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BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Pellisworth posted:

the only thing Trump and LBJ share is machismo, and even in that case they differ because LBJ was actually successful in physical intimidation and whipping his dick out

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BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Lmao. Of loving course.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

Jon Ossoff waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Republicans in the House. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Hillary Clinton were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Jon was a film maker for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the elections and he said to dad “I want to run for congress daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY REPUBLICANS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the special election for GA-06 he knew there were republicans.
“This is Clinton” the radio crackered. “You must fight the Republicans!”
So Jon gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO UNSEAT US” said the republicans
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberhandel and she fired the rocket missiles. Jon plasmaed at her and tried to blew her up. But then the polling stations closed and they were trapped and not able to vote.
“No! I must unseat the republicans” he shouted
The radio said “No, Jon. You are the republicans”
And then Jon was a DINO.

This is a pretty good take on a classic.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Still kinda pissed that we had to sit through months of bullshit about a single district when the Brits had a full blown national election start and end in less time.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Eventually we will all die, our species will go extinct, and the sun will devour the Earth.

Nothing matters.

Hail Satan.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Overwined posted:

See, if you were smart at all you'd let the Republicans gloat over GA-6 and maybe even playact that you were mad about it. It's meaningless and if you dwell on it as a victory or a loss, you're getting distracted from the real matterings at hand.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

skylined! posted:

three outs for trump before 2018, all with equal weight

assassination
health decline forcing resignation/death
impeachment based on mueller investigation

the rapid acceleration toward any of these three things did not just loving stop because a democrat just failed to win a house seat in a special election in suburban Erich white Georgia

Neat, so after Trump dies/leaves we get super creepy Christian guy who calls his wife "mother" and probably thinks The Handmaid's Tale has a "few good ideas" as President.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Milosh posted:

Has anyone tracked Trump's sleep schedule via his tweets?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/donald-trumps-twitter-habits-tell-us-lot-first-100-days-president/

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

TheScott2K posted:

He wants them Barack Tears real bad.

I wonder if the X-Presidents are gonna let him into their fun club when all this is over.

His lifestyle is so unhealthy that he could legitimately not make it through his term.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

KickerOfMice posted:

Is there a morning Christian prayer in the House? I'm an American citizen, and you have got to be loving kidding. please?

https://chaplain.house.gov/archive/

Edit:

quote:

06/26/2017
Reverend Patrick J. Conroy, S.J.

Gracious God, thank You for giving us another day.

We ask Your blessing of strength and perseverance that each Member might best serve their constituents and our entire Nation.

The debates and issues that dominate the legislative landscape, as always, are contentious and challenging. Many Americans are anxious to know what will come to pass.

Bless the Members of Congress with wisdom, equanimity, and good will as they struggle to find solutions that might unite rather than further divide our Nation. We know this is a lot to ask, but grant also to all Americans increased faith and hope, virtues most in need in these difficult days, that their Representatives might faithfully perform their appointed tasks.

May all that is done this day be for Your greater honor and glory. Amen.

lol.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

"May all that is done this day be for Your greater honor and glory, including the denial of healthcare for 22 million Americans so we can give more money to the rich. Amen." -GOP

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Other than having a vaguely denominational chaplain, I honestly don't see the problem here.

Didn't say it was a problem, just giving the one dude info he was looking for straight from the source.

BadOptics fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jun 28, 2017

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

I like Trump's new twitter gimmick: "How close can you get to The 14 Words before people notice".

I'm gonna guess 15, but it's 'Merica, so he'll probably have to go for the straight quote.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Dozens of posts have said he gets eight years the Supreme Court, voting districts and can not be impeached.

Oh no, not dozens! *Thread currently has almost 50k posts*

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

E:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^What are your thoughts on NASA's child slave camp on Mars?

Wow, I just read like 5 pages of fried chicken chat and not one of you motherfuckers mentioned Bojangles. :colbert:

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Lmao.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Barron's gonna spill the beans and become the next American hero.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

ThisIsWhyTrumpWon posted:

I'm sorry am I supposed to take this seriously?

I truly doubt this person has had experience dealing with actual emergency situations or solving them enough to know what is the right way to react.

I have on the other hand worked with UN Peace Keeping missions and the Peace Corps and the endless despair in this thread was never useful nor was demonization of the opposition - and people showing signs of this a lot were marked for psych work up and review once we got back from the field.

Wow, I have never seen someone use "UN Peacekeeper" as their keyboard warrior story before!

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472

e: loving DSA!

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

There are bonobos more competent and intelligent than these senators.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Vahakyla posted:

Maybe we shouldn't whine that Dems cheered McCain as Hero, or that "let's tone down giving McCain praise!"?

That's the most retarded approach. "Join us but gently caress you if you do" is pants on head retarded. Whenever a GOP member breaks rank and votes with the Democratic side, of course they should be praised, you nerds.

He should have broken ranks two days ago and not voted for the MTP on a bill he thought was utter poo poo.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


This timeline is both the best and worst. :allears:

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

Is this actually the dude?

Because I'm suspicious about how exactly that photo matches the mental image I had of him.

If someone is going on and on about biotruths and how they are better at X thing than Y group due to their genetics, they are almost 100% of the time compensating.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Have you not read the Mexico/Australia transcripts?!

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

"President Xi, you can't say that we'll handle this through diplomacy. My poll numbers!!!"

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Lightning Knight posted:

Everyone back the gently caress up and lol at the fact that post 1945 Germany has a way better track record on dealing with Nazis than the United States does.

Let's not fawn over post WW2 Germany too much; quite a bit of the West German government and Bundeswehr had been eagerly killing allied forces the decade prior to their creation. And then you have your modern day German Nazis that just use flags and imagery not specified under the hate speech laws (like the Imperial German flag as well as the old Stars and Bars). The Germans could definitely be punching more Nazis than they are currently.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Push El Burrito posted:

The problem with taking away free speech from Nazis is how do you know who to punch if they don't say anything?

This.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Gort posted:

Their methods are definitely a start though, and better than these morons masturbating about how great Nazi speech is

Certainly.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


It's good to see the Obamacare hipster photo still getting some use.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


They forgot to add "convicted felon".

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


This is my poo poo.

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

no easy way t osay this: if you got kids, sit em down today and have a tough talk about that frog. you know the one

Son, are you...well there's no easy way to say this so I will be blunt; are you on the Pepe?

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

shot and chaser in one image



lmao. ":qq:I'm not for a hateful ideology that actively murdered millions, but if you keep calling me names then I just might join them! :qq:"

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

https://twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/896561258002092033

:thunk:

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/13/us/white-nationalism-explainer-trnd/index.html

Jesus loving Christ CNN, really? "Who are white nationalist and what do they want"?

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


"Fascist Anti-fascist riots." :thunk:

Edit: Reminds me of this jewel-

BadOptics fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Aug 13, 2017

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/896843884894068736

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

pkay posted:

I agree with those tweets totally. But punching nazis who have not first punched you is not self-defense. Like I said, If they are on my lawn with their tiki torches then yes. I personally, don't give a poo poo about their circus. As long as that statue is removed all is well. I saw no where in those tweets where they were talking about shutting down their 'rally'. I did see mentions of self-defense however.

*Looks at the years 1933-1945*

"Hmmm...maybe we should just wait until the fascist attack us first. It's also a shame about what happened the Jews, socialists, communists, homosexuals, gypsies, and the handicapped in the camps, but the gestapo never personally harmed me!"

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

pkay posted:

Which basically sums up my feelings. Notice what she said, she did not speak of punching nazis she spoke of defending your neighborhood from terrorist. Which is what I endorsed. Crazy thing is I can relate with that clip way more than you probably know.

Hmmm...yes. Fascism is always a locally contained ideology/issue and has never had an impact on a national or global level. No sir!

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BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Google Butt posted:

When is it okay to be violent against real, without a doubt Nazis?

When they put you into the camps and not a second before. Or invade your country. You don't want to accidentally lose the moral high ground by punching too early.

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