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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

"I am trying to post to my workout log but my phone keeps losing my posts"

(because they're instead being posted to a thread about abortion)

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Heath posted:

That really reads more like an ill-conceived legalistic interpretation of the situation than him saying "16 years is the hottest age" or whatever. The granular definitions of the pedophile rainbow is loving stupid but it isn't out of character for a career law enforcement officer to take a legalistic track on it. I don't remember him being especially age of consent proactive in other threads but it's been a long time.

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > SA's Greatest Sagas: granular definitions of the pedophile rainbow

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Jeremy keeps his enemies list in the same folder as his klurf avatars? What a weirdo.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Charles posted:

Edit: wow, I haven't used the android app in a while, it put my reply in the wrong thread for some reason 🙃

I am working out!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

VinylonUnderground posted:

a nice clean place where bad elements never really get a chance to take root

quick reminder that a long-time poster was recently permabanned for being a pedo

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


shut up Shbobdb

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


Hello!

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

horseshoe theory of cringe - post enough to cycles back round to cool again

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

what defines a "whitenoise poster"?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Antivehicular posted:

Didn't zaurg also have a foot-disaster Goon Doctor thread under a parachute account? I mostly remember this because he recycled the parachute to be his "friend" and post in his stead to evade probation, because zaurg is the dumbest boy alive

yes, he cut out warts with a steak knife and posted pictures

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Even with the return of WaffleImages, the Mr. Water thread is still unintelligible. Could someone who was around at the time explain this saga?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

The ignore list was a goon who read Coupons and ignored everyone who wasn't posting deals. I sort of doubt it was actually true though.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

LordSaturn posted:

huh, that's weird, this guy's probed for HOW long? and he just posted on this same page? better check his rap sheet and see what he did...

LOL

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Terrible Opinions posted:

No that's boat finish companies violating pollution regulations. The euro note stuff is on the books.

illegal boat glitter varnish?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Argus Zant posted:

at some point there was an announcement from Jeff that had Porky Pig doing the "That's all, folks!" thing from the goatman's butthole... SA's equivalent of CNN broadcasting wildlife footage in the event of nuclear war.

a fitting legacy

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

didn't JB get made a mod shortly before he started this project :tinfoil:

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

did the forums ever decide how to change the accounts of deceased goons to "honor" them? I remember someone suggested a little "in memoriam" wreath to go around their avatar

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I use a puzzle feeder with my cat so that if I'm ever trapped in a series of plastic tubes, my cat can free me access and eat my corpse

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

HOLY gently caress posted:

I don't know why this suddenly popped into my head yesterday but I just remembered my favorite mod challenge of all time- THE MASTER PLAN in which Ruttiger got assigned the task to make a shot-by-shot remake of the dirty cowboy video (which has apparently been taken off youtube which is a loving crime because I can't find it :( )

challenge update thread

Ruttiger's remake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb_IQA9Zbow

someone please go out and find a copy of California Big Hunks and rip it in order to fix the disappearance of Robert Ginty as dirty glamor cowboy

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

really really hope that for creepy sex goon posting about his hijinks isn't part of his kink. I don't care about your chicken sex mask orgies, but I especially don't wanna know about them if you might be masturbating to my reaction

ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Jul 22, 2021

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind


:aaa:

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

:hmmyes: marginalized people get rights by quietly and politely asking (not too often!)

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

has anyone said "busted rod" yet

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

this is the strangest adaptation of Denver the Last Dinosaur

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

by 14:00 i got really obsessed with this thread and tried to read it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "clown egg clown egg clown egg" and "dick looks like a hosed up puzzle box" in my head for hours,

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

"indigenous trickster god" was the DOCTOR'S name

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

ohnonotme didn't end up taking the benzos to SA. They lost access to that account but registered another one and posted that they'd tapered off and were clean. personally I'm glad.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

moore loving loved using sexual assault and rape as a plot point in so many of his comics

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

iono, I'd be mad if my boss did that to me, too

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

StratGoatCom posted:

I'm still waiting to find out who Gurf was.

Turn off your monitor?

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

all of these exposed beams and wood flooring with built-in trap doors. lovely.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

wild game feast restaurant

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

someone did a little research in 2017:

DoctorTristan posted:

P[arachutePatty]'s not been seen since her thread.



hoping the "my wife is in a persistent vegetative state" goon is doing well

ChickenOfTomorrow has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Aug 13, 2021

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

no-one wanted to turn their crank to frank

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