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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

weak wrists big dick posted:

It's because New Coke was actually a "transitional flavor". New New Coke (or what they are telling you is original coke) is actually a new cheaply produced and highly addictive formula of coke. New New Coke (what they brought back after New Coke "flopped" [It was part of their plan all along {this isn't the first time they've done this}]) was a flavor so drastically different that they were able to "slip in" New New Coke under the cover of how disgusting New Coke was. The Double Soda Experiment (or the "Pepsi Taste Test" for the sheeple) is no longer replicatable because Pepsi is empirically better than original coke and New Coke, but not New New Coke

This, but with more jews.

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Isn't Finnish technically one from ten tens + one from ten?

But yeah, Danish is very technically "halfway to the fifth (=4,5 obviously) twenty".

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Trabant posted:

Thanks, and to respond with a (hopefully?) helpful post:

There really aren't any fashionable applications of velcro. Velcro shoes are for little kids, or for adults who lack the skill/dexterity to tie shoelaces due to one reason or another (none of which are good). Those TACTICAL EVERYTHING nerds are also fans and use it in their everyday carry gear or bugout bags for fear of encounters with brown people the apocalypse. So yes, velcro's been out of style roughly since childhood.

You should care only if you care whether others will judge you, fairly or not, based on your wallet of choice. Or if text macros featuring stock photography of women will judge you, I suppose.

If you do decide to change your wallet based on what a few goons think, there are many vegan-category wallets out there, either in imitation leather or in an entirely different material (metal, wood, etc). A simple metal money clip will probably work and will certainly force you to minimize the amount of unnecessary crap you carry around.

Back to your regularly scheduled faaaart

I will be sure to mention this to uncool people like rockstars and astronauts who use velcro all the time. Sticking things to other things nonpermanently is cool and good in space and on stages.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I pronounce the x like the G in gif.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Are memes punk?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I don't know if that comic is legitimate or a parody

It's serious. The whole concept of the series is to explain various kinks to the layman. It's a good idea for stuff like pegging and bondage, but I don't think the artist has any real boundaries besides non consensual or literally pedophile stuff, leading to cucks and furries being explained as perfectly okay things.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Is it child sex because the dolls are supposed to be kids? Because otherwise I don't get it. Also it's funny not because kids are having sex but because normally innocent characters are portrayed as hosed up adults, creating a dissonance between expectations and actuality.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Nice child porn.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Antarctica is big, all clans aside.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

SpacePig posted:

Here's my hot take on this meme.


You forgot VI.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

I may agree with Sanders on policy issues, but Biden's strong anti-dog stance has won me over.c

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

1stGear posted:

Looking forward to the sequel to this meme in four years with whatever hellish nightmare we're living through in March 2024 and "He's the most electable" instead.

Look at this guy believing in 2024. lol.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Something something he only lost in the end

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

bike tory posted:

Are fursuits effective as PPE? Asking for a friend.

Anyone who voluntarily goes within 2 metres of a person wearing a fursuit is not worth saving, so in a sense, yes. This goes double for sports mascots.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

What if money itself is gay, and I'm very horny?

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Are you not posting from your fridge?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

DontMockMySmock posted:

The "local planetary or artificial gravitational field" loving IS the centrifugal effect ("spin gravity" as you called it). That's the whole loving point of general relativity - those two things, acceleration and gravity, are the same.

most science in science fiction is just magic with handwaves, hth.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

What's up with Earthsea? I don't know it well enough to know its controversies.

I thought Earthsea was just cool and good feminist fantasy way before it was cool?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The old Republic in Star Wars is canonically synchronic with Simarillion.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

burial posted:

What’s the equivalent of Blue Lives Matter in this scenario? I can’t find an elegant way to put it.

"Actually, I like your highschool bully's dick better"

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Is there 11 hours of Earthsea out there?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

When learning Arabic, I didn't have any need to change my way of writing despite having to write right to left, and my sinister wife doesn't have a weird claw grip either. A lot of bad/weird left-handed technique is probably teachers not knowing what to do and compensating in bad ways. I encourage everyone to look closely at middle eastern people writing with neither weird grips nor smeared hands.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Byzantine posted:

Humanity tried, and Zeus just ripped us all in half.

And that, my friends, is why being gay is superior.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

Wait, the ph isn't an f? I clearly hear a p sound in that second clip.

Whenever a language uses a sound your brain is not familiar with, your brain tries to find the best fit, in this case [f], which is a labiodental fricative, that is, made with the lower lip and the front upper teeth. The actual ph sound, which as far as I remember is [ɸ], is a bilabial fricative, which is made with both lips but not used in English. The two are similar but not identical, and some languages care about the difference. See also: Slavic languages having way too many variations of s; shibboleth.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Melaneus posted:

Oh no, not again.


Hold on now, somehow I'm strangely interested in this derail all of a sudden.


Dammit, brain, you're not 15 those are not what those words mean

Quadrolabials were indeed a standing joke in phonetics classes.

Obviously, labia is just Latin for lips, used metaphorically for genitals.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

Oe.

Seriously. On keyboards or devices without the ability for diacriticals you replace the umlaut with ‘e’ after the vowel in German.

Thus:
Ae= ä
Oe = ö
Ue = ü

This is also roughly how you can visualize how to pronounce it in English, too.

The thing is, the sounds never really occur in English. Just like the consonant at the beginning of Arabic Ali. So your stupid English brain tries to find the best approximation from the sounds it knows, until it's exposed to a sufficient amount of German it whatever. Or you just end up with an obnoxious accent I guess. Similar things happens with foreigners learning English, especially your th-sounds. Those are commonly interpreted as just t and d respectively and pronounced as such.

My second pedantic point in this derail is that writing is auxiliary to language, meaning that language works without letters*. Any spelling conventions are just more or (commonly) less clever ways of trying to describe what comes out of mouths. So the same letter can have wildly different sounds depending on the language (x is commonly ks in English, but an s-like sound in mandarin and a velar fricative (loch) in transliterated Arabic for example). The sound exists without the letter is kind of my point, and the letter is tacked on later, with essentially no influence on the sound.

*Yes, I see the irony in typing that

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Seriously, who the hell puts bananas in the fridge?

Clearly the Jewish roommate, since they're still yellow.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Relation? I don't even know what these are!

Tapes are actually getting a revival among hipsters, so some young people might get it.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Don Gato posted:

My understanding of anatomy says that would be hard but you do tapes, my man.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Also why do people always explain Ö in such roundabout ways. It's the vowel sound in RP bird, only sometimes short but still the same sound. There, that simple.

No it's not. You're trying to explain a set of sounds in several languages with reference to a specific dialect of English. The vowel in bird is close but not exactly the same as any of those sounds. The underlying problem is that most of what ö covers in Swedish, German and Finnish does not occur in English, much like the sounds represented by th in English does not occur in those languages.

Source: I have a master's degree in linguistics, and wrote my bachelor's thesis on the Danish ø-sounds. Also I looked up RP vowels to be sure.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wow you must've gone to a really bad uni to be so wrong about this and still have graduated. The fact that Ö sounds vary in no way means that "the vowel sound in RP bird" isn't literally the best and simplest way to let Anglophones know what Ö sounds like. And "a specific dialect of English" is exactly what you want to give people whose native accents can vary vastly a reference point they will, in about 100% of cases, be familiar with - it's called RP and it's the specific dialect you can use in this manner.

If someone doesn't know what an automobile is, I can point a normal one out to them and they will know - superficially but well enough - what an automobile is without me needing to point out every kind of automobile there is.

Sorry about continuing this poo poo, but this is just not true. Take a look at these pictures:




First is RP, second is Swedish. Notice how there is an ø (and œ) in the Swedish one but not in the RP one? That's because the sound doesn't appear in RP.

Also, knowledge of RP is not as widespread as you think. It's a British thing that still has some residual influence in teaching English as a second language, but a lot of learners either forget about it and lump it into the general British English category or plain never hear about it.

Links: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_Pronunciation
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_phonology

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The Maestro posted:

You’re not sorry at all you sick gently caress.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Ferengi being a stereotype of American capitalism is very on the nose. Unfortunately, it also smells a lot like antisemitism, especially with the big ears.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

zoux posted:

In their first appearance they were fur-wearing whip-lord barbarians, don't think the design was intended to mock Jews.

They were basically reinvented for DS9 though.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The ears are a dog whistle for the nose. But yeah, there are plenty worse stereotypes out there, ferengi just feel slightly icky.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Salmon seem more bisexual really.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

There was this super aggressive swan that decided that a popular bridge sidewalk in Copenhagen was swan country a few years back. One day, a guy got tired of it's poo poo and, I believe, broke its neck. He was fined for the crime, which he admitted to, and was universally acknowledged as a cool guy.

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

rydiafan posted:

Y'all claiming things are the worst Star trek episodes, but so far none of you have mentioned people going so fast they turn into newts.

Lol at this nerd who's never driven a car fast enough to turn into a newt.

I got better

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