Idiots on Social Media: if you jerk it to birdo you're a chaser

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Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Ambitious Spider posted:

Glad I’m not the only one

I actually thought

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 11:10

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 13:44

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Len posted:

not going to share screenshots but my ex just accused her mother of murder on facebook yesterday

i got sent a screenshot so i don't have the full story but it could be true or it could be amphetamine psychosis or her mom disagreed with her about something (this is what it looks like from the partial screenshot honestly)

Does she have a Star Wars figurine collection?

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 15:42

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Biplane posted:

I'm a man, and I think the quiver goes into my rear end.

Is that what Quiverfull is about?

# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 13:27

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A lot of people complain about copyright, but it's sad to read say Martialis when he's writing poems begging patrons to invite him to dinner while book-sellers are getting rich off selling his works, instead of poems about how some lady's tits are so big she has to pay double fare at the baths.

Thank you.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 23:10

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Roblo posted:

There is a brand of fancy chocolate in the UK called Tony's (it's pretty drat good) but the grooves are really random/all over the shop and it it makes it really annoying to break off a piece. Stop trying to be random Tony, let me eat your delicious chocolate normally.

It's Dutch. And the white chocolate and raspberry is amazing

# ¿ Mar 1, 2024 15:07

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

*dancing*

# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 20:51

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

bobjr posted:

https://x.com/Feature_First/status/1765741535721906238?s=20

# ¿ Mar 10, 2024 07:30

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Flesh Forge posted:

well buddy neither would you if you had the resulting dryness of your Glans Penis

Paging Enhydra Lutris, To Discuss, the Dryness of the Glans Penis.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2024 13:49

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

tokin opposition posted:

lol

Can't wait until we finish killing god, just two or three more decades and then we can implement postmodern marxism

The opium of the shut-ins.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2024 09:22

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Mx. posted:

hotboxing my tits until they're so high they can't even walk

Your tits are off your tits

# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 14:09

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soviet elsa posted:

It was a radio shock jock whose name I forget, but went by "Man Cow" who got waterboarded in DC, then immediately said it was torture after denying it live on air for a long time.

Also, apes together... weak?

Christopher Hitchens also had himself waterboarded to see how bad it was and afterwards fully agreed it was torture.

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 14:01

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Cicadalek posted:

I have it on good authority that the people of Gdansk were the first to invent Hair

No, they invented Polish plaits.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait

# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:59

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Push El Burrito posted:

"Do you bite your thumb at us?" will be translated to "Bruh?"

I do bite my thumb at you, sir.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 20:28

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He allegedly does not pay people for their work.
https://allhiphop.com/news/donald-glover-childish-gambino-wins-this-is-america-plagiarism-technicality/

Having read the article the guy claiming plagiarism failed to register his copyright correctly, *and* the judge said the two songs didn't sound alike anyhow.

So the judge tossed the suit.

https://pitchfork.com/news/lawsuit-over-childish-gambinos-this-is-america-dismissed/

So some people are mad at him for not paying for *not* copying a song? I suppose this is the thread to mock them.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:36

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Lol some people are mad alright.

I suppose bitter idiots believing anything some rando says on the Internet is kind of the theme of the last couple decades.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:53

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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

You don’t need to go this hard for a celebrity. Unless you are an asian teenager. Then Donald Glover will be the one who goes hard.

Oh, you actually *believed* the plagiarism thing?

:rubby:

# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:58

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Kojiro posted:

There's a pret in Bradford, mate

Bunch of pret-a-philes

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 09:56

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

RIP Alexander Abian

Oh god, there's a name I'd forgotten. You're *old*. Next up, Ludwig Plutonium

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 06:25

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

[fixed]
Yes, yes, yes, we must get rid of that moronish idiotic and
imbecile chunk of perverse piece of refuse THE MOON - once and for all!

THE MOON must go, must be eliminated!! Enough of billions of
years of the evil presence of that piece of refuse with its
morbid presence hanging above our heads - enough of that terrorizing
spy in the ski! that Evil watchful eye that disgusting boring
depressing piece of abomination.

UN-altered REPRODUCTION and DISSEMINATION of this IMPORTANT Information is ENCOURAGED, ESPECIALLY to COMPUTER BULLETIN BOARDS.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 09:41

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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I miss the early days of internet maniacs. It all seemed to have a much more human scale. Remember when noted shitbag author Jerry Pournelle became the first man to post a banme?

I started USENET right when Canter and Siegal invented spam.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 15:35

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007; At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Subjunctive posted:

someone did shoot him, in the end

The front end?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 14:48

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chglcu posted:

I once overheard my grandmother ask my mom if I was a confirmed bachelor, which was fun years later when I learned what that meant. More recently she’s just told me to my face that I’m getting fat.

Confirmed fatchelor

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 07:22

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

One of my co-workers called in on 9/11 to say he wasn't coming in because "work is in the business district, and we could be next!". I was like, bro... 1.) You don't need an excuse not to come in today, 2.) We're in Canada, 3.) Really? You think Al-Qaeda's next target after the WTC and Pentagon is the Toronto business district?

CIBC let people go home from Commerce Court.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 15:33

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Antigravitas posted:

Whenever my partner has an issue, I ask them for the Jira ticket number.

Yo momma always opening requests in ServiceNow

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 17:47

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 13:44

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Yeah there's an major league lacrosse player called LaDonnae Thobile.

Plays with a guy named Placido Gento

# ¿ Apr 21, 2024 16:05

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