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you have to do most of the work for this pun but he's trying to say you won't gain much weight if your dinner is these. of course that's assuming diet changes occur in a vacuum and you'd sooner need one for that belly fat
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 21:30 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:22 |
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2020 10:56 |
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Time to bomb Saddam Blow him to kingdom come
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2020 01:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 17:43 |
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IIRC the donations were always made recurring no matter if you checked the box so you had to click through some dark patterns to unsub from that, a neat way to get a steady trickle of boomer money. The poo poo I suddenly remembered here is the language used tho, getting Evil Bernie vibes from the appropriated populism
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 18:07 |
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ikanreed posted:How 2016. Now we should Pokemon sword to the polls Pokémon Shield the status quo
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 20:39 |
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Excuse me! I'll have you know that Meghan McCain, co-host of The View, is MY daughter!
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 02:24 |
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cuomois44.org
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 16:16 |
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Osama Bin Laden's burial at sea. quote:The spying game wasn't all it was cracked up to be for Craig Monteilh, a convicted criminal recruited by the FBI to investigate the march of radical Islam into Southern California. His endless talk of violent "jihad" so alarmed worshippers at the local mosque, that they took out a restraining order against him. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fbi-plant-banned-by-mosque-ndash-because-he-was-too-extreme-2153057.html
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 10:11 |
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Just remembered when George Pell's prison sentence got overturned because the high court decided the jury was too sure he was guilty, but that was actually this week it all loving blurs together
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 09:03 |
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Judge Dredd Scott posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJe86RQq8lQ&t=15s
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 21:32 |
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ah yes, single jeopardy
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 00:35 |
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taqueso posted:I have a hard time imagining her doing that except as a joke https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/08/in-shocking-reversal-glenn-beck-tells-new-yorker-obama-made-me-a-better-man quote:Beck told the New Yorker he doesn’t speak like that any longer, that he’s become a different man. In particular, he said he regrets calling the president a racist. ...which made me suddenly remember quote:After Fox, Megyn Kelly Aims To Be a Force for Good
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 08:00 |
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cool dance moves posted:Just remembered that the Charlottesville Nazi got beat up in prison. The inmate who did it got extra charges tacked on, his family put up a gofundme to cover the legal costs, and ended up raising a whole shitload of money because the dude beat up the Charlottesville Nazi I needed this.
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# ¿ May 15, 2020 02:39 |
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 10:21 |
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 12:51 |
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ikanreed posted:Only because that's the height the remaining residents could reach
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 17:18 |
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Stunning Honky posted:hillary clinton's bottle of hot sauce it was surreal watching people just not believe it. standard rich person bullshit like mitt romney's birthday cakes and you had takes like "she's lying to be more relatable", loving what?
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 15:36 |
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GalacticAcid posted:smokin these meats sweet baby ray's
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 21:54 |
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it's 2020 and trolling now means saying what you think with full emotional conviction
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 07:08 |
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donald trump going on about voter fraud because his golfing buddy tried to vote illegally and couldn't
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 16:30 |
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she handcuffed herself to one wing of the door, allowing people to still pass freely. the police told her to call them if she gets tired and needs cutting free
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2020 08:11 |
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how is it that the only thing people know edibles from is "this edible ain't poo poo" anecdotes and yet they fall for it over and over y'all wanted the death trip. admit it
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 16:14 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:what is she even trying to communicate with this, idgi
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 22:18 |
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IAMKOREA posted:Brettbug Stevens furiously Google searching "nazis Jews bedbugs" and posting evidence that nazis called Jews bedbugs, which upon further inspection was a primary source about nazis trying to eradicate literal bedbugs. any time a media person posts a Google Books search result with the query still highlighted
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2020 15:06 |
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As president, I’ll establish a student loan debt forgiveness program for rescue dog owners who successfully reverse their co-signer's stance on housing pets, with a statement in writing subject to evaluation, and leave their partner after a confirmed lack of response to messages for at least 72 hours
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 23:46 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Glenn Beck and his lovely 9/12 cult quote:Beck told the New Yorker he doesn’t speak like that any longer, that he’s become a different man. In particular, he said he regrets calling the president a racist.
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2020 10:56 |
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Low Desert Punk posted:remember when it came out that Poland was enabling a CIA black site where they tortured some folks and definitely killed some people quote:Flight records show that an airplane leased by the CIA flying from Kabul to Guantanamo Bay made a stop in Szymany. Officials from the airport have confirmed that some of these flights bypassed normal customs-clearing procedures, and that during the time of these landings, the airport regularly received visits by cars bearing markings associated with the Stare Kiejkuty intelligence training school outside the nearby village of Stare Kiejkuty. Ads for CocaCola broke the brains of Soviet boomers, they'll do anything for the US.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2020 18:40 |
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IAMKOREA posted:Not having 20 different brands produced by two conglomerates is horrifying somehow. This is kinda true on a psychological level. Everybody agrees that the quality of goods was better in the USSR (no planned obsolescence, home appliances meant to last for decades), but the Western storefronts just get under your skin. Letting global advertisers in was like a splash of color in a socrealist-dominated media landscape.
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 11:26 |
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amazing that we can spitball was it twelve bezoses or just three? and it doesn't even matter because money is fake
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2020 11:20 |
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well, that's certainly more plausible than the guy who cosigned crimen solicitationis being hard on pedophiles
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2020 12:02 |
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When was the migrant caravan even supposed to be when Fox News got tired of the topic? You'd think they'd ramp up the coverage as it got closer
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2020 07:12 |
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Pretty sure that image was seen as bullshit at the time since Trump has already dissolved the CDC. Just rename the corruption index/market freedom/how first-world are you chart and call it a day
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2020 10:38 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Did the guy whose closest family made "don't vote for this piece of poo poo" advertisements win? quote:Gosar defeated Brill in the November 2018 general election with 68.2% of the vote.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2020 20:56 |
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lol had to reread that, thought they meant Trabucatti as the victim there e: eng99 snypa
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2020 01:26 |
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 09:19 |
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speaking of which that "ally" in scare quotes always gets me
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 08:34 |
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sleeptalker posted:Beto's hacker name was "Psychedelic Warlord" still lol
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2021 18:48 |
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DoubleDonut posted:on that note, Pelosi trying and failing to use her ice cream fridge for this purpose I crack pinged hard when that turned out to be an ad
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 23:21 |
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The TV show's flashbacks to chuds rising up were really uncomfortable
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