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I wear my label of, "Evil Uncle" with pride.
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Booty Pageant posted:still thinkin bout those russian fishing cats Such a cute kitty!  Bet it likes scritche OH drat 
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Feb 17, 2024 03:16
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TIP posted:I've seen some ugly babies True on day of  he improved somewhat 
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Feb 18, 2024 17:31
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! Think that's what I had two weeks ago Sunday. Initially thought it was food poisoning, since the fun started less than four hours after eating dinner but it turned out that I had a round 2 at 7AM after a fitful night's sleep. Also, neither other person that ate my cooking had any issue. Didn't feel quite right for a week after. It, uh, resets your entire GI so your responses to certain foods can be...interesting until all the gut flora grows back. Sorry. It sucks but the worst passes quickly
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Feb 19, 2024 00:52
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Literally A Person posted:We don't know but it's been climbing the ladder in our household. Kid first, next day Wife, next day me. That's the worst  sorry.Stay hydrated as best you can.
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Feb 19, 2024 03:39
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I might make an exception for Peter Porker the Amazing Spider-Ham or an extremely ill conceived reboot of Howard the Duck Good thing weed's legal in most places. Would have been great to be tripping when I saw it in the theater back in the day.
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Feb 23, 2024 21:54
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Booty Pageant posted:will grindhouse ever make a comeback??? I hope not The 5th-run theatres were nasty Rags to Liches posted:I don't plan on throwing her into Suspiria or anything, I think she's too much on the squeamish side for that. Tenebrae might be okay for her though. There's always Phantasm PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Feb 24, 2024 |
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Feb 24, 2024 04:20
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If that's the bathroom through that doorway, I'll say that your nephew lives in a 2 or 3-bedroom bungalow with a half-attic space
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Feb 24, 2024 05:36
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redshirt posted:Two Liter of Bartles & James Wine Cooler, Cherry Flavored Strawberry Hill or Kountry Kwencher 4lyfe
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Feb 24, 2024 21:30
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redshirt posted:Do you remember the Bruce Willis Wine Cooler ad? It was for Seagrams. The one they ran when he was in Moonlighting?
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Feb 24, 2024 23:58
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 Also, it's not an authentic Polish restaurant in Buffalo unless it has a Dyngus Day reference  We can get sweet & also savory pierogies at Bells Market on Castor Ave. in NE Philadelphia Bonus Dorian 
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Feb 27, 2024 05:17
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bagmonkey posted:Biscuit the 22lb Turkey is at the vet getting spayed FINALLY. Hopefully once she's not a hormone monster she'll be super cuddly and all the other cats will love her and treat her like their baby child Her heats must have been epic
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Feb 28, 2024 17:39
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bagmonkey posted:tbh they were so mild I was genuinely confused why people say cats going into heat is sooo horrible. turns out its cuz she doesnt meow that loud lol She wasn't plowing along the floor on her face, dragging her forelegs behind her? Climbing the curtains? Suddenly extremely interesting/not interesting/interesting/not interesting WTF IS WRONG WITH ME to her neutered brethren?
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Feb 29, 2024 01:16
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Happy Birthday, Dorkus!
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Feb 29, 2024 05:12
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Thank u PainterofCrap! 
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Feb 29, 2024 17:03
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bagmonkey posted:
I made this for another goon posting through his cat's heat, many years ago (2005)  DorkusMalorkus posted:Go Biscuit go!
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Mar 1, 2024 02:03
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redshirt posted:Today's my Bday, and I went out for a nice lunch but it was funny, everyone got all up in this discussion about Girl Scouts of all things and it got a bit heated and I didn't say a word and just ate and noted this strange and miraculous existence we have (the discussion had nothing to do with me). Everything is so fascinating and odd! Happy Earth Entry Day, RedShirt!
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Mar 3, 2024 02:01
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Revins posted:I do industrial cleaning and it's still loving weird how far they pay me to travel to do it. I'm on a trip from Iowa to Florida to sandblast corrosion at a power plant. Like I'm grateful for the work obviously but is there no one in the SE US that does sandblasting or dry ice blasting? Is it really that niche? You may have been the lowest bid. As an insurance adjuster, I have to contract folks to do stuff like this, and if n one is available locally for a reasonable figure, I'll check around other regions of the company to see if the quote is out of line. If it's not, the travel expense is usually only a few hundred bucks.
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Mar 4, 2024 03:56
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I was in a truck stop diner bathroom and the toilet had a built in bidet That rig sees a lot of hemorrhoids
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Mar 4, 2024 04:59
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redshirt posted:I am collecting individuals with unique skills. I can blow spit bubbles, and also swallow while my mouth is wide open (impressed the dentist)
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Mar 4, 2024 06:14
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I need that LEGO hotdog dude
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Mar 4, 2024 17:05
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My son’s a glassblower, and although he’s unemployed atm, he’s not a goon
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Mar 4, 2024 20:39
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redshirt posted:Who's good at contracts and negotiating stuff? *changes hats* I'm an insurance claims adjuster
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Mar 5, 2024 01:39
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redshirt posted:HR will have to vet all of you of course, but unless you're like a psycho killer or something.... Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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Mar 5, 2024 03:13
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Why do I have to be Brown?
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Mar 5, 2024 05:33
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Ruby Gloom posted:ok so i was looking for a cute picture about hoping sids tummy felt better but i found this instead A Q-Tip is cheaper, and readily available
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Mar 6, 2024 01:08
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Ruby Gloom posted:you should eat some cookies That's so English I may just go down with the HMS Pinafore  Escape From Noise posted:I just generally don't like pineapple. Ever had fresh, properly ripe? One of my son's friends (about 12-years ago) came into the kitchen while I was sectioning a very tasty, perfectly ripe pineapple. I offered him a slice & he announced that he didn't like pineapple. Turned out he'd only had canned; he tried fresh & it rocked his world. Escape From Noise posted:Jesus. Public toilets in this country are a loving nightmare. Holy poo poo! You found one?? Where??
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Mar 7, 2024 00:44
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bagmonkey posted:might post the biggest cat turd ive ever seen No screenshots of fascist’s accounts, please
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Mar 7, 2024 16:29
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Ruby Gloom posted:i'm bringing back sheep posting 
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Mar 8, 2024 04:50
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fartknocker posted:It’s always humid for me because I live Ruby Gloom posted:plz behold the magnificence of Costco Beef Chili With Beans Pre-blep Unit
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Mar 13, 2024 05:25
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redshirt posted:Unlike many, I will fight any goose I see. They know it too, I walk right up to them and they back away.  The most vivid real dreams I ever had were from about mid-1994 until I was diagnosed with severe sleep apnea in late 1996. Textured, detailed, full-color, What Dreams May Come - level poo poo that was episodic - dreams would continue for several nights in a row, picking up where they left off. I met all kinds of people, from all periods of history, and we were all dead. I also dreamed of a conversation I had with my father, who died in July 1995. That one was so real it freaked me out for the rest of the day. I can see why people believe in an afterlife. But it all stopped after I got my first CPAP. PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Mar 14, 2024 |
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Mar 14, 2024 04:33
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fartknocker posted:This is like the second thread to bring this up in a week-ish, so the question here is which movie do you think of her in first, the Back to the Future trilogy, Howard the Duck, Red Dawn, or something else. Leah Thompson kept my rear end in the $3.25 seat I bought to watch that crap, right up to the credits
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Mar 14, 2024 05:05
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TIP posted:there is no setting in windows that will fully stop it from rebooting against your will 
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Mar 15, 2024 05:28
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WUT
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Mar 16, 2024 03:29
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They smell fabulous right out of the fryer, but they taste like dirt.
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Mar 16, 2024 03:36
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If you weren't before, you sure as poo poo will be considering it after that.
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Mar 16, 2024 03:38
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redshirt posted:Do all cute animals get corporate branding now? 
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Mar 18, 2024 03:57
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I make a curry abomination that is an homage to my mother, who was actually a good cook in spite of working with Betty-Crockerized 'ethic' recipes that call for lamb, fruit salad, and McCormick 'curry powder.' (until I was in university, turmeric-based was all you cold find in groceries). I grew up loving it. I taught myself how to make it so it is just like my Mom's was. Took awhile because she never wrote it down so I started out trying to make a curry they way it should be, and it wouldn't turn out, so I started out Mom-style (brown lamb, fry onions, add seasonings & liquids, season by taste). My wife, however, has to leave the county when I start browning lamb and loading up the turmeric & attar. It's not real. I know that. I love real curries. Really. But this falls into the "I know what real proper pasta/ravioli tastes/textures like and adore it, but I still love me the canned Boy-r-Dee meat ravioli" territory. PainterofCrap fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Mar 19, 2024 |
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Mar 19, 2024 21:01
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The way I feel when the edibles kick in Mmmm Government weed
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Mar 22, 2024 04:02
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