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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i haven't checked tmrup since 2 PM and now i'm 70 pages behind, jesus christ

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845210&pagenumber=2120&perpage=40#post480505000

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the Abyss this thread never happened

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)

TRMUP: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes

TRMUP: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"

TRMUP: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid

TRMUP: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving

TRMUP: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.

TRMUP: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America


TRMUP: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread

TRMUP: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation

TRMUP: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals

TRMUP: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i don't even know what happened today, i just know trmup

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Happy Loyalty Day C-SPAM!!!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i pledge allegiance to the flag

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


mueller's gonna ask why donny is so mean to sessions lol

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


sessions and the rest of the keebler elves should make those fudge stripe cookies vegan

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum



hahahahh you said it kid!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

re previous discussions about the American health care system for non-Americans

every emergency room in America has a sign like this:



what they're saying here is that if you can't pay, they're doing the absolute minimum necessary to stabilize you before shoveling your rear end out the door or off on a charity hospital, and also they're gonna bill your rear end anyway. enjoy.

economic freedom, thank you mr trmuop :patriot:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a pundit just now on msnbc: "what do you think law enforcement is all about, mr. president?"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i've got a real headscratcher of a question

cspam, do you think mr. trump has violated political norms while in office?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Reality Loser posted:

The us would collapse without fat orange piss hog telling us it's national silent but deadly fart awareness week

I pledge allegiance to the flag

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

so I heard something about melania making a press conference tomorrow that Sam stein may have broke too early of something

what's up with that

seems like she's just, maybe, talking about her anti-bullying stuff (lol)

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Reality Loser posted:

Presidrnt Donald J ttump killed an 8 yo minnie mouse loving girl while a pornstar hosed him with a fake forbes magazine that contained a story about the piss tape. This is the prsudrnt.

huh?!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

hey trum,[p check this:








ur bad


:owned:

yo this guy's pretty rude i don't think he's the right direction for our coutntyr right now god bless

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lol remember trump?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


look at me i'm going to do a jake tapper impression

"Well, I find the president's behavior to be aberrational to the confines of normal political discourse, and rather disturbing."

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


here's my chuck todd

"If it's Tuesday, it's Meet the Press. Washington is in a bit of a tizzy today after the president decided to feast upon his own pubic hair like it was angel hair pasta on the White House lawn. My special guests Bill Kristol and Peggy Noonan are here to weigh in on whether they think President Trump can come back from what some are calling a 'bad hair day' for the administration."

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shear Modulus posted:

lol remember the time the missile warning system went off and everyone in hawaii thought they were minutes from nuclear hellfire and the government and the military decided "ah whatever were not going to say anything about it"

that owned. the government absolutely does not function any more

Yes, I remember sailor.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Someone please think of the :shucks:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I've never even seen Donald Trump. I can't say if he's real.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Michael Bayleaf posted:

he's real alright... real dumb!

Woah, I don't think these kind of insults are ever appropriate.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

remember when james bond told obama that trump was working for the russians and obama said "the gently caress do i care"

lol then biden and :yooge: O took turns jerking off each other over all the decorum

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ex post facho posted:

i yhink its pretty cool that reid acknowledged that there are deffo aliens and theyre way beyond us and this is trump doing his level best to not spill the beans to the whole world that an invasion is on the way

DO NOT INCITE PANIC

alien alloys is my favorite subplot

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Addamere posted:

think of all the Jeb!s space force will create

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


tacodaemon posted:

i can't remember who it was in c-spam who said it is hard to tell people about poo poo trump has done without sounding like you're the crazy one, rambling about how the president once hired a wiseguy called "joey no-socks" to make a fake award for him to win

I did. I've had this experience multiple times now where I try to describe stuff like the piss tape, or his various insane crimes, or bizarre anecdotes (like the time he didn't help an old man bleeding out on the floor), and the people I'm talking to look at me like I'm the crazy one. I honestly think that's a big reason why he won. He's too awful for people to meaningfully comprehend. Other candidates had one or two easy to understand gaffes that defined them. Clinton had emails, Romney had 47%, McCain had that disastrous suspension of the campaign and Palin. Donny was every scandal ever.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


even people I talk to active in local politics don't know the full details of donny with regard to the russian stuff for example. they're borderline skeptical of some of it.

and that's not even getting into the other insane right wing poo poo, like Q making a digital cult on 4chan or the Kochs and other billionaires making literal VaultTec styled bunkers in Kansas and NZ

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lorn Wayne posted:

lol if ur active in politics discussions and dont just awkwardly change the subject and stare at your shoes when someone brings it up

all my discussions are politics now. it's literally just constant trmup on cspam and 90% of the rest of my time is campaign stuff.

TRMUP

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Durf posted:

where's the stories on this. i love security companies grifting rich people to build complexes that will inevitably be giant loving targets the instant poo poo hits the fan

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Maybe people just think your a loony libtard who's parroting fake news in an unfair and unethical smear of the president, who's just a normal guy who's trying his best even with all these shrill harpies nagging him

they do.

.... may I am and trmup is good?

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Dumb Lowtax posted:

Turns out we only assumed those more singular scandals were mattering against McCain/Romney/Republicans. I think what we've learned here is that people heard about them and didn't give a poo poo nearly as much as we thought and voted exactly how they were going to anyway (either staying home or pulling the lever for an R). We've seen how the masses process real scandal now hundreds of times and the answer is "not at all". Self-important journalists always have had an agenda to tell us that they make a huge impact, of course.

yes this is completely true. also, unique to donny, is the fact that he realizes this and has no shame whatsoever. you can have any scandal at all, and if you admit no guilt the public will not care.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


it's okay to attack the appearance of nazis because they aren't actually people

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Relevant Tangent posted:

gay dudes call our husbands our husbands now
that or ~my boyfriend~
partners is some bougie poo poo

regardless of orientation, "partner" sounds so weird and cold

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


WarMECH posted:

is this the official trump thread for may?

asking for a friend

yes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Relevant Tangent posted:

straight dudes, sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa_QtMf6alU

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Finicums Wake posted:

i remember ppl itt talkimg about some big alien reveal, but i was so focused on TRUMP that i didnt read any of the articles lmao

tiberium is real loool


AND YET EA STILL WON'T MAKE ANOTHER DECENT C&C RTS

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GSD posted:

anythin happen since the mueller question leak
i'm leaking right now :shehuck:

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