Basticle posted:

Sally posted:

lol i was way off

fullerene posted:

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7090690664412843269

Zipperelli. posted:

He claims christianity, doesn't he? Strange, I don't remember that part in the bible where they wrote about sentient AI bots.

organburner posted:

it's sleep

rodbeard posted:

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

loving cspam poster shark

kalel posted:

me, except frog instead of wolf

nerd plus rage posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://twitter.com/onlyannamaria/status/1577783661809831936?s=20&t=koeEQ1RzzyAbb6Chn8Q6vA

Mr. Fix It posted:

"Give me five mothmen for a quarter," you'd say...

reappropriated from facebook

`Nemesis posted:

internet celebrity posted:

Fine, I'll post it then



"MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of terrific discounts on special sandwiches as well as our classic footlongs, you’ll always remember where you were on Subtember 11,” Subway president Fred DeLuca told reporters, referring to Subway’s special promotion in which, for a limited time only, visitors of the restaurant’s tens of thousands of franchise locations will be able to “fly on in” and pick up two footlong subs of their choice for only $9.11. “From the Structural Steel Melt on Tower 7–Grain bread to the Twin Chowers cold cut combo with Ground Zero–Carb vinaigrette on a Let’s Whole Wheat Roll, we’ve got something for everybody this Subtember 11.” DeLuca added that the special promotion will be “first responders, first served.”"

Dabir posted:

Can't decide whether this joke is more or less funny thanks to the right wing literally kicking off about that

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a43158415/hersheys-boycott-her-for-she-bars/

teethgrinder posted:

Local legend.

https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/the-ikea-monkey-was-spotted-10-years-ago-this-is-where-he-is-now-1.6188211

TremorX posted:

FTA: "I always say that therapists belong in the C-suite," Shaich wrote in his book, "Know What Matters: Lessons from a Lifetime of Transformations."

Because they can afford it thanks to screwing over their labor who need it more and can't. Maybe the "C-suite" are the useless loving leeches here.

"So much of what running a business is about is figuring out 'how do I connect with people?'" Shaich told BI. "What motivates them, and how do I help them decide to affiliate with what the mission of the enterprise is?"

Jesus loving Christ. NOBODY wants to be told that their time away from family and the physical and mental pain they put up with daily are only to make *a faceless, nameless group of people richer* and not themselves, so you have to spice it up with bullshit like "wE'rE cHaNgInG tHe WoRlD!1!!"

And we're right back to corpos as cults.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2gg4_4GIEg

MarcusSA posted:

Well this is fuckin terrible

`Nemesis posted:

oldpainless posted:

https://www.theonion.com/report-nation-secretly-hoping-dads-die-first-1819575819