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Platystemon)
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tape some bags of sand to the front and we're in business
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2021 21:05 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 06:18 |
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Kitfox88 posted:moon autobot? MOON BOT?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 17:28 |
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God Hole posted:i live in a gated apartment complex (they're all gated in phoenix to keep the poors out) the triangle shirtwaist factory fire happened on march 25, 1911, so you better do something before the anniversary brings about its cosmic realignment
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2021 17:55 |
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SpaceSDoorGunner posted:Oh cool we’re doing contracting in Iraq 2005 but here bringing the methods of empire to the imperial core
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 16:27 |
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are you guys usually not online while having a stroke?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2021 19:12 |
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doing crimes while covering my face with a piece of paper that says LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 23:25 |
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Lady Militant posted:im just floored at what economics gets away with. as an engineer if i tried to pull even 1/10th of that poo poo id be laughed out of the discipline "Austrians argue that empirical data itself is insufficient to describe economics; that consequently empirical data cannot falsify economic theory; that logical positivism cannot predict or explain human action; and that the methodological requirements of logical positivism are impossible to obtain for economic questions." and this is the branch of 'science' that our leaders believe, lmao
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 21:10 |
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DACK FAYDEN posted:correct, thank you golly, the model of him in lotro is something else
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 14:04 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just imagine if we manage to make Y2K real lmao inshallah
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 19:14 |
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The Oldest Man posted:this is what happens when getting a phd in philo or something like that leads you to a career in brand management for a company that sells frozen beef sheets and you're real loving mad that that's your job while science in the popular consciousness is a guy out there repping with takes like this one the inquisition was really just exploring the number of ways you can torture a heretic
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 20:39 |
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corn haver posted:tears are flowing down my face as an augmented reality agonized jesus bleeding spins around me again and again if jesus bugged out and T-posed, how would you even know?
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 21:25 |
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this is the weirdest bloatee I've ever seen
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 22:27 |
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you can't fool me, that's a pilldo
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 20:08 |
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into the free candy, but uncertain about the nasi
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 20:10 |
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Rutibex posted:
bold of you to assume the cockroach civilization will care about archaeology
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 18:50 |
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Biplane posted:In order to make you a better worker we have removed your dick and balls they will be returned to you upon your retirement if your performance was adequate, like a security deposit. work will make your dick and balls free
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 15:47 |
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smarxist posted:Brains are incredibly malleable via input stimulus and repetition all through your life, you can lose a chunk or even a hemisphere and what's left will figure out how to do the poo poo you need to do to live, it's basically magical dig down far enough and it's all the logical consequence of physical laws and entropy and it's not magic at all and that's what's so god drat cool about it
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# ¿ May 23, 2021 20:17 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I'll be sure to read more of his stuff, thanks for the rec if you've heard goons (like me) hooting and howling about blindsight, that's also peter watts https://www.rifters.com/real/Blindsight.htm
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 18:15 |
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smarxist posted:Blindsight & Echopraxia are in my top 10
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 20:17 |
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anyone who doesn't understand that metric is objectively superior to imperial is a loving brain-damaged moron who doesn't know how to multiply by ten. thank you for your understanding
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 21:04 |
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HootTheOwl posted:No that's you who, when told "they're good for conversions and nothing else" comes back with "YEAH BUT YOU CAN CONVERT THEM EASILY" You metric people are the dumbest motherfuckers alive a cargo cult of fuckwits who got embarassed in school when you couldn't convert feet to inches and have internalized the trauma and carried it over to every aspect of your life. converting them easily makes it easier to perform mathematical operations on them, which you have to do when you're doing, like, anything scientific at all. there is a reason that the colossal majority of scientific work uses the metric system, and it's not because researchers et al are all somehow dumber than you. it's okay to be dull but please do not be proud of it
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 21:59 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Hey, fuckwit, that's not what a unit of measurement is for. An teaspoon doesn't exist so I can compare it to a tablespoon or a quart. It exists because I'm making dinner and I need to be close enough when measuring out the salt. oh, honey Son of Thunderbeast posted:fuckign goddamn measurement units, you fucks i will never stop defending lincoln chafee
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 22:30 |
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remembering ann coulter yelling about the metric system, totally smiling to myself whatever happened to her anyway
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 00:55 |
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eSports Chaebol posted:btw the origin of the metric system was the French Revolution so if youre against it youre literally a reactionary hth when I take over the world I'm implementing metric time and none of you can stop me
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 01:48 |
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HootTheOwl posted:Ok, Imagine you have a kilogram of water, now divide that by one thousand. You have five of those. VS The little spoon. I'm concerned that you may not realize that, in all the countries that use metric, ie. everyone that isn't the US and liberia, they have cooking measures in metric, not imperial anyway, so long as we're focusing on arbitrary body parts, and noting that there is no body part that could be described as about a meter long, let's bring back the cubit e: lol I was curious and the loving imperial units for cooking aren't even the same across countries double e: i will not rest until i achieve victory World War Mammories has issued a correction as of 02:58 on Jun 24, 2021 |
# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 02:56 |
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this is amazing content
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 04:52 |
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lobster shirt posted:is there a metric unit fo r freakin post quality folks??? the bigpeeler
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 14:09 |
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lil poopendorfer posted:I believe you meant, " golden man babies" goonsir one bigpeeler is ten golden manbabies. the “goldmined thread” unit containing 5 golden manbabies is recognized by the general conference on weights and measures but they recommend its deprecation
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 15:20 |
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i swear to god, if you people keep posting incorrect things about measurements, my dread power will only grow. beware
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 01:00 |
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Hodgepodge posted:that's not the type of base 12 people are talking about
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 19:43 |
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Rutibex posted:there is no need to choose between imperial and metric, they are both fine systems and both have their use. try the Canadian method the next time you want to measure something! i have the weirdest boner
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 16:19 |
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I thought weinstein had the egg penis of course none of them compare to the mushroom penis
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 14:07 |
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you know, only a couple decades ago people didn't have detailed knowledge of their betters' genitalia. love the forward march of progress
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2021 23:05 |
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christmas boots posted:He couldn’t get over his fiancee’s death. So he brought her back as an A.I. chatbot isn't this literally the plot of a black mirror episode
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2021 19:38 |
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pnumoman posted:Alpha Protocol was pulled from steam a while ago, if you don't already have it on steam it's time. the only gameplay guide anyone needs for alpha protocol is "pistols with chain shot"
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 19:25 |
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yesterday this was conclusively ratio'd, now the likes have just barely edged out the comments. assuming they bought some likes to try and save face because lmao
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2021 16:47 |
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Kitfox88 posted:Where's the cyanide option gotta ask for almonds
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 15:23 |
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okay, so my first assumption is photoshop, but the website actually exists. and there are articles about it dating from 2014. also a couple tabloids picked up the story in march of this year, it seems. so almost definitely a fairly dedicated hoax that got recycled, but still, lmao
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 17:49 |
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painkillers are an essential part of any health care system and it's not the concept of analgesia's fault that the sacklers specifically and capitalists in general are amoral subhumans
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 20:07 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 06:18 |
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wait, seriously, five kids in two years?
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2021 20:04 |