March 2020 Current Events Thread: The revolution lives on

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BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Vasudus posted:

# ¿ Mar 7, 2020 18:47

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 09:57

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Vasudus posted:

A generation of Americans born after the largest hardship events in modern history, granted unrivaled prosperity, that have greedily consumed so much of that prosperity they've locked the next two generations out of it.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2020 23:10

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 17:26

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Internet Wizard posted:

The �petulant hissy fit� of... hating an incoherent centrist who won�t commit to improving anything

I just don�t understand why nobody under 40 is voting guys

Wake me up when it's time for a revolution.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2020 15:54

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Jesus, an oil rig just had a confirmed case. Everyone on there is gonna get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF3dg5seGLs

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 03:28

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Casimir Radon posted:

I already despised Evangelicals. The past 4 years has pushed me into something beyond that.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 18:43

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Casimir Radon posted:

Lot of hookers about to start coughing.

Condolences to the D.C. escort circuit in advance.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2020 19:33

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

EBB posted:

Haill SS-18 Satan may his passing cleanse we Sinners

May its passing cleanse the earth?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:14

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

EBB posted:

What did the poor Earth ever do to us?

This isn't an anime! Blue Gender isn't gonna happen magically. Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six might tho lol

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 14:58

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Porfiriato posted:

Both Trump and Pence were at Mar a Lago with the Brazilian president and are apparently refusing to be tested. I wonder if they remember that should they both be incapacitated, the next person in the line of succession is... Nancy Pelosi.

Hahahhahahaha

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 17:00

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

shame on an IGA posted:

Louisiana postponing primaries. It begins.

ETA till fourth reich power grab?

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 17:23

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

boner penis posted:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hope your dick falls off fam

# ¿ Mar 13, 2020 23:17

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Kesper North posted:

I'm autistic, and I am loving tired of being made fun of. Stop it, and also gently caress off.

Same. Not in the mood either. Please miss me with that dumb poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 02:57

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Fallom posted:

Ok I�m turning off the Coronavirus threads. Watching goons in a panic orgy is not helpful, just anxiety-inducing

Yeah. Being on this forum has been an interesting experience. This seems to be one of the more sane threads for information, and I definitely appreciate the veteran audience.

I tried D&D and that shithole of a primary thread had me go from "it's in the bag, gently caress the machine, Bernie is gonna win" to existential despair and dread. I'd probably be quadruple hosed if I checked out the coronavirus thread.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 04:22

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Found the problem

I mean a dude I played HOTS w introduced me to this place. I'm still figuring it out. Definitely gonna minimize my time there. It's getting to be a bit daft loving with those particular posters

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 04:24

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Hekk posted:

There are still a lot of great discussions and interesting info on SA. D&D is a loving cesspool though. Find some subforums focused on stuff you are into and follow threads there.

I hear this place called YOSPOS might be good for an aspiring computer nerd. I haven't went there though I think they might cool judging by this vid I found. This came up in a cursory search.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPAZvxmLfcQ

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 04:55

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Just be aware this is the ghoulish, conspiracy mongering subforum

I thought it was the subforum for idiots who enlisted?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 04:57

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Flikken posted:

They don't have to be mutually exclusive

When you're right, you're right. I checked out the anime forum briefly when I was on a gundam binge but I didn't interact with any of the posters. Do I need to worry about them in that sub forum or what?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 05:01

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Flikken posted:

And we had a member perform amateur surgery in Libya, then spent a few years in a Syrian prison

Wuuuut

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 05:59

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Doc Hawkins posted:

Caro

Whoooooo?

E: nm found a gq article. Kevin dawes?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:07

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

UwU

quote:

Over several years he'd convinced himself that his grandmother had been in the CIA and that a secretive network in the same organisation had tortured him, quietly sterilised him and done all sorts of other unspeakable things to get him to do their bidding. Aided by tiny computer chips and cameras, and by mysterious suggestions delivered during his sleep, they'd tried to brainwash him and otherwise mess with his head. They had planted tramps around his house to keep an eye on him; now they wanted him for a top-secret CIA stud farm. To do something about it, he'd taken a cab to the Russian Federation embassy in Washington, but they'd "told me to f*** off at the gate".

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:11

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Yeah I'm running through that GQ article. Caro syria pulled it right up.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:13

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Well, the crazy fucker did more than most people running their mouths on these here internets. Wow just wow that this forum produced him.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:18

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

I'm shocked this guy survived. He should have died out there.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:25

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

we didnt produce him. we encouraged him multiple times to seek help

Let me rephrase: it's not like I'm saying "oh hey you guys made him." I'm saying he's merely a product of the forum, because he signed up, stuck around long enough before going on his little war tourist adventure. That's it. Let me read the rest.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:36

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Kazinsal posted:

Yeah for the most part SA as a whole doesn't so much produce weird people as the weird people come to SA thinking it's a forum full of weird people. Inevitably they get banned due to rampant crazy and either take the L or pay the spine fine.

Some pay the spine fine over and over and over before switching to stolen credit cards and chargebacks but the stories of Dare and Jon Pop are for another day

Far better assessment than I had, thank you.

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Back when more cops used to post here, Caro would challenge them to boxing matches. I think one of them- maybe Commander Shepherd?- took him up on it but I don�t think it ever happened.

He also used to barge into the earlier incarnations of Middle East thread in D&D (which actually used to be a great and interesting read between 2011-2013) and pick fights with Brown Moses (who actually got his OSINT start by geolocating and tracking the conflict in Libya, then Syria) and other people. His posting style made it crystal loving clear that he was not well.

Gotcha.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 06:37

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Milo and POTUS posted:

A CIA stud farm?

What is the color of the cumshack at Hereford?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 07:38

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

Hey, we have idiots who commissioned as well.

Idk, do they go through Pdays too? Because bootyjudge sure the gently caress didn't

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 15:08

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

Well, it killed Connor McGregors aunt.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 15:50

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

facialimpediment posted:

Goooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1238874586818674689?s=19

gently caress YOURSELF

What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I�ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I�ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I do not give coronavirus permission to infect me, my family, or any people/dogs I know, in both the past and the future.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I�m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words.

The wellness of my body is private and confidential.

You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You�re loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that�s just with my bare hands.

By posting this statement, I give my notice to the coronavirus that it is strictly forbidden to infect me, infect anybody close to me, make me I'll, send me or any of my family members into quarantine, or take any other action against me on the basis of my body and/or its contents.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little �clever� comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue.

The violation of my privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 and the Rome statute).

But you couldn�t, you didn�t, and now you�re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it.

Note: Coronavirus is now a pandemic. All Facebook Users must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once, you have given tacit agreement allowing you, as well as all of your friends on your Facebook page, to be infected.

You�re loving dead, kiddo.

# ¿ Mar 14, 2020 18:32

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

The gently caress, this rear end in a top hat is saying we have MASH units and poo poo to deploy. Lol. We're so hosed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

# ¿ Mar 15, 2020 23:08

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I mean keeping the cure for only the rich is literally an evil choice in a Bioware game, that being the Bioware notable for good = give man back his money, bad = murder him and his family for their few leftover coins

In retrospect, it's very realistic once you factor in current events

# ¿ Mar 16, 2020 04:20

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

facialimpediment posted:

He's right, just not in the way he thinks.

Traitors. All of them.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 02:16

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Deathy McDeath posted:

If the dems can�t beat this loving idiot in November, they truly are a waste.

Deathy baby, they already are a pathetic waste of oxygen. They proved it over these 4 years alone via their inaction. Honestly you should write to your Congressshitter and demand they apologies to the trees at this point.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 13:17

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Handsome Ralph posted:

If you really think this, you either haven't been paying attention or you're being willfully ignorant at this point.

I mean, by all means, continue to blame the Dems for not doing anything. Pay no attention to McConnell letting the numerous bills the Dem controlled house have passed languish on his desk.

I'm not saying the Dems aren't open to criticism, or there aren't areas that they could be doing more in, but I'm so loving tired of the "Dems are worthless because they didn't do the performative actions I WANT to see" shtick.

No my good bitch, I have been paying attention. They are weak and pathetic. And I'm tired of excuses from people like you. gently caress outta here with that. They had their chance to crucify the president. To come up with a laundry list of counts so big they couldn't be ignored back when impeachment happened. They didn't. Your command is more likely to throw more charges at you then the Dems did. For far less poo poo too.

I can't blame them for a hostile Senate. Bills don't get passed if they don't sign off. But I can blame them for being lukewarm, softhearted motherfuckers, as is their reputation and track record. Get outta here with that BS. Politics is a knife fight, not some loving Oliver Twist type poo poo. "Excuse me sir could we please have less corruption? Can we have our democracy back? What about that constituition? �Por favor!"

If you tell me politicians ain't got dirt on each other, I'll tell you to look up who've they've been loving and start twisting some loving arms. The path to victory is there. But it's not for the faint of heart. Problem is, only the new breed has loving heart. The rest of these motherfuckers are collecting the same check anyway and don't wanna rock the boat too hard. That's all I got on that, SMDFTB my dude. And choke on it too you bumass bitch.

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# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 15:19

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Nah.

gently caress you, your mother, and your sperm donor father. And every ancestor of yours that shoulda wore a rubber.

That better chiche?

BurningChrome fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Mar 17, 2020

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 15:31

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Chichevache posted:

Please don't use gendered slurs.

You're right. I went with what was natural. One second.

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 15:36

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Chichevache posted:

Please don't use gendered slurs.

Got ya covered

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 15:38

BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

That Works posted:

A new socialist party, being publicly owned, every election cycle would be ironic.

Heh

# ¿ Mar 17, 2020 16:55

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BurningChrome: Jan 18, 2020; They said she cooked her own cancers for people who crossed her, rococo custom variations that took years to kill you. They said a lot of things about Chrome, none of them at all reassuring.

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

[uncontrollable screaming]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWr9H6J1NQ

# ¿ Mar 18, 2020 20:44

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