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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Potrzebie posted:

Artisinal pigs only need sunlight, don't you know?

E: gently caress me what a bad snipe. Have swedish OSHA as compensation.

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/norrbotten/nordkalkolyckan-i-klockslag

When putting out a lime oven with water, make sure you stand in an area facing the opening that has no emergency showers :engleft:

# ¿ Dec 29, 2019 19:35

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:03

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Classon Ave. Robot posted:

You have to duel with your instructor using your weapon of choice to pass the driver's exam and get your license in Russia

That's not true. Either you duel or you take and pass the exam. In practice you can also just buy it, but that only makes sense if you can afford a driver and a bodyguard, meaning why even bother.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2020 04:07

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Memento posted:

Pure gold

LOL

# ¿ Jan 6, 2020 05:08

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The reverse OSHA fine surely will hit these companies hard. $150k bonus to the CEO for every customer killed.

# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 00:21

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Dannywilson posted:

Here's the full vid of that Nepalese waterfall road:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10SjlFFg77E

TFW you realize that it's not just 2 dudes in a Landcruiser

The two first curves with no guardrail in place look like someone didnt stay on the road.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 02:50

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

MisterOblivious posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GR8OLpEYy4

I've seen a bunch of those videos and that's the least tense one I've ever seen. Look at that giant platform they've got to stand on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL1AmVxYh1s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb3UOzc5bew

At least in the YouTube vids there's no physical barrier behind the workers against which to pin, wedge, slice and dice them with the object being lifted. It's less tense if you only risk being stomped to death or swinged to paralysis by a steel structure weighing a ton or so.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 21:45

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Resting Lich Face posted:

I'm not sure what was more slick: the road or that recovery.

Probably the tires. Or was it ice under water instead of just aquaplaning?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 05:20

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cartoon Man posted:

Currents from waves is my guess.

Or one of The Old Ones demanding a sacrifice.

Looks like it's in reverse.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 03:45

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cojawfee posted:

It really is insane that you can just walk up to the edge of the tracks in this modren era. if I were to design such a system today, I'd have a barrier that's away from the tracks. The train comes in and it stops in such a way that it blocks anyone from getting into the tunnel or on the tracks. Then the train doors open and then a separate set of doors open that let people get from the platform to the train.

This but everyone is stuck on the tracks.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 03:44

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Bad Munki posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hRiqX2c.gifv

That's Doom Guy right there up that demon tree.

# ¿ May 8, 2020 04:13

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

SelenicMartian posted:

Both units were made by the same Russian factory.
And the fatality rate on them is 86% without a fire.

For a long time people debated whether death by drowning or burning was worse. Now on Corona fire ventilators you get to experience both at the same time.

# ¿ May 13, 2020 04:27

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Is that dam manager and his personal wealth safe?

# ¿ May 20, 2020 23:36

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

shame on an IGA posted:

Yes, the power company that neglected it for decades sold it to the county government for $10m a couple months ago

Thank God. Thoughts and prayers.

# ¿ May 21, 2020 01:56

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Yeah you should wear a helmet with eye and face protection if you're ever going to try that trick.

# ¿ May 24, 2020 14:54

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

wdarkk posted:

I'm actually surprised aircraft pilots/engineers is so high, since you don't hear about THAT many plane crashes. Are these cropdusters or what?

Naah, it's from breaking their dicks from all the poontang they get.

# ¿ May 24, 2020 20:00

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cojawfee posted:

They do a lot of neck exercises.

In 2014 one driver did a 254g stop using his forehead/temple.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 04:45

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

How dead is she if she keeps crying even while underwater? Is the camera mounted on her forehead?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2020 00:52

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Have any Tornado chasers filmed getting ja caught up in one while wearing American football Gear or an Ursus Mark VI?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 05:00

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

DrPossum posted:

stabby jim gots a family to feed

Yeah you want to create jobs god drat it. Make manufacturing great!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 13:02

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sagebrush posted:

there is a physical meter. it's a relic now that the meter is defined by the speed of light, but the metric system was invented well before the speed of light was measured with any accuracy. the meter prototype is a platinum-iridium bar and, as with the prototype kilograms, there was one central standard in paris and many copies in national laboratories around the world.

here are the best photos I can find; it's surprisingly awkward to photograph as its profile is 16mm on a side but it is 1.000000000000000000 meters long. awkward

What about a physical foot?

# ¿ Nov 26, 2020 14:42

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Will Yucca Mountains in Nevada be ready before Onkalo (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onkalo_spent_nuclear_fuel_repository)?

# ¿ Dec 20, 2020 06:51

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

FuturePastNow posted:

Who's laffy now?

His sweet tooth must have ached real bad.

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 04:39

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Alien Arcana posted:

In case anyone was worried, the cat made it down safely: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ

I heard the cat is up in the sky until this very day.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 00:15

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I just noticed the pentagram is upside down. Those are no satanists.

What's the opposite of satanists? Must be one of those.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 02:34

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The Lone Badger posted:

As someone pointed out in another thread, the fire is exactly where it's supposed to be. The problem is that you can see it.

Yeah, I read an internet forum post and that's normal and just like it should be.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2021 06:38

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

evil_bunnY posted:

Unless you're tied to the vessel it's a non-issue once you've got your gear on.

Yeah, basically you can't drown in the sea.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 14:20

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Bad Munki posted:

Speaking of long tubes and tight spaces

https://i.imgur.com/gRpQpdT.gifv

Loving this with the James Brown OST from the post above.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 15:15

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Sagebrush posted:

Also another point about Project Plowshare -- atomic bombs actually don't produce as much long-term radioactive fallout as people think. Fat Man contained about 6 kg of plutonium, 15% of which was fissioned. Obviously the instantaneous radiation at the moment of detonation was extremely lethal, but after that first millisecond you've only got <6 kg of radioisotopes scattered around plus a whole lot of short-lived (days) neutron-activated dirt to deal with. People were reoccupying and starting to rebuild Nagasaki within a couple of months.

Compare that to say Chernobyl where the reactor contained over 190,000 kg of fuel and it burned for 2 weeks.

The salt the earth / nuclear winter scenario is a situation that would only result from a full scale nuclear exchange, where you have hundreds of megatons of bombs going off all at once. And even then nuclear winter is considered today to be kind of sketchy science (though the fallout in that situation would be much more like Chernobyl than Nagasaki).

Yeah, in practical terms atom bombs can't kill anyone.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2021 18:28

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Antigravitas posted:

Actually, if they lengthen the ships even more, their angle of impact will necessarily be very shallow and it's harder to get stuck

Just make a ship that extends from Shanghai to Rotterdam.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2021 04:13

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

TACD posted:

I don�t fully understand what�s happening here, are the machines making that plastic wrapping? Or is it a covering for new machines that they�re removing?

It looks like they are setting up the machine for a new roll and throwing the first poo poo quality plastic to the side, but it gets sucked back on the roll and they'll have to shut it down and cut the poo poo off from the roll cylinder.

Roll change should be automated is the OSHA here.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 14:04

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

PostNouveau posted:

Looking this up and ran into:

even in an article about how they killed someone, they call it an "innovation"

I bet it's something petty like all the door handle designs being patented IP and not wanting to pay royalties out of spite.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 19:35

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Humphreys posted:

As a landowner with lots of space and stumps to get rid of, I would love access to this stuff. Alas I am in Australia where we may be free, we are restricted in 'things go boom'. It's probably for the best as I do enjoy alcohol and doing stupid things.

Just do separate orders of Tanner and Ite or even Tan, Ner, It and E and "they" will not notice.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 23:37

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

koshmar posted:

Wondering what the Finnish version of OHSA is called, no reason...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmlXzd0NSDc

Social distancing hammer was a good one

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 01:44

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Platystemon posted:

I like how they�re just supposed to limit activity back there, not actually stay away.

Employees may have little a alligator contact, as a treat.

Alligator = sales manager

# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 21:24

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Memento posted:

You can absolutely drink molten copper

once

I mean you won't even taste it.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 02:54

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The drain did open up by the look of it.

# ¿ May 8, 2021 01:46

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0pVzi77.gifv

What happened here? I mean after a plane flew at them.

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 02:33

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

You can see the driver looking out and down from the window, so it's intentional and a guaranteed secret parking spot hidden in plain sight

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 15:26

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/x4dtnKZ.mp4

If there was an airframe parachute, this wouldn't have happened.

If the little brother had a gun this would not have happened.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 21:12

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 23:03

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Jet Jaguar posted:

Where was this?

From the language and nature, without searching or clicking, I would guess any place between Turkey and Kazakstan.

Edit: It happened in India.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jul 25, 2021

# ¿ Jul 25, 2021 19:54

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