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Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Fightful has learned the following WWE wrestlers have been released.

- Braun Strowman

the little engine that couldn't

# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 16:42

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:01

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

BrigadierSensible posted:

So, lets say hypothetically, Nikki succeeds and becomes a super hero.

Does she then become Nikki SH? Or does she stay Nikki ASH, (Actual Super Hero)?

she becomes Nikki rear end (A Successful Superhero)

# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 05:20

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

KungFu Grip posted:

the big/part time name that asked for their release is apparently not an active wrestler so its someone on a legends deal, probably Flair?

The Four Horsemen are gonna reunite and bury Hangman Adam Page brother

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 07:33

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Adam Cole going over to AEW would be loving enormous right? like Bryan Danielson and CM Punk are big, but this would be the NXT Champion, the direct competition for the better part of a year and a half jumping ship

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 09:01

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Cerebral Bore posted:

It wouldn't be Bryan Danielson or CM Punk big, but it would definitely look like a top guy leaving the sinking ship.

that's the quality i think makes it bigger in some ways. Adam Cole is one of NXT's biggest stars, assets and longest reigining champion throughout the period where NXT was directly competing with AEW. it's a really huge sign that WWE is just completely failing to the wider public

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 09:12

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

HerraS posted:

the wider public doesnt know who the gently caress adam cole is lmao

it's still real to me drat it

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 09:15

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

the CGI in WWE is like when george lucas edited star wars and put in obnoxious dated 2000s CGI over every frame

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 04:24

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Blaise330 posted:

Mace and T-Bar won a match!

TEE BAR

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 12:31

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Lid posted:

The red light is the best part because it was a choice that served zero purpose and actively detracted from the match. The DQ, The Fiend no selling ten curb stomps, those happened in the match. The light... why was there a heroin light over the match?

reposting this old gem

https://i.imgur.com/kBdEhna.mp4

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 03:05

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

stab posted:

Road Dogg preferred the grey

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 05:34

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1424299125147906050
https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1424301575590359041

WWE: now with less vanilla midgets

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 11:18

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

https://twitter.com/zacksabrejr/status/1119752914199703552?lang=en

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 11:25

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 11:32

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 11:41

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

DarkstarIV posted:

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1424918424849895425

And that still wasn't the worst line in that promo. It is AMAZING how awful the RAW Women's Division is right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE6lW8TazZM

# ¿ Aug 10, 2021 06:56

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Drakkel posted:

HHH in his new office at Titan Towers

i believe you have my NXT champion

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 15:43

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

the more AEW, NJPW, Impact and AAA work together, the more WWE seems like a weird hermit federation in isolation from the rest of the world

# ¿ Aug 15, 2021 09:23

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

The Cameo posted:

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1429250629638123520?s=21

Punchsport Pagoda > WWF News/Views: Building is cash free and Internet is down so nobody can buy anything.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2021 02:31

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Nick Jr. Face posted:

Vince: "Paul we want to get you back on television."

Hunter: "That's great! I have a short list of people I want to have matches with."

Vince: "We're going to book you as my daughter's cuck."

Hunter:

Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Aug 24, 2021

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 15:00

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Karma Tornado posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OIr9NYO.mp4

# ¿ Aug 24, 2021 15:38

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Lid posted:

https://streamable.com/2i1spi

# ¿ Aug 26, 2021 12:25

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

https://twitter.com/MoTownRick313/status/1431415611775754241

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 06:06

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

njsykora posted:

You think you can afford a smartphone on an NXT deal?

velveteen dream could

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 15:36

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

WWE's decline and loser hunter's humiliation is funnily enough the best content they've put out in decades

# ¿ Sep 5, 2021 06:34

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Seams posted:

https://twitter.com/TrevorDame/status/1435911578939953152

This has gotta be Triple H�s worst year professionally since, like, 1996 right.

the funniest part of this is AEW being on record saying they'd work with WWE in a heartbeat if they were open to a mutual relationship. Vince's desire to control and own everything in wrestling is WWE's biggest weakness

# ¿ Sep 9, 2021 13:59

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

mearn posted:

They cut Zelina Vega, whose father died on 9/11, from tonight's show.

living up to her father by having her career crash and burn

# ¿ Sep 11, 2021 05:19

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

https://twitter.com/JohanNDaCut/status/1436848386406223874

# ¿ Sep 12, 2021 07:39

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

stab posted:

http://lutte.quebec/nouvelles/primeur-sami-zayn-sous-contrat-jusquau-printemps-2022/

Remember Sami's shoulder surgery?

Tack on the time baby! Looking at spring of 2022 now.

this is only a speculative article, but is it even legal/enforceable for WWE in court to add injury time onto a contract?

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 02:47

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Grant DaNasty posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1438496646313222145?s=21

# ¿ Sep 16, 2021 15:10

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

https://streamja.com/4WBb7

this feels like the writing of 2000s WCW mixed with the production of peak lolTNA

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 02:48

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Venomous posted:

if I were forced to wrestle in the Fed I'd just do a character that appealed to Vince and Vince only, like, idk, The poo poo Man, a character that lives in poo poo, farts all the time, goes into a rage when anyone sneezes, and wins matches by stuffing poo poo-filled underpants in their opponents' faces, and Vince would be forced to give me work no matter what, because (a) it'd be Sports Entertainment as gently caress (b) Vince isn't going to bury a guy that's exactly like him

...then again, it wouldn't get over with anyone besides Vince, and I'd be shitcanned within three months

Butt The Shitman Fart

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 15:27

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

COULD IT BE??? OH MYYYY

IT'S THE SHITMAN

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 15:53

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great wrestler Triple H is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Triple H"

# ¿ Sep 27, 2021 16:02

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Shane McMahon should be Matt Cardona's manager

# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 14:00

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

rename this thread Stamford SuperMax News/Views

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 01:05

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Drakkel posted:

Boy howdy they're just hot shotting every title match they can possibly do like a week before the PPV aren't they

strap in because they're going to keep doing this without changing any of the core format that makes WWE completely poo poo, then panic even more when hotshotting doesn't work

# ¿ Oct 16, 2021 03:41

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Kennel posted:

Can't wait for the inc-est angle.

Vincest

# ¿ Oct 18, 2021 13:55

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

xbilkis posted:

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1456372129813913601

just like marvel in that every match follows the exact same script beat for beat

# ¿ Nov 4, 2021 22:35

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

That DICK! posted:

# ¿ Nov 5, 2021 02:23

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:01

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

Chris James 2 posted:

Angel Garza is now Angel and Humberto Carrillo is now Humberto. Just what they needed, no last name

they'll be released in 3 months

# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 09:59

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