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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Haha ha lmao . Plague

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Is this chest discomfort from slouching on the couch for three weeks, plague, or heart disease? Only time will tell

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


Prophetic

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

What do you mean the numbers going up? How could china do this to us?

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Quetzadilla posted:

drat there's a lot of fuckin loser liberals in this thread. Lmao @ anyone who calls themselves a socialist but won't even think about talking to the working class who's been fed lies for 40+ years and tricked into voting GOP. You're the reason we keep losing.

we live within a society

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Quetzadilla posted:

^^^^^ these are cops and wreckers fyi

nice

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Professorjuggalo posted:

so when she dies in 3 weeks will it be wrong to laugh at that too?

No just don't laugh at the hundreds she killed

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

mod sassinator posted:

lmao no, docs in the US are getting pay cuts and fired right now. the private hospitals aren't making money off poo poo like bariatric surgery, plastic surgery, etc. that have all been canceled and are just about to collapse. cutting pay and people is like a 'holy gently caress we're screwed and maybe this hail mary will give us another month to survive' move

in a month we will have a completely non-functional healthcare system in the country. we'll probably have half our doctors and nurses sick too, given the lack of PPE anywhere

These are acceptable downsides to the free market that manufactured the iPhone you are currently posting with

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

mod sassinator posted:

excuse me, it's an $800 samsung S10

EXCUSE ME, GOOD SIR

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Wishing coronavirus the best in the war against bojos lungs

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

I didn't even know they made "square spaghetti"

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Big hearty "LOL" at Boris's lungs turning into soup

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Fellatio del Toro posted:

Dow Jones Soars As Boris Johnson Moved To ICU

Thank you Boris! Working hard!

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Marx Headroom posted:

imagine living in a country where instead of sitting around wondering whether you have the roni you could walk into the nearest med facility and get tested for free, also if you get laid off the gov picks up your salary, also you have no student loans lol

no I refuse to torture myself like that

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Vim Fuego posted:

Wait, what? They haven't?

its a free market you commie

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

FogHelmut posted:

Probably business as usual

bury me on corpse island

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Praise lord above! The president will save us from this plague! He will deliver his supporters from plague world, and the haters may serve as guinea pigs for our toxic sludge vaccines

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

The crops you grow in a field feed you all year, catching a bunch of bugs that ate your crops and eating them feeds you for a couple days. It's like losing your job and getting 1200 dollars to make up for it.

Maybe you should get better at catching locusts, city boy

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Frozen pages of meat upon which we record the wretched histories of our final plague

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

When our last sun has set, we may sleep peacefully under sheets of frozen meat

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Sorry "leftists", of you've ever enjoyed the savory taste of a steak um meat sheet, your a trot and a wrecker and I hope you spend your final days in a gulag eating deli meat and frozen sausage links

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

BONGHITZ posted:

i hope notch is ok

He's a nazi now

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

drat. Being rich is hard work and now I respect them and the power they have over society

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

death to all industry. long live rear end and the worship of rear end

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

im paddling my rear end to cuba

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

the six state council warbands will destroy your weak and foolish communes. mark my words philly will come out on top

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

the new councils of states are capitalist organizations and must be destroyed

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

punchymcpunch posted:

oh is the usa breaking up?

no but its nice to pretend that america could change

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

not an endorsement posted:

california would no doubt stay pretty buddy buddy with all the other pacific republics though. how do you like, move water again

put the recently unemployed to work lugging buckets around

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Stereotype posted:

lol the Philadelphia DA just made it impossible to prosecute anyone by saying that any trip to jail comes with a high risk of contracting a possibly fatal virus. I expect a million constitutional claims of cruel and unusual punishment and demanding immediate release of all prisoners in the morning.

https://twitter.com/DA_LarryKrasner/status/1249751161504227329?s=20

cool thats great thanks larry

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Cats will eat as much as they want
Weight can be reduced by waving some trash around in a circle and making them spin really quickly

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

MoaM posted:

Wonder when the dying will stop?

Easter

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

sportsgenius86 posted:

I wonder what would happen at one of these rallies if someone lit a couple packs of firecrackers.

Several heart attacks

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Steve Yun posted:



Time to make a maslow's hierarchy meme for coronavirus. What should go into the levels?

?

?

Yeast, hairdye, netflix

Unemployment insurance, stimulus check

Lysol spray, clorox wipes, hand soap
Masks, gloves, hand sanitizer
Toilet paper, paper towels, bottled water

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012


thank you president trump! he makes everything possible!

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