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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

nudejedi posted:

"assuming she wasn't lying" he says about kid who offer herself because of college stress he himself exacerbated. The leng t'che would be too kind an end for this rear end in a top hat.

They say multiple times they are a woman

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

HootTheOwl posted:

Men are bad at sex. 50% of population stunned.

Bad at sex with women. I imagine a lot of guys are good at banging other guys.

Why am I imagining that you ask? Oh you know ...

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Endman posted:

The mortifying ordeal of knowing Ghislaine could absolutely get it if it wasn’t for all that sex trafficking

Well you're certainly in the right thread.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

tokin opposition posted:

The human brain was not meant to control anything going faster than 10mph or not made of meat

Even controlling the meats has proven to be something we cannot do responsibly

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh today's the day I'm gonna fight a tweet

Reminder that the people that make poo poo like that don't believe it for a second, the ENTIRE point is to gloat that they made you red, nude, and angry online and they laugh when you :actually: them with facts because they don't give a poo poo.

Insert the Sartre quote or whatever there, probably covers it .

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The economics Understander

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
His name is Kek, he was always going to be the embodiment of 4chan

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

"Give what I know about their economic policies". So, nothing then?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

That doesn't even register as a Hot Take anymore to me, just mainstream British press operating as standard. An entire Hot Take industry devoted to keeping everything as poo poo as possible

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Shameful to realise that he hasn't blocked me , so I made sure to insult him

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I hereby suggest "Paedo Juice"

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

A Buttery Pastry posted:

so, you disagree with my post?

Just another day online, posting about 16yos having sex with 6 yos for some reason

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

War and Pieces posted:

a 4 year old can date a 9 year old but not vice versa

Yeah it's kind of intuitive that it doesn't apply below 14=14, under which noone should be dating anyone.

And ideally, goons shouldn't be Just Asking Questions about it


E: although I guess the above kinda works? It's cute if a 4yo thinks they're going out with a 9yo, the inverse probably requires a child psychologist

Failed Imagineer has issued a correction as of 13:16 on Mar 24, 2023

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Comrade Koba posted:

You can date below half your age plus seven, but only if you tip at least 20% on dates. :v:

Does the tip go to the human trafficker, or the FBI agent waiting in the van

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Regarde Aduck posted:

if you're in London but you find yourself eating beans on toast or scampi and chips that's on you

Both of those things are good tho? You don't have to have jollof for every meal

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Big if true

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
"Digging a big hole" is one of the most common ways the construction industry exchanges labor for money . These guys just seem to be struggling with the concept of recreation

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jose posted:

Just check out the DIY thread by the guy making an L shaped house

Oh, I've been checking

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

War and Pieces posted:

The supreme court is going to be composed of 4 humans 4 bots and a swing seat

Swing seat reserved for the Kwisatz Haderach, a perfect Centrist

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

tokin opposition posted:

Which one is that

Surface Detail IIRC. The helldude with the lantern head was neat.

Also all the guys in hell were part of some kind of elephant headed species? Which the reader tends to forget about until there's some offhand mention of tusks or trunks and then it becomes funny again

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Truga posted:

i mean, why do you think cod games have dod people on staff lol

Yeah, that America's Army game took a lot of the heat because it was so blatant, but really most of those FPSes seem to be fully integrated into MIC propaganda

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Comrade Koba posted:

i remember loving AA because it went all in on the simulationism to the point where if you wanted to play a medic you had to take medic training where you sat on chairs in a virtual staff tent and watched a bunch of slides

Lol, that's sicko poo poo

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

tokin opposition posted:

I'm so alpha I take testosterone blockers and wear dresses and am a woman because I don't need society to coddle me with affirmations of my alpha status

So you think you're some kind of tough guy girl huh?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

Do they have public intoxication laws in europe

It's a big and diverse continent, but generally "yes, in theory" but it's a lot harder to get busted just for being drunk than in the US

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The point about carbonation is legit, that's drinking with your noggin

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
I drink in a big bed with my wife

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

HashtagGirlboss posted:

I drink in a big bed with failed imagineer’s wife

That's why we got the big bed

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

FFT posted:

And it's 40 ounces, or 1.2 liters.

So Edward Fortyhands is about 5 pints worth of strong beer, and college bros are getting blackout drunk.

Lol. soft as pillows

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

FFT posted:

Getting blackout drunk isn't the point. Finishing 2.4 liters before you're able to take a piss without assistance is the point.

Worth noting: I've never seen a night start with Edward 40hands.

Fair enough. I reckon I could finish one and then shove it down my pants to piss into tho. No guarantees I wouldn't absolutely piss my pants but I guess that's all in the game

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

namesake posted:

Drinking is part addiction, part enjoyment, part escapism and part social bonding parsed through class barriers.

You forgot part rice dinner

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

coathat posted:

More insane is that Harry Turtledove is six foot six.

What's so insane about that? I'm six foot six

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
this is one of the most nuclear takes and self-incriminating tweets I've seen in a minute

https://twitter.com/Nimbopill/status/1650603441645842433?s=20

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

A Bakers Cousin posted:

dude was a 6 10 doctor who decided to write books

and created a TV show that got 124 Emmy nominations

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Zeroisanumber posted:

Holy gently caress Steven Spielberg's a manlet.

he just made a whole movie about it

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Honestly it's probably the next step in Mac's ridiculous journey

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Agreed, and physically impressive

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

projecthalaxy posted:

New York family income (HUD): $120,100
USA family income (UN): $70,784
Burundi family income (UN): $1,600, lowest UN family income

Its been a while since I've looked up these figs. Pretty insane.

Yeah but the rent in Burundi is insanely good

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

projecthalaxy posted:

The Burundian real estate site I was able to find has a few options, several 3-4 bedroom houses in the capital for $500 a month including yards and a detached garage, with the biggest thing being a 12 bed, 8 bath 4 story house on a closed 50 hectare estate with 6 car garage being $360,000 to buy

E: couldn't find online listings for Somalia, next is Lesotho where you can get full (sheet metal) houses for $10k own or rent an apartment for $200

drat, my 3b1.5br with a tiny yard costs like 1.5x that. Brb moving to Burundi.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Jose posted:

this isn't a hot take i just wanted to post this somewhere. its a very good long roast of australia

https://twitter.com/tramsphobic/status/1655330628991332352

No lies detected

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

a strange fowl posted:

you got to get behind the mule in the morning and plough

:hai:

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