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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/madanboukman/status/1176284016238108677?s=20

Haitians are pretty dang tired of the foreigners who have only ruined their lives and impoverished them further.

This owns so much

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



A few pages back but this is the big thing we need to keep in mind and what I’m scared of. That if impeachment happens people will dust their hands saying “Thank god that outlier is gone now back to normal!” when normal is what gave us Trump to begin with and the looming threat will be an actually competent fascist gaining power next

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


In any other sane country there would be loving riots right now outside of whatever capitol of government they have over something like this. This is what they feel is the best, least incriminating thing they can put out :psyduck: so what does that mean for the other seven calls and full transcripts?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Literally every person Trump touches goes up in flames it’s amazing

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Meatball posted:

He thinks the Republican party's entire job at this point is to protect him. If it looks like they're going to get rid of him, hes going to try to bring the entire Republican party with him.

He got kind of flustered the other day and implicated pence. Who knows what will come out of his rotted pumpkin head if the end really comes?

It basically is. Trump is the GOPs last cling to power. They need an executive who will sign all their bullshit bills and stack courts with their ghouls to keep their power despite not having the majority pretty much anywhere in the US. If the GOP tosses Trump after feeding their base all that red meat it’ll totally destroy them at this point.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


The really dumb, obvious lies aren’t to convince us or normal people. It’s for their hard core base that has decided already they are right and just need their marching orders on why they’re right. The lies are obvious and ridiculous to anyone else

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Two days later and the GOP still doesn’t have a coherent narrative.

Hard to get ahead of it all with a narrative when the WH drops notes they’ve edited to be the best possible light for Trump that only verify the complaint as accurate then accidentally send out your lockstep talking points ahead of time to every democrat :laffo: not to mention pretty much everything America’s Mayor has been doing

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I'm imagining a White House where there's never been much loyalty or comradeship; similar to the Mirror Universe Enterprise in Star Trek. Now that this administration seems like it's in real danger, they're just letting it all rip. I can't say that I blame them, because I'd bet there's a lot of bad stuff we know little or nothing about, as yet.

This was the inevitable end result of the Trump admin. The only glue holding these ghouls together was wanting to do crimes and believing that using the other ghouls would help them do crimes better. Of course they all kept dirt on each other to ratfuck the others and the second something pushed just hard enough everything starts being released in the hopes their dirt will be big enough to make some other poor fucker be holding the bag when the dust clears.

The “what happens?” has always been when this happened does the GOP keep up their flimsy facade and pretend to care about law and order in regards to impeachment or do they drop it finally and just embrace not following any sort of laws or checks at which point our government just breaks completely down.

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Sep 28, 2019

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


ultramiraculous posted:

Someone's having normal one already:



The savages :laffo:

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Dammerung posted:

Wait, what? I'm not trying to downplay their achievements, but it seems like a few alternative names would come to mind first.

CNN is by old white neo-liberals for old white neo-liberals they would never put the women of color who have been leading on impeachment on their screens front and center lest they give their target audience a stroke

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Paradoxish posted:

I don't think there's any room for a charitable interpretation, to be honest:


It's clear that the writer of this piece felt that the wrong people were in the spotlight and this is just an attempt to rectify. It's notable not only because it's a kind of gross article, but also because it's just completely tone deaf and out of touch.

This entire article is one long white neo-liberal whine that they aren’t getting the attention they feel they deserve because of those too loud POC like holy poo poo no self awareness

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Remember when SNL bent the knee to this douche because he was an ARE TROOP with an eye patch and tried to pawn him off as reasonable human being? :laffo: Guess you gotta turn a blind eye when it comes to Dan Crenshaw if you’re weak spined liberal trash

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


ImpAtom posted:

The day Hillary Clinton passes on is the day Fox News suddenly realizes they have nothing to report on

After one month of them puking out stories of “Now that Hillary is dead this person has come out and exposed how awful she was!” from someone who saw her for three seconds in the 1980s or something they’ll get the Long Island Medium grifter to come on to prove that ghost Hillary is possessing good, honest GOP members and the awful democrats are purposely not passing bills to ghost proof the senate and house buildings

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Sep 30, 2019

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Can’t wait to pay for the basic internet package, the blazing speed add on, the extreme gaming add on, and the streaming package add on

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Herstory Begins Now posted:

As long as he's delivering some wins, probably 30ish. If he stops winning against the libs, he can probably drop down quite a bit farther. Significantly: Trump's faction is big, but no outside of absolutely blood red districts, no one is winning elections purely off of trumpists. At some point the GOP needs to full in moderates or independents if they want a chance.

But the catch 22 is they can’t. Their rabid base beliefs and stances have become so awful is toxic to everyone who isn’t part of it and if the GOP softens anywhere slightly to try to appeal to anyone else they risk getting voted out to be replaced by some idiot true believer who will spend all their political clout trying to find the secret basement at Comet Ping Pong

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Grandpa needs a nap his dementia is acting up and he’s yelling curse words in public again

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Like as much as Trump bemoans the press being such meanies to him he’s really lucky he doesn’t have to speak with the reporters from the rest of the world who wont’t kiss his rear end and will actually ask cutting questions

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Imagine getting so upset because a LITERAL CHILD has challenged your world view and you have completely no rebuttal or defense of your world view against it so you just launch a stream of personal attacks against them. Someone who is, again, a LITERAL CHILD

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is this Syria situation?

The Kurds are like one of our only non-rear end in a top hat-sociopathic allies and we basically just went “lol turkey you wanna do a genocide on these idiots who trusted us?” and this is while we still pretend the first one didn’t happen.

Like this was the easiest layup for a “Look the US military CAN do something not comically cruel and bad” and instead we again went with the worst possible option

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



The only way this could be more comically obvious is if the Cops also “found” a note Brown wrote as he was dying that read “I died from a bad weed deal because I am a bad person and I recant by testimony against Guyger”

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Ok? Then investigate Biden too. These ghouls can’t seem to understand that people would want corruption persecuted in any politician because that’s the right thing to do

Pellisworth posted:

oh my god AOC spent a few hundreds of dollars

cancelled.

If AOC is not wearing only old newspapers as clothing and has any personal hygiene care how can she claim to be a Socialist? Check mate, Leftards :smug:

Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Oct 10, 2019

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


skylined! posted:

Cancel culture is real and NDT should be cancelled. What a loving idiot.


https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1182439668089901056?s=21

I’m gonna guess one of those hotter topics won’t be climate change since Ben doesn’t believe in it. Way to promote an anti-science dipshit, NDT

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


The Glumslinger posted:

When Pelosi (attempts) to dunk on you, just give up and find a different industry

Let’s be honest the biggest dunk on Jacob Wohl is pointing out he is Jacob Wohl. There isn’t anything worse than that

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


The Super-Id posted:

I hope it’s wallpapered with pictures of bored rally attendees and has an exhibit that’s just a pile of the discarded fast food containers from the dinners he hosted.

There’s going to be multiple Trump libraries. Trump will lease his name to a bunch of grifters who will open up the TRUE AND HONEST President Trump library to take advantage of his dumb as poo poo base since they buy anything with his name attached like the Trumpy Bear

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Why stop there? Just sell off the land to Billionaires so they can convert it to private lands with gaudy mansions that gently caress up the environment and ecosystem around it at this point

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



What? No for real what does this mean?

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Imagine being such a pathetic human being you look at Trump doing this poo poo and go “He’s such a strong man” :laffo:

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

barely anyone posts there, it's like 5 guys total really posting. subreddit stats says .0004 posts per subscriber.

also subreddit stats shows a word cloud of most common words in comments and I am losing my god drat mind here:



Is it really that few? I knew it’s subscribed accounts and active users number is massively inflated by bots but I still thought it was still a popular subreddit

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah. this will end well for us. it wouldnt surprise me if there is a bombing or some horror terror poo poo show in a couple years if that.

I wouldn’t worry about that. You need people to do terror attacks and, with our go ahead, Turkey is going to make sure there isn’t any Kurdish people left!

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



It’s real cool how a conspiracy theory about a shadow government controlled by (((those people))) has become a standard GOP talking point by now

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


AlBorlantern Corps posted:

THERE ARE LITERALLY REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE MEMBERS IN THERE ALREADY WHO ARE ACTUALLY ALLOWED THERE

This isn’t about reality. This is about creating a false narrative for their base as a reason why when they fully give up the facade and start doing openly illegal things and going full open fash “to save the country from rogue democrats”. This is all about holding on to power no matter what and with Fox News being their propaganda machine to blast this as loud as they can this is actually pretty scary l

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



I mean this is right up there with North Korean Kim Jong-Un propaganda pieces when a party member in executed. They could handle the radiant glory of glorious leader!

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Kurds go under the bus while the president talks about how we need to take oil for military operations. Totally normal

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

Note his defensive stance as he is likely afraid of the machine

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

This looks like a North Korea style “Kim Jung-Un visits a factory and points at things” propaganda picture except Trump’s expression is idiot confused lovely old guy, per usual

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Amazing Zimmo posted:

It can also manifest during pregnancy.

Hunter might have a new sibling on the way.

Biden’s only reproduce if you get them wet

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Dick Trauma posted:

I hope that I live to see urban exploration videos of abandoned mega-churches just like the ones of abandoned shopping malls.

I imagine the first stop before that is we’ll see mega-churches starting to do ads in their sermons to make money:
“Before we get to John 2:13 I would just like to thank Papa John’s and Rusty’s Auto Shop for supporting us here. If you check the back of your bibles today you’ll find a 15% off coupon when you order two or more large any topping pizzas! A perfect treat for lunch after church, don’t you think?”

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Dapper_Swindler posted:

i will say while i dislike macron i admit i enjoy him making trump look like an rear end in a top hat every 10 min.

Macron is garbage but Trump is such a massive pile of poo poo literally any other leader in the world looks better and more competent just by being in the same room as him

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



Just gonna casually state we’re doing war crimes while my pupils are blown out wide open under heavy, bright lighting. Totally a normal president not high as gently caress on Adderall

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