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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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Local government elections were held across Great Britain, with Conservatives making significant gains of 500 seats and seizing control of 11 councils. UKIP lost all 145 seats they were defending. Labour lost 300+ seats and Liberal Democrats lost 41. Labour is beaten into third place by the Conservatives in Scotland, although the SNP is the largest party by a wide margin. The Conservatives won four out of six city mayoral races, including Tees Valley, where the Conservative candidate promised public ownership of the local airport, and the West Midlands. The comma there is important. Theresa May, holding together a hair thin majority in Parliament, called a snap general election about a month beforehand. It went through easily under the terms of the FTPA, with multipartisan support. It was expected to be a All this sets the stage for: Who Is Running? The Labour Party Once a sensible centre-left party, has now allegedly become a revolutionary Marxist-Leninist party on account of having a moderate democratic-socialist leader and a chancellor who read some economists. Wants to save the NHS, setup an NES for Their home secretary did want a billion extra police at a sixpence a month rather than ensuring that existing ones don't have to use foodbanks and scrapping ineffective laws, but now they're more about making prison a last resort. Allegedly will take us back to the 70s and bring back disco. Can you resist the seductive power of Jeremy Corbyn? Manifesto The Co-operative Party Centre-left political party supporting co-operative values. All Co-operative Party MPs are Labour Party MPs, but not all Labour Party MPs are Co-operative Party MPs, although they did nearly split after Brexit. Gordon Brown and Ed "Ed Balls" Balls were notable members. His wife Yvette Cooper is not, due to her insistence on the electric chair for people who steal Truly Irresistible sausages. Manifesto The Theresa May Team (officially the Conservative and Unionist Party) Wants a red white and blue Brexit, with less reds and more whites. Prefers no deal to a bad deal on Brexit, even though no deal is the worst deal. Pledges to reduce net migration to the tens of thousands by deporting benefits claimants to the colonies. Current manifesto is the words 'Strong and Stable' repeated over and over and something about feeding people with dementia into a shredder. Wants a free vote on loving about on horseback bothering livestock. Will replace the internet with dead foxes and Saudi arms receipts. Manifesto Liberal Democrats Prefers a soft Brexit with a second referendum, bans on the chemicals that turn frogs gay, and probably a second coalition with the Tories or whoever will have them. Actual good policies include cannabis legalization and a support for encryption. Manifesto Green Party Environmentalist anti-Brexit party. Will scrap the new nuclear plants and replace them with energy from healing crystals. Manifesto United Kingdom Independence Party Led by a walking Twitter egg turned angry testicle. Vote has collapsed since Brexit. Currently proposing a 'one in one out' immigration system and bans on vitamin D destroying burqas. Expect burbling about 'religiously motivated rape'. Will hopefully propose some amusing last minute lolbertarian policies on top of the usual shite. Manifesto Scots Naitional Pairtie Actually, they're civic nationalists. Angling for a second IndyRef after the Brexit deal. Pro-EU. Manifesto Scots Socialist Pairtie Still more electable than Scottish Labour. Manifesto Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party Strongly Unionist. Tory. A lot more pro-European than the Theresa May Party, but will probably be railroaded into Brexit means Brexit. Thinks Corbyn mocks Oor Boys because he's friends with Irishmen. Manifesto Plaid Cymru Cenedlaetholwyr Cymreig. Chwith adain mewn ardaloedd dinesig, adain dde mewn ardaloedd gwledig. Dal yn well na'r Torοaid. Maniffesto Sinn Fιin Led by Sinn Fιin Dad (and Michelle O'Neill in the North). They're left wing and their MPs somehow manage to do more useful work than those of some English constituencies despite refusing to turn up. Supports Irish reunification and republicanism. Manifesto SDLP Sounds like a graphics standard for laptops, logo looks like a detergent company. Allied somewhat with The Labour Party, they're a social-democratic party that support reunification but not so much that they won't travel to London. Manifesto Democratic Unionist Party Right wing Protestant party. Anti-gay, anti-abortion, anti-Pope. Position on aborting gay popes unknown. Believes in the prosperity gospel and horse solaria. Manifesto Ulster Unionist Party Diet unionists. Less of the insane religious angle, still economically right wing. Manifesto Alliance Party of Northern Ireland Liberal centrists. Nonsectarian. May be linked with the Liberal Democrats, if they feel like it. Manifesto Traditional Unionist Voice Jim Allister's voice. Nobody wants to hear it. Manifesto People Before Profit Alliance Anti-austerity party active across all Ireland. Socialist, Trotskyist and Eurosceptic. Manifesto So Who Do I Vote For? Vote For Policies 2017 Edition Last Time Around In Other News Manchester is hit by a bomb attack, killing 23 people. A UKIP ex-MEP calls for the death penalty for suicide bombers. Theresa May starts Operation Peterloo, allowing 5,000 soldiers to replace armed police in parts of the country. Buckingham Palace announces that the Duke of Edinburgh is to step down from carrying out royal engagements in the autumn. Boris Johnson is to take over duties of making racist remarks to foreigners. The NHS is suffers a major ransomware attack, demanding ransom money for the return of NHS functionality. Whereabouts of Jeremy 'Neo' Hunt unknown. Human rights and anti-torture campaigner Muhammad Rabbani is charged under the Terrorism Act for refusing to hand over passwords to his laptop containing torture victims' confidential details to Moors murderer Tony Blair says the left wing press are being unfair to Donald Trump. Unrelated, Ian Brady dies in hospital. Buy-to-let bigot Fergus Wilson updated his terms, now banning zero-hours workers, single parents, and domestic violence victims from renting his properties, in addition to low-paid workers, benefit claimants, and 'the coloureds'. Theresa May releases a terrifying vision for a Tory-regulated internet full of blocked content, forced Prevent ads, and a levy on internet companies "to pay for advertising schemes to tell people about the dangers of the internet." Groby Pool scores top dog for outdoor activities. Days until the general election: 7 Days until Super Hard Double Red White and Blue Brexit Means Brexit: UKMT Book Battlebus Liberalism, a Counter History Domenico Losurdo Libertarian Communism Isaac Puente Amestoy At The Cafι Malatesta The Method of Freedom Malatesta In Praise of Idleness Russell Political Ideals Russell Declaration Hardt and Negri God and the State Bakunin The Conquest of Bread Kropotkin Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism V I Lenin Anarchism and Other Essays Emma Goldman Social Reform or Revolution Rosa Luxemburg Violence Slavoj Zizek Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber Ecology of Freedom Murray Bookchin Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left Murray Bookchin Let's Read Das Kapital Karl Marx and Goons Election of the Member of Parliament for the UKMT constituency Independent Working Class Association 2015 General Election Thread UKMT May 2017 UKMT April 2017 UKMT March 2017 UKMT February 2017 UKMT January 2017 Scotland Against Crooked Lawyers Scotpol Thread Liverpool Protestant Party EDL/Fash Thread 4 Freedoms Party Europol Thread Young People's Party UK Paedogeddon/Press Corruption Thread Guildford Greenbelt Group Trainchat Thread Idle Toad Political Cartoons Thread Pirate Party UK #ukgoons on synIRC (thanks crispix). Natural Law Party quote:1. It's not a person's fault if they are poor; R. Guyovich posted:PISSFLAPS AND YOU Namtab posted:PISSFLAPS AND YAOI Update Holy poo poo. A whole lot of stuff has happened since the Election, but basically Corbyn the absolute lad massively outperformed expectations, May massively underperformed, and there's now a hung parliament. Labour gained Kensington and Chelsea. Largest shift since Attlee. Theresa May has announced she will attempt to form a government, many people are assuming this will come with DUP backing, which she didn't ask them about, and SF are saying this violates the Good Friday Agreement. Nick Clegg lost his seat, as did some cabinet MPs, and SNP heavyweights Alex Salmond and Angus Robertson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSS1FIkGOX8 The BBC made a video of May's last stand: https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/873293448954171395 And the renewed media focus on the DUP and Norn Iron has left many people asking: Mister Adequate posted:Alright lads and lasses, seeing as there's a lot of questions about Are Wee Country given the DUP issue, I'm going to put together a small effortpost that can hopefully clear some things up. Bear in mind that I've not actually lived in the province for some time now, and though it's an area of interest, it's not an area I could be called a specialist. You can probably assume that anyone correcting me is more accurate than I am. Also, full disclosure, family of mine was killed in the Shankill Road Bombing of 1993, and I in principle support unification, so various biases may show. Anyway, caveats out of the way, here goes: Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jun 10, 2017 |
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Angepain posted:there are nonsectarian parties in Northern Ireland? I thought that was against the law or something
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 00:15 |
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I'm voting for kaoskoalisjonen.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 00:29 |
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spectralent posted:Today I met a man who hadn't heard of the Labour Party and didn't know the groups of politicians were called "parties". This man had registered to vote.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 01:46 |
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Liu posted:oh by all means take your loving time. It's not like Russia rubbing their dicks all over us is a concern or anything.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 16:19 |
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Tesseraction posted:I like to imagine they did but it was all harmless poo poo about jam and allotments so they tore their hair out in frustration Oberleutnant posted:Capitalism.txt, 1905 edition:
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 16:59 |
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At least she didn't send Philip Davies.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 17:21 |
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Random Integer posted:At this point Im starting to wonder if Theresa May actually exists and isn't just the result of some kind of Fight Club-esque national psychotic break.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 17:24 |
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:You know I wouldn't be surprised if that was due to medication. Not taking SSRIs for a few days makes your body do poo poo like that when you get excited and want to coordinate your body at the same time. e: It's in Hansard somewhere.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 18:00 |
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Dead Cosmonaut posted:Its like the ending of the movie Brazil
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 18:10 |
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ShredsYouSay posted:He's Ukips education spokesman. Words fail me. It's almost as if it's something we should be concerned about.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 18:27 |
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Paul.Power posted:XKCD illustrated the issue pretty effectively here - relative to previous changes (since 20,000BC, at least), right now the earth's average temperature is changing really fast. There were some cases where it increased agricultural output or opened new territories, but often it didn't work out so well:
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 18:59 |
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Too busy spying on mosques and environmentalist groups probably.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 19:12 |
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baka kaba posted:Cheers guy! I'll have to run the options by Team Awful so if anyone else wants a go feel free the icon is called pigfuckin.gif if you need inspiration
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 19:52 |
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:Hello person who has never had a hangover
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 21:46 |
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The military dictatorship thing does have some appeal, in that last time around it led shortly after to a bourgeois revolution and the penning of an actual written bill of rights. Maybe this time around it'll be constitutional socialism under Supreme Comrade Skinner. Plus we might get to be clubmen. Although most of those got killed.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:44 |
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The boat on board the ship was named Boaty McBoatface. e: ^^ By all accounts it was glorious.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:50 |
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NotJustANumber99 posted:It wasn't a boat was it? Just a boring science torpedo. OwlFancier posted:How the gently caress is a science torpedo boring?
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 22:53 |
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I think if we wanted a military dictatorship, we'd probably need a fully staffed and funded military Somehow lots of them got something like that during it though.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2017 23:12 |
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I believe hel-kamp was a common term by Boers. Or at least their wives and children.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 01:53 |
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I didn't say pro-remain.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 09:30 |
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Oberleutnant posted:https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/kill-them-the-volunteer-army-plotting-to-wipe-out-britains-grey-squirrels quote:For the last eight years, Prince Charles, as patron of the Red Squirrel Survival Trust, has promoted campaigns to exterminate the greys. Cerv posted:Lord_Adonis brought up the military coup in the first place and it was explicitly pro-Remain. sorry i didn't realise your version was supposed to be even loopier. It's about as likely as a pro-remain coup in the first place.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 10:26 |
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Gort posted:One thing that really bugs me is humanity's fetishisation of animals that are really crap at living in the world we've made, and our all-out hatred of the ones that are really good at it. People hate raccoons, rats and grey squirrels, but they idolise pandas and red squirrels. The canonical example is Katie Hopkins' favorite the cockroach which doesn't do anything of harm to humans except not respect our arbitrary property lines, and is only usually diseased when it catches them from our filthy hovels. Cerv posted:military coup in the UK and the possibility of socialism in one country are both very unlikely, but if I were a betting man I'd say the former wins
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 10:38 |
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Oberleutnant posted:I don't have any particular opinion on culling animals for environmental reasons. What I very much do have opinions on is the people interviewed in that article, who are a bunch of dorks who hunt squirrels weith thermal imaging equipped air rifles and then make waistcoats out of the pelts, and sit around in conference rooms pretending to be elite anti squirrel special forces planning a genocidal campaign against dirty foreigns.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 10:46 |
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El Perkele posted:Please, for the love of god, do not conflate invasive species removal with racism and xenophoby, even in jest. big scary monsters posted:That's the approved humane method for killing fish too. The big stick you use is called a priest. I'm surprised that the captive bolt device that bangs pigs in the head didn't get a renaming a couple years back.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 11:16 |
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darkwasthenight posted:Pandas are fluffy and cute and iconic, and as such are walking weapons in the Chinese cultural arsenal. People were going crazy for the two at Edinburgh Zoo last week and I didn't get it at all. It's a money spinner.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 11:38 |
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Praseodymi posted:All species are vital to the ecosystem you numpty.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 12:31 |
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Pissflaps posted:A 'Corbyn win' would be him going to the queen asking to form a government.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 13:09 |
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Gorn Myson posted:Hes just recently been outed as a Truther and someone found an old video of his where he talked about how Adolf Hitler secretly escaped to Argentina. When confronted with this, he admits that he still believes them but says that hes definitely not a conspiracy theorist.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 15:19 |
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Tesseraction posted:Did you know that feminists want to kill all white men?
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 17:05 |
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MikeCrotch posted:He wants to say Cultural Marxism but the keksters are avoiding that term after people pointed out it was invented by the real life nazis He was saying the exact same thing as a lot of the alt-right and the Express and everyone's great uncle after a few pints that all new things are degenerate garbage trash, which makes it extra that him and his school have been lumped in with the Nazi inspired Cultural Bolshevism of supporting 'degenerate art' or whatever. forkboy84 posted:That time Propagandhi wrote a song mocking Fat Mike's weak piss liberalism was fun. And also took shots at Lars Frederiksen being really silly. And then him supporting going out and voting for the Democrats instead of smashing the state, which prompted a rebuke.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 17:42 |
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Miftan posted:A lot of anarchists I talk to are of the opinion that you should still vote for the lesser evil. Also two terms of Bush and two terms of Obama is probably better than one term of Bush and one(?) of Kerry, although this is the timeline that got us Trump so
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 17:50 |
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Oberleutnant posted:Remember a couple of years ago when Google Glass with the built-in cameras were a big deal for a minute? There was at least one story that was doing the rounds of a woman working as a waitress who felt really uncomfortable when some fedora wearing creep was recording her while she was working. I'm not sure that's altogether a bad thing, because that allows for sousveillance too. BLM didn't come into existence because police started shooting an abnormally high number of black kids that year, it came into existence in part because they were doing the same poo poo as always but this time around everyone in the community had small portable recording devices. I've also heard that one of the biggest forms of antisocial behavior on council estates prevented by CCTV rollout was coppers knocking kids about for a laugh. Other forms of anti-surveillance are becoming practical at the individual/community level. Encryption was once the domain of governments, then of turbonerds, now it's easy enough that anyone can make use of it and governments are starting to piss their pants a little over it.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 19:02 |
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learnincurve posted:Don't forget our old friends sterilisation and castration. I'm not about to start endorsing the far right going around sterilizing 'race mixers' or whatever, but the current attitude of being completely squeamish about people requesting sterilization because 'it can't be undone' is completely idiotic. You can't undo having a child either (at least not without doing something seriously terrible).
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 20:32 |
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The main point of a deterrent is that sometimes violence and the threat of violence, while unpleasant and detrimental to society, is necessary to prevent even worse things from happening. For example, if the BBC had ignored what Clarkson did and just let him go around with the constant threat of him being free to punch people, it's highly likely that Morgan would have gone into hiding.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 23:16 |
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No, I believe that Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face once and if he was more worried about that happening more often then maybe he'd stop saying stupid poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2017 23:20 |
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ChainsawCharlie posted:What is the difference between having a gun that will also kill you and not having it to protect you?
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 11:56 |
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Bobstar posted:Distract from nukechat using... plugchat!
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 13:01 |
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Namtab posted:Why would the guy admit that? The main difference is a commitment to human rights and diversity and that all the dogs in the street don't start barking when I open it.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2017 16:11 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Why do they provide pencils rather than pens at the polling station, anyway? I'm sure someone once explained it to me and it was a very good reason but buggered if I can remember it. Still didn't stop Team Leave making #penisbest a thing.
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