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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM TWITTER INTO THE URL BAR. ITS @realDonaldTrump AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE TWEETS ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, TRUMP. I DO EVERY TWEET AND I DO EVERY TWEET HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME #BLM BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP RETWEETS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY SUBREDDIT AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE THERES NO SUCH THING AS THE TOLERANT LFET. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE TWEETS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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Jun 18, 2017 13:41
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:How do people get their cats to eat fish? My cat won't touch anything with fish in it. usually just put it in front of him and he takes care of the rest you might need to take yours in for repairs
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Jun 19, 2017 02:26
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Thatim posted:Like contract syphilis vs become an avatar of a syphilitic brain hrm
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Jul 21, 2017 01:58
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the only consumer i want to see mentioned is the tumor consuming mccain
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Jul 25, 2017 23:22
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i was a TA at a tech-focused school for a couple semesters and it was easy to tell who was plagiarizing because the writing would transition from middle school level to actually competent and back, it made my job very easy please don't teach these engineers english what they actually need to know is german so they can read das kapital in the original language
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Jul 27, 2017 17:41
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Bert Roberge posted:At least teach the loving basics so we don't get another Rick Perry supply and demand gaffe. the true crisis of education: a generation of students who aren't taught meats
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Jul 27, 2017 17:48
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Epic High Five posted:It must feel terrible to leave this thread for 1-2 hours only and come back like Rumpelstiltskin waking up just the commute home from work is enough time for me to have no clue what the gently caress is happening, all of a sudden there's cock sucking everywhere
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Jul 27, 2017 23:20
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i assume we're dying in alphabetical order so i'll just wait patiently
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Jul 28, 2017 05:02
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has gofundme had an ipo or whatever like i want to get in on the ground floor of our new official healthcare system so i too can profit off death
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Jul 28, 2017 05:13
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turns out mccain actually planned to vote no, but the tumor gets him right before the vote
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Jul 28, 2017 05:18
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Pence is utilizing his best negotiation techniques, but McCain just isn't that into sugar cubes.
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Jul 28, 2017 05:48
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i never thought scott adams was funny until i read god's debris comedic genius in there
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Jul 29, 2017 04:48
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i'm the forceps that wouldn't work as drawn
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Jul 29, 2017 04:51
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FabioClone posted:If elected, I vow to bring swift death to each and every one of you. Not a trace of your existence will remain. ugh more empty campaign promises you know won't be fulfilled, quit getting our hopes up
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Jul 29, 2017 14:08
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http://www.ernestcline.com/spokenword/npa.htm
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Jul 29, 2017 14:19
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like i heard about the porn poem and thought it was a shameful thing dug up on an ancient site someone had to do detective work to verify the username was him but no it's just posted on his own website
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Jul 29, 2017 14:20
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i don't want to be conservative OR liberal maybe... there's a third way... *peers at top of chart*
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Jul 31, 2017 17:34
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Sir Tonk posted:the guy from the apprentice? no he was just a governor
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Aug 5, 2017 04:00
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fuckin' neoliberals check out THIS small business *points to crotch*
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Aug 5, 2017 04:45
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god drat must my past life have been a dick, how much more karma could i possibly need to expend to get out of this naraka
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Aug 5, 2017 19:25
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Jose posted:i sliced my finger open washing my food processor and it won't stop bleeding lol how will you consume your healthcare now that you can't prepare it??
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Aug 5, 2017 20:27
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"This time, I'll just campaign in the midwest!" - Hillary *loses by larger margins than 2016 due to voters getting more direct contact*
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Aug 5, 2017 20:29
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gun shopping is frustrating all these rifles have so many numbers
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Aug 12, 2017 20:51
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Sir Tonk posted:http://gunshows-usa.com/texas_gun_&_knife_shows.shtml i'm looking into buying a gun but i think that site just gave me the schizophrenia i need to buy multiple
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Aug 12, 2017 20:59
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god drat can our simplistic ape brains not handle the internet
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Aug 13, 2017 04:31
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BUSH 2112 posted:what movie is this from? junior
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Aug 13, 2017 16:33
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NEED MORE MILK posted:loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool i love that they have no idea why leftist protestors wear masks
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Aug 14, 2017 00:07
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who doesn't have a drinking problem now
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Aug 14, 2017 00:12
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mormonpartyboat posted:i probably do about 2 drinks a week, if that i have good news about this weekend
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Aug 14, 2017 00:14
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Chokes McGee posted:this is cool and good but if they manage to replace the word "vigil" with "mob" by the end of the night it'll be even better "in front" to "inside" would also be acceptable
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Aug 14, 2017 01:32
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no ring
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Aug 14, 2017 01:48
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:my money’s on mental break the first night alt-right: that one kid who couldn't make it the whole sleepover without crying homesick and having their parents pick them up
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Aug 14, 2017 02:09
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pathetic little tramp posted:k here's a gif
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Aug 14, 2017 04:05
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pathetic little tramp posted:k here's a gif please make this the background of cspam
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Aug 14, 2017 04:08
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Tokclik posted:Actually Stone Mountain is pretty awesome and I hike to the top every weekend. The people who use it regularly are 80% non white. do not worry, dynamiting the carving has nothing to do with the nice hike and good views
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Aug 15, 2017 01:16
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radical meme posted:I say we just add Trump's head into the carving. Or maybe put Trump's head on all three riders, or even all three riders and their horses. cut the riders off and place them below the horses being trampled
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Aug 15, 2017 01:21
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tinstaach posted:Is there any other country in the world that has monuments to 
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Aug 15, 2017 02:26
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thank goodness this statue of a confederate soldier was made of pure damascus steel
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Aug 16, 2017 03:16
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Agrajag posted:huh, not nippon steel? then its fuckin garbage this statue of a white supremacist was folded over a thousand times in a trash compactor to create the finest metal in the land
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