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2017 was a roller coaster of a year with a whole lot of lows, but at least we could always trust NSM to provide wacky daily entertainment. Here's hoping for more of the same in 2018!
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The correct term is "captain" Dr. Banner. "Boat pilot" amuses me way more than it should.
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Tiggum posted:No, he's right. A captain is in charge of a boat but the person who does the steering is the pilot. That's why Bruce has 7 PhDs and I only have one. 
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Feb 21, 2018 15:17
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Synthbuttrange posted:
After the first panel I was hoping he'd get hit by the boat, and I'm still not convinced he won't get hit by the boat.
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Feb 27, 2018 00:00
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I hope Jonah's solution is give Banner some of his own blood which causes him to turn into the Hulk again, but with a mustache.
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Mar 15, 2018 02:15
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Clearly the way to make JJJ keep this a secret is by forcibly giving him a transfusion of Conners's blood and making him into J Jonah Jamiesaurus.
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Apr 16, 2018 01:29
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Ikasuhito posted:Pete, you are the dumbest mother fucker on this planet. The proportionate strength and intelligence of a spider.
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May 17, 2018 04:53
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Synthbuttrange posted:
What strange cadence on Spidey's first panel dialogue: "Gonna BE...a few minutes...before I can use this HAND again." I'd do an edit to place that panel after the double fisting one from the previous arc, but I don't have the right tools at work.
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Jun 19, 2018 17:46
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The MSJ posted:Rich white privilege, you return to civilisation and immediately inherit your father's company. Maybe he used his fists (named Iron Fist) to smash the company debt, I don't know. Danny Rand? More like Randy Dan.
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Jul 4, 2018 01:07
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So the Claw part is because he doesn't cut his nails, but where does the Golden come in?
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Aug 12, 2018 14:31
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Zeeman posted:Also, I'm pretty sure this is the first time he's referred to it as his POWER TALON I love the Power Talon... it's so bad.
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Oct 26, 2018 12:30
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
Peter Parker, super-hero protector of NYC has just gotten back from a six-month cross-country road trip and almost immediately departs for Australia. With great power comes great responsibility...to see the world!
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Dec 9, 2018 22:36
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freshlybaked posted:Spider-verse rocks and also I have no idea how these two are going to stop Purple Man. I'm sure it will be either ridiculous or underwhelming, no in-between. MJ dresses up as Marvella and Purps ditches Spider-Man for a true hero.
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Jan 13, 2019 01:19
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nimby posted:Spider-Man doesn't need birth control, his goo dissolves in a few hours. And he seems to be out of fluid most of the time anyway.
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Jan 14, 2019 18:31
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Has the intro panel always said spiders are insects?
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Mar 24, 2019 13:43
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Johnny Walker posted:
Is Felon 9 related to Clown 9?
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Apr 30, 2019 00:09
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Are we just going to ignore the fact that the Rattler is a knock-off Lizard?
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Jun 28, 2019 22:42
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Johnny Walker posted:
"I better not help MJ, or everyone will know I'm Peter Parker!"
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Aug 17, 2019 22:22
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 I felt that this page from the Marvel cookbook belonged in this thread.
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Sep 17, 2019 17:35
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Johnny Walker posted:Don't tackle that isotope without me! I like the convention of "acting speech" being in quotation marks.
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Sep 24, 2019 15:45
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...Voomy? Victor von Voom?
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Oct 22, 2019 02:20
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No, more the robot!
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Nov 14, 2019 05:27
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Lobok posted:I think it's supposed to make the cop sound kinda out of the loop or dumb because I've always heard it pronounced as Sub-Mariner and not Submarine-er. I interpreted as a reference to the fact that he came out of a submarine.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:08
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Saoshyant posted:
...minus zero? Isn't this guy a scientist?
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Apr 4, 2020 18:16
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Just going to enter the museum while talking out loud about stealing their diamonds, NBD. Use your thought bubbles, Peter!
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May 2, 2020 20:43
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That last panel is NSM in a nutshell. Ah well, at least he's riding the subway for free this time. 
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Aug 12, 2020 22:18
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MJ is so done with this poo poo and I don't blame her.
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Nov 4, 2020 21:28
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Are the fingers supposed to leave the hand?
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Feb 8, 2021 00:33
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Johnny Walker posted:
Panel 3's fleshteeth are also rather unpleasant.
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Apr 24, 2021 20:40
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With great power comes great, ah gently caress it.
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Apr 28, 2021 19:42
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Johnny Walker posted:
Colorist wars continue!
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Jun 4, 2021 17:23
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MorningMoon posted:
Also, Ronan clearly doesn't know what a quadruped is. Rocket is bipedal!
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Jun 30, 2021 02:21
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His vibrating cosmi-rod, huh?
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Jul 15, 2021 20:34
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"When I get to the top there'll be no place to hide, for me, a guy who can climb walls and swing from tall buildings."
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Jul 23, 2021 17:47
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Johnny Walker posted:
Is he going to dress the janitor in his suit and use him as a decoy?
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Aug 1, 2021 02:05
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But pit bulls do make excellent lap dogs!  If you don't mind your lap being squished, anyway.
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Aug 12, 2021 17:25
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Peter Parker's conspicuous lack of nipples.
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Sep 10, 2021 20:45
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Murdstone posted:
The proportional strength and intelligence of a spider.
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Nov 4, 2021 03:11
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I'm not wearing my costume, so there's no way he'll suspect I'm Spider-Man.
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Is his spider-sense...an erection? You'd think he'd wear something other than spandex if that was the case. Qwertycoatl posted:As the car with Peter tied up in it sinks into the river, he wonders if he could have come up with a better plan "I can't break out of this trunk because the fish might know I'm Spider-Man!"
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