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A dumb joke I came up with several years back: http://imgur.com/i210nlP
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Because of all the bullshit about 'the world is gonna end on the 23rd!': https://imgur.com/fAbQBYp
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I haven't read Ready Player One and don't have much desire to change that after reading about it here. But it really just strikes me as cynical, like the literary equivalent of one of those "Only '80s Kids Will Remember This!" things you often see on social media. I don't get the point of it other than the author patting himself on the back for all the (well-known) nerdy pop culture things he knows.
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Mar 19, 2018 17:33
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MarcusSA posted:I thought he picked it it because it was made out of aluminum making it a better choice vs all the steel cars. I know I read this in some lovely back to the future book I read when I was 9. Because it really blows?
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Mar 20, 2018 19:36
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I don't know if your grandparents subjected you to the Lawrence Welk Show like mine did, but there were some really unintentionally hilarious things to come from that show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg The goody two-shoes delivery kills me every time.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Wait that's not Dick Dale Dick Dale is it? I'm almost positive it's a different Dick Dale. Nobody on Welk was ever anywhere near cool enough for music like that. F_Shit_Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Apr 15, 2018 |
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Apr 15, 2018 16:50
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Or, you could jizz in a cup and pour it into some orange Fanta and drink it down. Can't waste any precious bodily fluid!
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Jul 14, 2018 16:36
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Bobby Digital posted:That’s called a creamsicle Or a Sonichu.
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Jul 14, 2018 18:55
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Is that a still from Return To Oz, by chance? I remember watching it once as a kid and thought I remembered something about removable heads?
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Jul 19, 2018 04:35
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Just curious: why did Pod Save America's fan base survive so many rounds? I'm not sure I follow why they seem to be so hated, and I would've thought that Chapo fans would be worse.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Libertarians don't like war because it's a thing the government does. You'd think they'd love war because it means defense and weapons contractors get rich off of misery and death.
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Aug 31, 2018 16:37
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Toad the Wet Sprocket.
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Sep 19, 2018 02:18
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Pookah posted:Today's the 35th anniversary of the death of Luke Kelly (famous irish singer and activist), and as is traditional, a statue has been put up in his honour. In fact, two statues have been put up. The second one looks like Bob Ross was encased in carbonite.
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Jan 30, 2019 20:24
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"Waiting for Godot", which I think is a play.
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Nov 16, 2019 20:26
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Imagine that, huh: me working for you.
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Feb 27, 2020 22:42
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Cocaine Bear posted:How do these people not get routinely clocked? Pale Grimace looking blob cornering people and yelling plague in their faces. loving master race. They'd probably get sued into oblivion, even if the person who laid hands on someone like that was 100% justified.
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Jul 24, 2020 15:37
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From Russia with Love License to Kill
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Dec 5, 2020 02:27
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Inglourious Chicken Basterd.
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Jan 23, 2021 22:27
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Lima posted:Bezos' endgame leaked. Put sound on. "Kirov reporting. Encountering enemy."
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Feb 1, 2021 18:31
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I've seen that gadget before; what actually is it?
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Feb 28, 2021 02:03
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FUBU
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Mar 12, 2021 21:35
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I wouldn't bother him because I'm sure he'd just be a slob on the bus trying to make his way home.
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Aug 5, 2021 02:41
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Shadownerd posted:Say “yee-haw” to lil’ Ben! Appropriate, since his wife is as dry as a desert.
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Oct 14, 2021 21:51
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me_submitting_my_resume.mov
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Oct 22, 2021 00:16
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My laptop's functionality on most days.
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Oct 30, 2021 16:43
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1. Boat full of pirahnas 2. ???????? 3. Profit!
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Oct 31, 2021 02:01
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BiggerBoat posted:I already knew that though. Eh, it could be a lot worse. You could be shitposting on Reddit.
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Dec 2, 2021 16:51
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Etherium always sounded to me like a hardmode ore from Terraria: craft a set of etherium armor so that you can take on Plantera. Knowing the sort of dorks who go for NFTs that was probably deliberate.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Depends on the kind of suit Looks like something Bond villain minions would have to wear in one of the Moore-era films.
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Jan 25, 2022 17:40
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Infinitum posted:Just the Prime Minister of Australia giving himself flash burn like the loving dickhead he is A universal constant, no matter the ideology or economic system, is that elites are incompetent buffoons.
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Feb 19, 2022 17:33
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bike tory posted:NZ's former right wing prime minister complements this nicely Pretty good metaphor for the right wing, I'd say: too dumb to hit a nail straight on the head.
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Feb 19, 2022 19:38
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Tree Bucket posted:The camera operator appears to reel or stagger when the onion bite is taken. "Am I actually seeing this poo poo?"
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Feb 19, 2022 23:39
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Rascar Capac posted:https://twitter.com/ScarredForLife2/status/1519993598787399681?t=6fF-9gTjwOkxxCZTYhPXiw&s=19 Lister's seventeen year old, "crypto fascist" accusing self would approve.
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Apr 29, 2022 15:32
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SLOSifl posted:My toddlers got into mongolian throat singing. They sit in a circle and do it all night. Every month or so we notice that there is another one. They all look the same. We originally had one child. Now there are easily 20 or 30 in there. They don't eat or sleep anymore. We take a few on vacations and more or less pick one randomly to send to school. It's really hard. I'm tired and apologize for the short sentences. Are your toddlers named Frasier and Niles?
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Apr 29, 2022 21:14
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https://youtu.be/IMejfNp7z6M
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Jun 12, 2022 22:40
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My Proctology Clinic is the game nobody wanted.
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Jul 2, 2022 21:46
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Ursula gets lonely sometimes, OK?
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Jul 10, 2022 21:20
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The last two words there are redundant.
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I doubt England needs specialists for that; Brexit is taking care of the job quite well.
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