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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

you have to do most of the work for this pun but he's trying to say you won't gain much weight if your dinner is these. of course that's assuming diet changes occur in a vacuum and you'd sooner need one for that belly fat

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Sep 17, 2016




Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Time to bomb Saddam
Blow him to kingdom come

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016


Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

IIRC the donations were always made recurring no matter if you checked the box so you had to click through some dark patterns to unsub from that, a neat way to get a steady trickle of boomer money. The poo poo I suddenly remembered here is the language used tho, getting Evil Bernie vibes from the appropriated populism

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

ikanreed posted:

How 2016. Now we should Pokemon sword to the polls

Pokémon Shield the status quo

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Excuse me! I'll have you know that Meghan McCain, co-host of The View, is MY daughter!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016


cuomois44.org

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Osama Bin Laden's burial at sea.

quote:

The spying game wasn't all it was cracked up to be for Craig Monteilh, a convicted criminal recruited by the FBI to investigate the march of radical Islam into Southern California. His endless talk of violent "jihad" so alarmed worshippers at the local mosque, that they took out a restraining order against him.

Monteilh spent 15 months pretending to be Farouk al-Aziz, a French Syrian in search of his religious roots. He prayed five times a day at the Islamic Centre in Irvine, Orange County, wearing white robes with a camera hidden in one of its buttons, and carried a set of car keys that contained a secret listening device.

The enthusiastic attempt to catch local Muslims discussing terror campaigns backfired, however, when community leaders went to the police with fears that the suddenly devout young man, who got up to pray at 4am, had become a radical in their midst.

The terror case Monteilh had been helping build against Ahmadullah Niazi, the brother-in-law of Osama bin Laden's bodyguard, collapsed in September, when the bungling informant revealed that his FBI handlers had instructed him to entrap his potential target and told him that "Islam is a threat to our national security".


https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fbi-plant-banned-by-mosque-ndash-because-he-was-too-extreme-2153057.html

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Just remembered when George Pell's prison sentence got overturned because the high court decided the jury was too sure he was guilty, but that was actually this week :smith: it all loving blurs together

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJe86RQq8lQ&t=15s

remember when Jim Kramer talked about being a Spartacist

and also says he has 'what is to be done' memorized. god lmao
lolin at the anchor interrupting to remind viewers that communism is not to be attempted

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

ah yes, single jeopardy

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

taqueso posted:

I have a hard time imagining her doing that except as a joke
I think that was the time when Beck experimented with making himself more palatable to centrist audiences before falling right back into death cult grift

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/08/in-shocking-reversal-glenn-beck-tells-new-yorker-obama-made-me-a-better-man

quote:

Beck told the New Yorker he doesn’t speak like that any longer, that he’s become a different man. In particular, he said he regrets calling the president a racist.

“I did a lot of freaking out about Barack Obama,” he told the magazine.

Added Beck, “So much of what I used to believe was either always a sham or has been made into a sham. There’s nothing deep.”

Beck went on, in the interview, to state that he now supports the Black Lives Matter movement.

...which made me suddenly remember

quote:

After Fox, Megyn Kelly Aims To Be a Force for Good

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

cool dance moves posted:

Just remembered that the Charlottesville Nazi got beat up in prison. The inmate who did it got extra charges tacked on, his family put up a gofundme to cover the legal costs, and ended up raising a whole shitload of money because the dude beat up the Charlottesville Nazi

Now the Nazi needs an escort wherever he goes because the other inmates were treating him like a money piñata

:unsmith:

I needed this.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

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Sep 17, 2016

ikanreed posted:

Only because that's the height the remaining residents could reach

:eyepop:

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Stunning Honky posted:

hillary clinton's bottle of hot sauce

it was surreal watching people just not believe it. standard rich person bullshit like mitt romney's birthday cakes and you had takes like "she's lying to be more relatable", loving what?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

GalacticAcid posted:

smokin these meats

sweet baby ray's

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

it's 2020 and trolling now means saying what you think with full emotional conviction

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

donald trump going on about voter fraud because his golfing buddy tried to vote illegally and couldn't

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

she handcuffed herself to one wing of the door, allowing people to still pass freely. the police told her to call them if she gets tired and needs cutting free

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

how is it that the only thing people know edibles from is "this edible ain't poo poo" anecdotes and yet they fall for it over and over

y'all wanted the death trip. admit it

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

what is she even trying to communicate with this, idgi
You know how you can mention {BrandName} in any random context and have their social media ninja butt into the conversation to say how glad they are that you're enjoying their products and poo poo? That's engagement, and this is the human version. Every time a public figure posts a thing, legions of centrist bloggers need to acknowledge it. It's how they stay relevant and employable.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

IAMKOREA posted:

Brettbug Stevens furiously Google searching "nazis Jews bedbugs" and posting evidence that nazis called Jews bedbugs, which upon further inspection was a primary source about nazis trying to eradicate literal bedbugs.

any time a media person posts a Google Books search result with the query still highlighted

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

As president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for rescue dog owners who successfully reverse their co-signer's stance on housing pets, with a statement in writing subject to evaluation, and leave their partner after a confirmed lack of response to messages for at least 72 hours

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Glenn Beck and his lovely 9/12 cult
Beck testing the waters if being an anti-Trump Democrat would be a better grift

quote:

Beck told the New Yorker he doesn’t speak like that any longer, that he’s become a different man. In particular, he said he regrets calling the president a racist.

“I did a lot of freaking out about Barack Obama,” he told the magazine.

Added Beck, “So much of what I used to believe was either always a sham or has been made into a sham. There’s nothing deep.”

Beck went on, in the interview, to state that he now supports the Black Lives Matter movement.
and falling right back in line within a month

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Low Desert Punk posted:

remember when it came out that Poland was enabling a CIA black site where they tortured some folks and definitely killed some people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olsztyn-Mazury_Airport#Involvement_in_CIA_operations

quote:

Flight records show that an airplane leased by the CIA flying from Kabul to Guantanamo Bay made a stop in Szymany. Officials from the airport have confirmed that some of these flights bypassed normal customs-clearing procedures, and that during the time of these landings, the airport regularly received visits by cars bearing markings associated with the Stare Kiejkuty intelligence training school outside the nearby village of Stare Kiejkuty.

Ads for CocaCola broke the brains of Soviet boomers, they'll do anything for the US.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

IAMKOREA posted:

Not having 20 different brands produced by two conglomerates is horrifying somehow.

This is kinda true on a psychological level. Everybody agrees that the quality of goods was better in the USSR (no planned obsolescence, home appliances meant to last for decades), but the Western storefronts just get under your skin. Letting global advertisers in was like a splash of color in a socrealist-dominated media landscape.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

amazing that we can spitball was it twelve bezoses or just three? and it doesn't even matter because money is fake

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

well, that's certainly more plausible than the guy who cosigned crimen solicitationis being hard on pedophiles

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

When was the migrant caravan even supposed to be when Fox News got tired of the topic? You'd think they'd ramp up the coverage as it got closer

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Pretty sure that image was seen as bullshit at the time since Trump has already dissolved the CDC. Just rename the corruption index/market freedom/how first-world are you chart and call it a day

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Did the guy whose closest family made "don't vote for this piece of poo poo" advertisements win?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Gosar#2018

quote:

Gosar defeated Brill in the November 2018 general election with 68.2% of the vote.
:smith:

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

lol had to reread that, thought they meant Trabucatti as the victim there

e: eng99 snypa

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

:hai:

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

speaking of which






that "ally" in scare quotes always gets me

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

sleeptalker posted:

Beto's hacker name was "Psychedelic Warlord"




still lol

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

DoubleDonut posted:

on that note, Pelosi trying and failing to use her ice cream fridge for this purpose

I crack pinged hard when that turned out to be an ad

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

The TV show's flashbacks to chuds rising up were really uncomfortable

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