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Mr. Tits was my father. Please, call me Jacques.
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Flint_Paper posted:I tried to understand this maths poo poo and it made me a virgin again so hard that all the cum I've ever put up a lady whizzed back into into my dick like a hoover in a bath of custard and now my balls are like space hoppers complete with the face and the two handles. Thanks for nothing ultrafilter At least now you have clean socks.
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Oct 29, 2021 18:50
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How does a NFT video game work? You open a lootbox and it has an ugly monkey jpeg?
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Nov 6, 2021 17:54
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Here's a fun experiment you can do at home. First, add up the numbers from the initials JFK. So J + F + K. Next, stick your thumb in your butthole. Fun times for everyone.
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Frank Frank posted:Just means they’re going to replace him with someone worse. Some ultrachud will 100% take his place. Donny Trump
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Nov 29, 2021 16:39
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Dick Trauma posted:Not everything should be turned into a mascot. Can't wait for this substory in the next Yakuza game
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Dec 5, 2021 23:34
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Serperoth posted:Oh come on he doesn't count My friend, I assure you that he absolutely does
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Jan 17, 2022 23:50
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Let me pay off my half acre in downtown manhattan with vegetables and eggs
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Jan 28, 2022 17:31
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Why not plant the 3.9MM tomatoes and be a billionaire, moron?
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Jan 28, 2022 20:12
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GEORGE W BUSHI posted:Why were the Royal Family tweeting about removing letters? They are going to take U out.
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Large Testicles posted:this mf is almost 80 and he's got the twitter energy of a zoomer Mess with the Dick, get the But
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You think someone would do that? Just go on the youtube and complete tasks?
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Dr. Lunchables posted:The average squirrel can eat my nuts, actually. gently caress squirrels. This is actually what squirrels do, though.
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zoux posted:Sorry about the next five pages of this thread but this is seriously depraved poo poo Before we get on a huge derail, are we sure they don't mean Celsius?
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Feb 17, 2022 22:58
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You can tell that a lot of time and effort went into this because it's 110% accurate
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://twitter.com/kolchak/status/1495874769404715015?s=20&t=tmqfIFbroTUUzuRPzAQAfw 6 minutes of the craziest poo poo At a certain point I thought it couldn't get weirder. Then Freddy Krueger shows up.
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Frank Frank posted:What’s the story behind this and why is a “professional hypnotizer (not hypnotist??) in the same video with Glenn Close? I think it's a show about the three norwegian guys in red interviewing people from the 80s/90s. I love that Jason Alexander was ALL IN on it
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Feb 22, 2022 04:04
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Really, really hate when people say "females" when they mean women.
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Feb 23, 2022 01:30
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misspelled, smh Fhqwhgads would be so upset
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Feb 24, 2022 20:08
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I'd be mad all the time if my name was Bryce
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Feb 26, 2022 22:54
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Praise the son!
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SimonChris posted:Yeah, here in Denmark parents have to pick the name of their child from a list of government approved names. lol that's not a better solution
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I think at person height, we can safely transition from calling it a pothole to just a hole
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/BookWorm_62442/status/1502622058299424771?s=20&t=u432zImDZrXZbqreZbs2FQ He loves her like a sister
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zoux posted:Hmmm elon seems down bad after all the grimes news Imagine being the richest person on the planet and still being butthurt about literally anything what a dork
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Mauser posted:If I was the richest person in the world I wouldn't have time for posting inscrutable memes to nerds because I'd be too busy skiing or rollerblading or something fun like that. Hell yeah. If I had a billion dollars I would live every day like the kid in the movie Blank Check
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grittyreboot posted:Also, George Costanza was supposed to be 30 at the start of Seinfeld. Jason Alexander was actually 30 at the start of Seinfeld.
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Caufman posted:The King is being gracious and more descriptive than prescriptive for the sake of the Americans, whose ignorance of things is only matched by their obstinacy, and both are second to their military spending. Ellie Trashcakes posted:shut up nerd
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Mar 15, 2022 22:58
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O'Grimacey did nothing wrong
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Check out the hog on that pig! Wowza!
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Skwirl posted:Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are dead set on ruining that too. Read that Musk and Bezos are dead, didn't finish the rest of the sentence.
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Mar 21, 2022 00:21
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I don't remember that Seinfeld episode where George catsits
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Skwirl posted:That dude who loves pointing out John Lennon was an abusive spouse now has to live in a world of kids who don't know who John Lennon was. The russian communism guy?
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Mar 24, 2022 21:57
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CommonShore posted:And that would get him into even more trouble. loving with the stock market is more likely to get a guy like him into poo poo than literal murder would. If there's anything we've learned from Trump, it's that white billionaire men suffer consequences when they do bad things.
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mind the walrus posted:so the actual movie is probably unwatchable Of course, it's Star Wars
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Milo and POTUS posted:What is a man if not a series of pipes and valves anyway No Mario, don't enter the brown pipe!
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A company not capable of making a watchable superhero movie but somehow capable of making a successful meme campaign but also not capable of using that successful meme to rerelease bad movie?
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mind the walrus posted:Oh my god shut the gently caress up your inability to understand systems is not someone else's problem no need to morb out about it 
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It's a shame the richest man in the world can't afford the premium service to remove ads
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Please stop sucking gorilla dick if you aren't in the gorilla dick sucking union you scabs
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