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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Klansman 8 0.91%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 578 65.76%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 185 21.05%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 4 0.46%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 0 0%
Julian Castro, the Twin 3 0.34%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 3 0.34%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 9 1.02%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 2 0.23%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 4 0.46%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 19 2.16%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 19 2.16%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 8 0.91%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.11%
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper 2 0.23%
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated 9 1.02%
KKKillary KKKlinton 16 1.82%
Some other idiot not in this list 9 1.02%
Total: 879 votes
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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Oh hey found the Time's press box!

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/KeyDecision1/status/1161498610976079873?s=20

Bernie Better loving win

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I’m serious just gently caress advocating for any other candidate. I’m done putting up with it. This is war.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I don’t even know why succdems pretend to have another candidate besides Biden. He is them to a t lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Crows Turn Off posted:

drat, Sanders seems to be getting clobbered by Warren at the moment. She's making serious strides in all polls and Sanders seems to be floundering.

Helps when the media boosts your campaign.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Nate gave almost no chance to trump stop that meme. Nate said he was right after loving up catastrophically in 2016. He is swine.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Turnout was up for better things aren’t possible says everybody throwing the kitchen sink at Biden’s opponents.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mind_Taker posted:

lmao even Biden’s wife knows Joe sucks

I'm rather surprised she was that candid about it all. Glad she was honest!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Main Paineframe posted:

She introduced Bernie at a Sanders campaign event on Monday. During the introduction, she mentioned that Sanders had never been a Republican - presumably a shot at Warren, who was a registered Republican until 1996.

https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1163545795825668096

On the same day, a bunch of well-known people with chronic donut brain, like Neera Tanden and Kurt Eichenwald, all suddenly made tweets blaming Susan Sarandon for Trump's victory. It's not clear whether they're mad that she attacked Warren or just mad that she's more politically relevant than most of the Clinton 2016 alumni are. Nina Turner called Neera out for it, and that stirred up the bots and brainworms for a Twitter-wide extended tantrum.
https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1163429430137688064
https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1163976493267128321
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald/status/1163575745794457606

Reminder they knew Sanders poll increase was coming by the way.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

That dumb rear end libertarian who didn’t know Aleppo was a place got more votes than stein.

Also Biden’s criminal justice plan is going to be hilariously bad.

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Aug 22, 2019

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It is good to hold Bernie to account so that weirdo attacks from former Clinton staffers just roll off him rather than stick.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

They'll put Steyer in for sure now.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/briebriejoy/status/1164321320005451778

Bernie got em scared

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Centrists have no self awareness...

https://twitter.com/SehzadeSoroush/status/1164637891219189760


Enjoy my so "political commentary" and memes! Centrist Democrat, who believes in unifying politics, not wing politics. Right wing and Left wing ideals divide

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I genuinely can't wait for Kamala to suspend her campaign and wailing of donut twitter with it.

Also Warren's staffers probably need a reprimand, unless she did this knowingly.

https://twitter.com/OrganizingPower/status/1165132166344392704

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Aug 24, 2019

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Pa1Lauren/status/1165020343976620032

This guy can win.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

spunkshui posted:

I’d rather see him put a hispanic person on the ticket. Someone who can fully articulate the impact this has had on humans to the jackass who calls himself a christian in the vp debate.

Why just have the presidency then you can threaten texas too.

Most of the camps are in TX, >50% of imprisoned people are here.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/SteveGuest/status/1165372396607553536

A GOP Operative not being the biggest fattest ironicat in the land.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Good one-stop summary of why Harris is a cop and bad:

https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1165599550813462533

Kamala-stans are definitely as paranoid as chuds.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Pieces of poo poo like this gently caress head made Lizzo delete her pro-Bernie tweet

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The craven libs think they are selling their position to the logical so well.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Nobody's going anywhere, you're stuck here forever, and so will your progeny.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

You are starting to suck Liz

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1165977155232239616?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

overmind2000 posted:

That reminds me, did Beto ever formally relaunch his campaign for the second time like he said he would after the shooting? I remember some people thinking he was going to use the shooting to go back to Texas and run for the Senate instead of doubling down on the presidency.

He did he’s now polling with Marianne.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

life is a joke posted:

But considering that every single obnoxious #stillwithher #neverbernie loser you've encountered on twitter has a closet full of "friend of the pod" tees, the PSA guys avoid the bernie bashing that most of their audience is probably begging for. Maybe they're just cynically covering their asses in case he pulls it of, but they are not as bad re: bernie as people think. They are annoying nerds that boost cheesy centrist ideas and people, but they hardly deserve to be the faces of the neolib class when there are many many other outlets to be mad at.

For example NPR is much worse from a Bernie supporter's perspective.

NPR didn't even mention Sanders in any story piece for months until they decided to compare him to Trump when he dared insinuate the Washington Post might be kinda biased.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Yeah pollsters like Nate are colluding and this guy admits it.

https://twitter.com/JohnAnzo/status/1166729666268454912?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

sexpig by night posted:

I'm happy she's gone and never want her in power but I am a little sad for her that so much of the hate she got was about her one good thing of taking Al down and not the multiple regressive policies she loved.

Reporters will absolutely ask Franken for comment on her collapse, so his fans can celebrate.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Pander posted:

Nate's not a pollster, dumbass.

Sorry about your dad Nate.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Trabisnikof posted:

Yeah it is pretty incredible that he'd admit to something so unethical and fundamentally biasing in public like that. Of course the reason he would is because it is common practice.

No it’s not lmao

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Mel_Ankoly/status/1167236022767251456

:allears:

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, its almost undeniably a lovely poll, but its still a good laugh

https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1167551933181247490

Booker looking good in Utah, I wonder how long he can stay in, or wants to?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

It is rather funny knowing 4ch MAGAtrolls are antisemitic as all hell so every time their meme candidates speak positively about Israel they gnash their teeth hard.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Sanders has openly cursed middle-ground thinking on healthcare. There is no compromise, the medical industry barons must be annihilated.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The editor of the Root getting eviscerated for bad faith tweets is cool and good.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


This guy was mocking and openly hostile to the left only a few weeks ago. Internals got his rear end scared.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Also Court packing is definitely correct. too bad so sad we’re gonna do it get over it libs

https://twitter.com/mjs_DC/status/1169370090145554433?s=20

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Warren's endless plans spell endless trouble. Biden however is wearing out like a 15 year old pt cruiser.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/adamcbest/status/1169425524638306309

We need answers actually.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Healthy, virile Biden is the one to go with Post-Mush Brain Donald.

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Warren is very Hillary like. Unacceptable sorry.

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