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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Holden MacRoin posted:

laid back



with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

Hahahaha holy poo poo

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Umbra Dubium posted:

Jesus Christ, it's propagating backwards through time now?

Loss is the new (old?) Golden Mean. It is eternal and all-encompassing. It is all things, in all times. Prostrate yourself to Loss.

(Someone photoshop Leto II from Dune as a Loss meme for me TIA.)

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
He's a giant sandworm with a human face, so it shouldn't be too hard, compositionally speaking.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

God damnit I'm dying. They had to kill Vine to save us all. :angel:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Because it was for their titilation back then. Now those female characters have FEELINGS and PERSONALITY and don't secretly want the dicks of pasty nerds and IT'S NOT THE NERD'S FAULT, THEY SWEAR, IT'S THE WOMEN'S FAULT!!! :tinfoil:

Rick_Hunter posted:

Also not a pair of DDs on a primitive scaffolding.

On a similar note, there's been a bunch of grognards in the MTG community that have been butt hurt for years over the art directors' decision to depict women as people and not as sex objects. Here's a pretty good summary of their complaints:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AmLcBLZWY&t=53s

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Bolivar posted:

The opposite of this is done perfectly in Once Upon a Time in the West, when a well-known actor that everyone was used to see playing the good guy Henry Fonda, showed up on screen as the bad guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqTfBysL0wE

And it's not just a gimmick either. Dude is stone cold.

Randaconda posted:

Once Upon a Time in the West is one of the best loving movies I've ever seen.

Hot take: Once Upon a Time in the West is the ultimate Sergio Leone Western, if not the ultimate Western overall.

You could say it's the... Best Western. :dadjoke:

(But for real it is the best and everyone should watch it, even if you aren't up on westerns.)

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Man, every little bit I learn about ICP makes it harder to make fun of them. Dude named his daughter (Ruby) Bruce Lee, and is just being a good dad for his goofy daughter. :unsmith:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
The idea of a giant robot turning into a giant fist and punching god is funny to me, but not in the way you think that it is. Nor does that make that image funny. There's nothing inherently funny about it. Like, if you have to explain it to people who aren't waifu pillow-having shut-ins, then maybe it isn't funny as much as it is just referential to your scene. References aren't jokes.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:hmmyes:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:nws: that poo poo, man. :barf:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Blind Rasputin posted:

I don’t know where you got the idea that Yoshi is involved in their separation. The idea that him and Princess Mario could even do that.. let alone conceive? Also, comic 17 doesn’t include any mention, which should be evidence enough that you’re wrong. I recall that she’s still driving in Mario Kart 8 so I don’t think they’d write her into that if she was pregnant.

Edit: whoops sorry wrong thread

Sir, this is a McDonalds drive-thru.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Randaconda posted:

I just added the one that just makes youtube comments disappear, and have never looked back.

I used to run a Greasemonkey script (back when it wasn't horrible garbage) called Feyntube, which turned every YT comment into a random Richard Feynman quote. I miss that.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Krankenstyle posted:

the casting couch concept is gross. A porn version of a real life series of rapes, then implemented via no doubt more rapes.... or its just that the woman's reluctance is a given, a joke. Haha, she doesn't wanna do porn.

That's hosed up.

For real: amateur/homemade porn is where it's at. You get porn, but without the icky feeling of having watched someone clearly being exploited. It's not perfect, but instead of 90% of it being exploitative poo poo, it's like 10%. And there's fewer rock-hard fake tits and less fake moaning.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

bike tory posted:

Isn't like all the amateur/homemade porn stolen from camgirls though? I don't think you get to feel good about your organic, ethically sourced porn there either

I'm talking more about the production than the distribution. There's no way that much free porn gets online ethically, but at least the homemade poo poo is in the first place made on less exploitative terms. It's just much less creepy to watch. It's not about feeling good about it. It's about feeling less bad.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

ultrafilter posted:

I can't find it, but my search turned up this album of WikiHow pictures, and I'm having a lot of trouble imagining what some of them are from.

Pro click right here.



:hmmyes:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Paladinus posted:

It's an okay song. Maybe just don't listen to it, if you don't like it, lol.

Normally I would agree, but Christmas music is unavoidable (at least in the US) unless you somehow don't go to any grocery store, retail store, bank, or waiting room of any kind of over a month.

gently caress all Christmas music right in the face.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Lord Hydronium posted:

There's a lot going on there, but I think my favorite thing is the super religious guy being into Thomas Jefferson.

I'm a big fan of a Christian having a "give war a chance" bumper sticker.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

It's the lil' steering wheel that really makes this. :allears:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

lol :same:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Dewgy posted:

It's the middle of Septober already? Time to put up the tree!

Don't forget: the Ides of Febtober is when Bobson Dugnutt was born.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Can you imagine having that guy as your grandpa?

Why are you sad, grandpa? Is it something I did? :(((((((((((

:negative:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Look at this helicopter mom.

:dadjoke:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Ren and Stimpy got cancelled originally because John K is a dick that can't meet deadlines. The sex pest stuff came out way later after the show randomly floated around a few channels or direct to DVD "adult party cartoon" stuff. It was groundbreaking when it came out and is historically important sure but it inspired much better stuff made by people who can meet deadlines and not hit on 13 year olds. I think stuff went public after nothing new Ren and Stimpy was coming out, his other shows failed horribly, and nobody would touch him because he's a horrible jerk that won't adhere to a schedule. He's an animation genius that understands his art sure but pretty much everything else about him is terrible. He probably still has his blog and you can learn some good stuff from it but it's pretty obvious that he's a bitter, egotistical grouch that feels like he was cheated out of a magnificent career by people that don't understand his genius.

No, John, you're just a prick that's impossible to work with and a predator on top of it.

I used to read his blog for about a month back in the early 2000's. I was not an animator, but I wanted to read it for insights about the craft of animation. I stopped because it was obvious he had a revolving door of young, pretty women he was grooming mentoring in animation, who were attached to him in creepy ways and there only because of their beauty and his creepiness. All of the references to his proteges read like the diary of a sex cult leader. I also stopped reading because for every one nugget of insight about animation, there were ten gripes about how a specific animator was utter garbage and objectively wrong about how they went about animation. He's a cranky fuckstick that thinks that everyone whose style isn't exactly like his is somehow doing damage to the craft of animation, and he's a sexpest to boot.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Leperflesh posted:

Everyone is damaged in some way, we just learn more about it from artists, especially good artists, because to be a really good artist you have to expose yourself to some degree.

e. and yeah, the "to be an artist you have to be hosed up" is a toxic stereotype. My wife is an artist, through her I know dozens of artists, many of them are healthy and normal people with only the normal amount of damage in their past.

The normal amount is "some."

Exactly this. Thank you!

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Gripweed posted:

You know how they say that the jester was the only member of the royal court who could speak unwelcome truths to the king? That was literally never true. The most famous court jester was a guy named Roland the Farter whose entire act was a combination of acrobatics and his ability to fart on command. Another famous jester was a little person who the king would put between two loaves of bread and pretend to eat like a sandwich. All jesters just did slapstick and dick and fart jokes, the idea that they did cutting political commentary is a complete historical myth made up by Jon Stewart fans

That doesn't have anything to do with what you said but I just wanted to talk about Roland the Farter

This is a little obtuse. I have never read anything historical supporting the jester speaking truth to power, nor have I read anyone else claiming it. I don't think most people believe it's a historical fact but that doesn't keep literature like King Lear from creating and reinforcing the archetype.

tl;dr: things don't have to be historically true to be valid concepts of cultural importance.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Huh. I didn't know Mike Pence used to be a cop. You learn new things everyday.

Snowy posted:

I can barely make it through the supposed best scenes from the Room. I’d like to see the disaster artist but The Room disproves the idea of “so bad it’s good”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYBPckI2ZMU

Good: watch The Room.

Better: watch The Room with friends.

Best: watch The Room with friends and Rifftrax.

The Riff doesn't take away from the experience of watching the movie yourself. Nothing can. It makes it more tolerable, and provides moral support (and jokes).

FreudianSlippers posted:

I remember when The Room was first blowing up. A friend of mine had discovered it and was trying to show everyone the funniest bits on a computer in the school's radio/TV studio. However by some wierd chance wherever he jumped to on the timeline he landed on a sex scene.

Everyone thought he was trying to show us porn and walked away.

The sex scene is untimely, gratuitous, and incredibly weird. It is excruciatingly long, like a few straight minutes I poo poo you not. It features the worst use music I have ever heard in film. It is painful to watch, and occurs about five minutes into the movie. The dude spends most of the scene grinding his dick into her hip. It's like a space alien wrote a sex scene.

And it is not even close to the worst scene in the movie. :allears: :allears: :allears:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

gently caress this c major Earth.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:hmmyes:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Re: felon voting rights

I highly recommend everyone watch the Netflix documentary about the 13th Amendment. I mean, there's other ways to get this info, but it's recent and succinct. The thesis ends up being that vastly disporportionate incarceration of black people is the new slavery, and therefore laws keeping ex-felons from voting is systematic disenfranchisement.

I mean, this is besides the insanity of stripping away one of a person's fundamental rights permanently after they have served their time. It's transparently bullshit.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

That sign isn't silly at all. Icon Dad is holding Icon Baby like it's radioactive because Icon Baby has poo poo itself enough for poo poo to be running up its back. Icon Mom is seemingly offering to help, but quietly savoring having won the coin flip to deal with The poo poo Nightmare. Her time will come again soon enough. Today, it is Icon Dad's turn to be sacrificed to the Potty God.

All of this is normal, and is tradition.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

The smiling Goofy really makes this one.

"Crying is not an emergency, ahyuk! Gawrsh, imagine a boot stamping a human face forever, ahyuk!"

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Hihohe posted:

I honestly dont know where this goes but its pretty funny

https://twitter.com/KonathanKoestar/status/1131617808956231680

She looks like a holocaust survivor just above and just below her skyward boobs.

(manga.txt)

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
To me, the OG breadfucker will always be this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYBcFTsAdQ

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

bike tory posted:

Best racehorse name is Potoooooooo

I'm going to go with Batman: the Horse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdPL6HflH3o

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

On the one hand, that health bar has boss fight written all over it. But on the other hand, just look at that glum doggo.

Could it be...

:negative:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Roger Rabbit prequel looking... unsettling. Good soundtrack, though.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was going to make up a new word that combined "incel" with "short" or something but then I thought to myself "I bet those fuckers already have a word for that" so I checked the Wikipedia page and yep, turns out he's a heightcel.

I'm a short guy (5'4") and I'm married to a woman who is taller than me. I've also never had any more trouble than the typical guy in finding partners prior to her.

Ask me about my magnum dong.






























I'm also not an rear end in a top hat to women. :aaaaa:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

:psyboom:

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Just wanted you all to know that my kid just called a toy croissant a shrimp. Her excuse is that she's five, so I'm not sure what the OG shrimp/pastry goon's excuse is.

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Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

Dinosaur flopped so hard that when they made another dinosaur movie they titled it The Good Dinosaur

...which also flopped. The Good Dinosaur flopped so hard I literally didn't know it existed until I watched a video about it flopping on YT a few months ago.

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