgaia games

they're pretty great. tactical rpg.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:51

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

cumshitter posted:

im curious as to how a monster senate deals with poo poo and why you need to bribe sharkmen with nerd glasses and stuff

they're full of demons and you're trying to bribe them to pass laws in your favor

i think

god it's been so many years since i've played that game

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:53

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

So were those missiles ICBMs or not?

who the gently caress cares, we're talking about disgaea now

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 04:56

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Stellaris is great

I heard the star trek mod is really good.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 18:12

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

so alex jones is telling the world it's all an act!

Just like

# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 20:53

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Coolguye posted:

yeah what they were looking for was a near obsessive preoccupation with edison's line of thought that he summed up with "as i look around my workshop, i am ashamed at all the work being done by human hands. henceforth, all work should be done by a machine, with no sense of fatigue or sickness."

so recommending a spice cabinet that could freshly grind, chop, mix, and dispense spices as you requested from your phone would have gotten their attention, despite the fact that such a thing is going to be hilariously impractical and expensive for years. the practicality is not the point, initially - the point is having the imagination to think of weird poo poo in the first place.

this is where everyone quotes this post and simply replies 'lmao' because this is seriously how they think.

lmao this owns

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:50

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Chokes McGee posted:

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/746803108949409793

Yes I was referencing that thanks.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 16:57

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Where's the emphasis on antifa when saying it

Is it ANteefa

Or anTEEfa

Or anTIHfa

# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 17:08

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

crazy cloud posted:

Hot chocolate doesn't have caffeine in it tho

Sure it does, chocolate isn't heavy in the stuff but it's there.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 18:14

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

deathbysnusnu posted:

One of their other shockingly endearing abilities is to update theology with modern context. The words of wisdom from which hot beverage and strong drink comes from was understood at the time of its writing to mean liquor and coffee as cold strongly caffeinated beverages were yet to take hold.

Pulled over to the side of the road, crying.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 18:17

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

punchymcpunch posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

Fuckin amazing show. Loved playing the music in the pit orchestra.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 18:21

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Wait what the gently caress

# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 19:11

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Squizzle posted:

This is incredible.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2017 17:07

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/fivefifths/status/856473265480630272

Said an anonymous, top White House official.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 14:00

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

FAUXTON posted:

Ok so I wasn't missing the point of the story in the movie when I was like "the gently caress kind of heroes are these they're all a bunch of complete assholes"

I never read the comic book.

on both points

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 20:41

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Epic High Five posted:

Yeah they do

They want homeless people to die regardless of whether or not it helps them.

# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 17:57

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

I wonder if that citi analyst guy is actually going to get some negative attention cause hoo boy I'd like him to.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 14:53

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Sir Tonk posted:

Check again!

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 18:07

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

babypolis posted:

me and my gf wanna get more board games i wanna get a good 1v1 one. meanwhile my gf wants to get this poo poo: https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/70919/takenoko which apparently isnt too bad

Takenoko is kinda boring.

If you want good board game recs go to https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3687728

# ¿ May 3, 2017 15:27

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

it's a 420 page!

# ¿ May 5, 2017 20:35

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Turdfuzz posted:

holy poo poo

# ¿ May 8, 2017 00:09

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

HAIL MEGAMAGASATAN

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:33

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

I get two satanposts?????? Satanish!

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:34

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

ymgve posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLd7-bXv8NA

Oh I love this video

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:34

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

would I, could I, have sex with satan?

yes

yes I could

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:43

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

I'm so ready for some satansex

ed: BALLS IN THE MOUTH OF SATAN YESSSS

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:45

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Ah, that snipe was amazing.

# ¿ May 9, 2017 21:48

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Time for the sextury!

# ¿ May 11, 2017 04:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Time for the sextury!

Let the ed balls commence!

# ¿ May 11, 2017 04:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Coolguye posted:

anyone who would lock up michelle obama, the classiest woman to ever grace the white house, needs to get arrested for terminal bad taste

Woman or man, imo.

# ¿ May 12, 2017 20:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Yinlock posted:

cats love having boxes on their heads though

the sock and the box, the yin and yang

fox in sox on box on knox

# ¿ May 14, 2017 12:40

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 13:02

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Yinlock posted:

the lesson here is don't gamble, unless you're a korean esports wizard who can magically turn one dollar into a thousand through poker wizardry

jcarver watcher spotted

# ¿ May 15, 2017 19:23

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