Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/YALiberty/status/876907659454185477

MaxxBot posted:

America does not deserve, but desperately needs, Jeb!

Bert Roberge posted:

MODS CURE JOKES posted:

anime is retarded and so is my president

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zegermans posted:

huh I never realized Lloyd Bridges was Jeff Bridges' dad

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Michigan Right to Life is gonna be so mad.

a.lo posted:

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zen death robot posted:

good

Jazerus posted:

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Samurai Sanders posted:

I've seen this a million times but only this time did I notice that the Colt 45 is flowing into his boxers, not on the outside of them.

rear end cobra posted:

Lmao

He still retard in head

Baloogan posted:

if trump is actually irl retarded how did he win the election?

etalian posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXGhsAynGI

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

gently caress. I messed up real bad. I accidentally did the wrong Meatloaf song.

Presidency by the Russian Right

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by Trump Tower
And there was not another Trump in sight
And I never had a spy
Looking any better than you did
And all the GOP in DC
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our countries are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife
Doing blow on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right

Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west
Cause your approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast
Ain't no doubt about it
Putin, got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west.

Cause my approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast

Putin, don’tcha have my debt
You got me swimming in bankruptcy
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and make a deal
Well I gotta let you know
No, you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I want to make your country rule.
And now our countires are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're doing blow on the edge of a knife
Doing blow on the edge of a knife

C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
I can see the Presidency by the Russian Right

Though it's cold and lonely in the west wing at night
Presidency by the Russian Right

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Russia do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We hope to control the west
Cause my approval was barely seventeen
And we stood abreast

We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here,
Sheets down, nobody horny, no scoring tonight, bottoms off
There's the inhale, and there it is,
A piss stream straight down, look at Donny smile.
This boy can really smile!
They’re still peeing and really turning him on now,
He's not letting up at all,
He's gonna try for a second, he’s bobbled his ball,
And here comes the piss, and what a piss!
He's gonna slide into it head first,
Here he comes, he's finished!
No, wait, false alarm, false alarm,
This kid can’t really make things happen.
Next prostitute steps up to the bed, here's the piss-he’s going,
He really got a jump on it, he’s almost there,
She’s finishing up, he’s rolling around in it, this can’t be safe.
Holy cow, this is disgusting! He's taking a pretty big risk out there,
Almost daring god to try and kill him.
God glances over, thinks about it… Nothing matters!
Trump is fine, the suicide wank is on
Here he comes, squeezing a ball, it's gonna be close,
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before I give you any intel
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife?
Lift those sanctions!?
Will you lift those sanctions??
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?

Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

I gotta know right now!
Lift those sanctions?
Will you lift those sanctions?
Do you need money?
Will you appoint my flunky?
Will you make me an ally for the rest of your life?
Will you give me your country if I give you your next wife?


I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Lift those sanctions?
And will you lift those sanctions forever?

What’s it going to be Trump?
What’s it going to be Trump? I’ve been waiting all campaign.

Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Putin, Putin Let me tweet ‘bout it.
Let me tweet ‘bout it.
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me tweet ‘bout it.

Will you lift those sanctions?

Let me tweet ‘bout it.

Will you lift those sanctions?

I couldn't make it any longer
Lord I was dazed
And when election night came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my debt and I knew I would cave
That I would give you my country to the end of time.
That I would give you my country to the end of time.
I swore that I would give you my country to the end of time.
So now my country’s praying for the end of time.
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if they gotta spend another minute with me.
I don't think that they’ll survive.

I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
‘Cause everyone knows I’m incapable now.
They’re praying for the end of time
It's all that they can do
Praying for the end of time, cause I gave their country to you.

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I’m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I’m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I’m here today

It was long ago that I said bad hombres
That should have sunk me, but I’m here today

Venom Snake posted:

Tons! Next year I'm cosplaying as mercy while my friend cosplays pharah so we can pharamercy

Nonsense posted: